Dear Life

 

Dear Life,

Thanks a lot.

Thanks for annoying little brothers,

For rude people, drama, and bad breath breathing in your face.

For icy driveways, and little barking dogs.

For the phone ringing always at the wrong time, running to answering it, then hearing the stupid telemarketer.

Thanks for when all the shampoo bottles fall off the shelf in the shower

and all the times my pencil fell off my desk in class.

Thanks for all the lost remotes, phones, and socks

For my dog wanting to chew everything it sees,

For hot coffee that I spill on myself in the car when it goes over a pot hole

For sleepless nights and zombie like Monday mornings

Thanks for homework, and spilled milk... all over my lap.

For headaches, and stubbed toes

For everything else you brought upon my life that I am so thankful for,

Thanks a lot.

 

Author's Note

COUGHSARCASMCOUGH

Reviews

[brittneymarie]

This was really good in my opinion :]
I liked it. The little things that you have in your poem such as

"Thanks for when all the shampoo bottles fall off the shelf in the shower"

Made it really unique, because I dont think a lot of people would think of such little things like that

Great write, overall

,BrittneyMarie

[Crazy Cat Man]

I just noticed the picture.....now that makes it more funny jaja

[Crazy Cat Man]

For sleepless nights and zombie like Monday mornings

i like that part.....thats funny.......hey happy you're not writing stuff like
Dear Life,

thanks for morbid funerals and natural disasters,
not paying rent and being evicted

now that would be worse :(

so life ain't bad