Diagnosis Alzheimer's

Something has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's... but it is not human! Can you guess who/what lost its memory?

 

Diagnosis Alzheimer’s ...

 

Every morning my boss attempts to wake me up by pushing a button, making me start up for the day ahead. Alas, today… bleep… I am just about to make it, then suddenly I am stuck for I … bleep … to start my friendly boss’s machine, thingy … I do not know what it is called.

This leaves my boss in a … bleep … state. His w… seems to depend upon me and he takes a look at my … blutton or whatever it is called. Today I suddenly seem to know very little of all the work the man put into me over the years.

And yet I have been such a faithful … pbleep…, always well kept too. For I am his pjight and loy, or something else, I really cannot seem to recall.

Well, the blutton thingy seems to work, my faithful owner seems pluzzed, for everything seemed to work perfectly as I went to sleep.

This morning, I do not know, I just cannot pelfrom or do thingies that I normally do autothingyly …

The man now loses his tempel with me (I hope I still get that light) I am losing it too.

What is wrong with me? Normally artef the blutton has been pushed, I … bleep… what to do. I hear the word ‘windows’ muttering in my ears, well my window thingy is always clear. Why cannot he see what he is meant to? What is rwong with me? He is the one who … bleeped … me, he should know!

Help!! I am losing it: he takes me al … bleep! All my prats … bleeped … on the table! Somebody!! He is trotruing me! Now I am all … bleeping… useless! The … bleep … what will happen to his flies?

He says it is o.k. but I flee k.o., while I am …blripped … of my bleepdisk! I want my hardthingy back, because the flies are in there! The stupid romon!

Now he tells me my hardthingy is fine. Why am I fleeing that I have frogotten everything I know?

Now, he has a go at my mummybleep! How dare he? She has got fleeings too! Then he usddenly tackles my probleepsor… What the fleep he thinks he is bleeping? My probleepsor sruvives the test as well!

Oh my God, what have I bleeped to deserve this dealor? I cannot memreber that I vree did thingysom wrong!!!

The final nodiagsis is that my mormery has all gone?

Blimey bleep, I have got Alzheimer’s, that I know, for I do not bleep … who … am … more … any…

 

Help!!!

 

Author's Note

Please tell me what you think! Should I have posted this?
Something we are all using here has lost its memory ... Most probably you are sitting in front of one now ... Does this make any sense to you?
No there is no picture, that would make things too easy!

Reviews

[R J Askew]

NODIAGSIS! this reminded me of Super Tuesday (NOT) back in Feb when this happened and instead of a sort of gradual slide there was a sudden deafening silence followed by a sort of embrassed but manic whistling from system's bosses. Oooooo-er WHAT a day that was! I like the way the language becomes cleverly and humerously jumbled up here though. But... oooo I can still remember that day when the system had a devastating stroke!

[DRIVEN]

LOL, really enjoyed this one...my computer is slow today and I wonder if I should pour some coffee on it!!
or maybe it caught something from yours,,,,OH NO

[J. James Reider]

This was wildly entertaining! I do believe that it does indeed have a place here, even with the typos that the obsessive compulsive side of my brain screams to fix.. lol

I did figure out about halfway through that it was a computer... I think windows gave it away, maybe you could smudge that into "viewpoints" or "portals" or something of that nature.

Is this what you e-mailed me about? Because I was about to not how ironic it was that I was reading this... lol... then I realized that I was griping about the computer earlier.

All in all it is a terrific piece. Wonderful imagination (:

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

I think I'm going with a computer losing memory from a computer virus... no matter what it's a very entertaining story and enjoyed it emensly.

[Fran Marie]

An Amusing write to be sure it's the old computer with Altdeletetimers with

bloopers in the bleepers~lol,THanks for sharing~Fran Marie

[Gandré]

this was totally amusing writing . you did a great job ! we all made such an experience. computers can hold us in Schach-matt. love also your review of my piece. be well !

[A LaDy NaMeD D]

computars...loose memory???? wait...lol actually they do. hahaha. I LOVE THIS!!!! lol it reminds me of when my computar crashed and i lost everything i had saved *sigh* I was sooo mad at the time, but i realize it was both a combiniation of me saving millions of things and my brother downloading millions of things *our fault* you did really good with this. And i've never read anything like this so in my mind...its original!

Danni J

[bluessadmood]

oh go on off course its the computer ,yes your writing made me so angry ha ha ,i really wanted to read you all ,you done a great job ,really like a bad keyboard ,off course i guessed it dear ,it was very clever of you i just loved it ,but only this once,ha ha , or you drive me crazy ha ha ha,moayad

[Silent Kim aka mizmetap..]

Is it the damn computer, we type and hit wrong keys and don't notice until later and have to figute out what the hell were saying. I know that has to be it cause I had a hard time reading this. I think I was losing my mind. lol