104. How Did You Not See This Coming?

Well, you kinda did.

*On Isla Sorna*

 

*In the tents, Gideon and Megan are alone in a tent; Reid, Jocelyn, Prentiss, and JJ are in another tent; and Hotch and Morgan are in the last tent. All that’s left is Mayisha*

 

Ludlow: Tsk, tsk. Come with me, Agent Khan. You can share my tent.

 

Mayisha: Oh brother.

 

Ludlow: Would you rather share a tent with--

 

Mayisha: Yeah, whatever. Fine. Just don’t… rape me.

 

Ludlow: *gives her a once over* I don’t plan on doing so.

 

*Inside Megan and Gideon’s tent*

 

Gideon: You’re quiet.

 

Megan: We’re sharing a tent, Jason. What am I supposed to say?

 

Gideon: What you’re thinking.

 

Megan: What if I don’t want to share?

 

Gideon: Then you don’t have to.

 

Megan: Fine, I wont.

 

*A moment of silence passes before:*

 

Gideon: *reaches out a touches Megan’s hip lightly* You’re too quiet.

 

Megan: …Didn’t we just settle this? *moves away*

 

Gideon: I don’t like it when you’re quiet.

 

Megan: Can’t you just go to sleep.

 

Gideon: I want things to go back to the way they were.

 

Megan: How were they?

 

Gideon: They were fine. You loved me.

 

Megan: Then I discovered exactly what I was doing.

 

Gideon: I want to be able to kiss you again.

 

Megan: Too bad. That time’s past.

 

Gideon: Can’t it--

 

Megan: No, it can’t. This conversation is over.

 

Gideon: No, it’s not over until I say it’s over.

 

Megan: *sits up* And who made you the boss?

 

Gideon: I’m the superior agent.

 

Megan: That doesn’t make you the boss of me.

 

Gideon: I think it does. *sits up as well*

 

Megan: What do you want me to do? Seriously?

 

Gideon: Tell me how you feel.

 

Megan: You wanna know how I feel, SHRINK?

 

Gideon: …Yes.

 

Megan: Well I feel just bloody brilliant. My best friend is probably dead, we’re stuck on an island full of dinosaurs with wackjobs who think it’s POSSIBLE, at any level, to catch dinosaurs and bring them back to the mainland, and I’m stuck in a tent with the worst person in the world to share it with! So yeah, I’m just fine and dandy.

 

*Silence*

 

Gideon: I’m sorry.

 

Megan: Yeah, no you’re not.

 

Gideon: I truly am.

 

Megan: You don’t know the meaning of “sorry”.

 

Gideon: *traces the shadow on her face with his fingers* You’re so beautiful…

 

Megan: *looks away* Now you sound like a pedophile.

 

Gideon: *rolls his eyes*

 

Megan: Look-- *turns around, looking straight into his eyes*

 

Gideon: How do you feel, Megan Soul?

 

Megan: Like I want to explode.

 

Gideon: Go ahead.

 

Megan: …you want me to explode?

 

Gideon: Well not in that--

 

*Suddenly, on impulse, Megan leans forward and connects her lips with Gideon’s. He likes this very much and leans forward a bit more on his part, trying to not have her straining so much. His fingers feel like feathers on her skin, and he kisses down her neck. She closed her eyes and tells him that she can’t, that she must stop*

 

Gideon: It’s too late. It’s impossible to stop now.

 

*She runs her fingers through his hair, fingernails scraping his scalp, as their lips touch again with such fiery passion. He trails fire patches with his fingers sweeping across her arms, pulling her closer*

 

*In the darkness, with their lips connected, their fingers intertwine*

 

*Meanwhile, in Ludlow and Mayisha’s tent*

 

Mayisha: …

 

Ludlow: *sees her standing there* What seems to be the problem?

 

Mayisha: …There’s only one bed.

 

Ludlow: We’re adults, aren’t we? We can--

 

Mayisha: Oh no. Oh HELL no.

 

Ludlow: Fine. I’ll sleep on the floor.

 

Mayisha: That’s better. *gets into the bed*

 

Ludlow: Good night, Agent Khan.

 

Mayisha: No, it’s not.

 

Ludlow: And why’s that?

 

Mayisha: ’Cause I have to sleep with you.

 

Ludlow: …

 

Mayisha: IN THE SAME TENT AS YOU, JACKASS.

 

Ludlow: Quiet down! You’ll wake up everyone!

 

Mayisha: Don’t you have a extra tent or something that I can use?

 

Ludlow: …I let you have the bed.

 

Mayisha: Yeah, it’s a sleeping bag. One hell of a bed.

 

Ludlow: It’s better than sleeping on the ground.

 

Mayisha: SAYS WHO?!

 

Ludlow: YOU WANT TO TRY IT?!

 

Mayisha: Jesus, no. Man, you’re uptight.

 

Ludlow: I AM NOT UPTIGHT.

 

Mayisha: …you’re supposed to be defending yourself, right?

 

Ludlow: Enough. ENOUGH. I see what you’re doing.

 

Mayisha: What am I doing?

 

Ludlow: You’re trying to creep me out until I run out of this tent, and you have it to yourself.

 

Mayisha: … *snaps fingers* Damn, you figured out my plan.

 

Ludlow: Well, it won’t work.

 

Mayisha: Can’t a girl dream?

 

Ludlow: What’s so wrong with my tent, anyway?

 

Mayisha: …You’re in it.

 

Ludlow: *sighs, exasperated* Fine. FINE. You know what?

 

Mayisha: *is gleeful* What~

 

Ludlow: *gets up* I’m going to sleep in the sleeping bag with you.

 

Mayisha: OH GOD NO. HAVE MERCY. PLEASE.

 

Ludlow: *gets in*

 

Mayisha: *jumps out* I’LL SLEEP WITH THE DINOSAURS BEFORE I SLEEP WITH YOU.

 

Ludlow: …well that’s depressing.

 

Mayisha: THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY IN THE BEGINNING.

 

Ludlow: …

 

Mayisha: THAT’S RIGHT. DON’T ANSWER.

 

Ludlow: You know you can’t resist me.

 

Mayisha: …I’m throwing up in my mouth right now.

 

Ludlow: I bet that’s what Juliet said to Romeo before they discovered how in love they were.

 

Mayisha: Oh, you are SO off your head.

 

Ludlow: Why don’t--

 

Mayisha: BURN IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL.

 

Ludlow: Oh, and I’M the illogical one.

 

Mayisha: Someone can SO burn in the fiery pits of Hell.

 

Ludlow: And how, might I ask you?

 

Mayisha: I’ll call the dinosaurs, and we’ll see.

 

Ludlow: …you’re going to throw YOURSELF into Hell?

 

Mayisha: Who said anything about me? I’m too awesome. I EAT DINOSAURS FOR BREAKFAST, YO.

 

Ludlow: …

 

Mayisha: I think I know what the REAL problem is here.

 

Ludlow: Enlighten me. Please.

 

Mayisha: YOU cannot resist ME.

 

Ludlow: I feel no such thing!

 

Mayisha: Why else would you single me out when the others were getting tents? I could have as easily gone with Morgan and Hotch, or Gideon and Megan. But NOOO, you made me some in here and sleep with you!

 

Ludlow: …

 

Mayisha: IN THE SAME TENT, JACKASS.

 

Ludlow: I AM NOT A JACKASS!

 

*Suddenly, the tent unzips, to reveal…*

 

Jocelyn: SHUT THE HELL UP, WOULD YOU?!

 

Mayisha: *points* HE’S A JACKASS.

 

Ludlow: *points* SHE’S SO ANNOYING.

 

Jocelyn: GET A ROOM, YOU TWO! *leaves*

 

*silence*

 

Ludlow: G-get a room?

 

Mayisha: THERE ARE NO ROOMS ON THE ISLAND OF DINOSAURS, SMART ONE!

 

Ludlow: I believe it’s called “Isla Sorna”.

 

Mayisha: WHATEVER.

 

Ludlow: No, not “whatever”. You have to be correct.

 

Mayisha: Correct on what?

 

Ludlow: That you can’t resist me.

 

Mayisha: …that’s the second time you said that.

 

Ludlow: It only makes it more true.

 

Mayisha: I’ve been able to resist a lot of guys.

 

Ludlow: I can tell.

 

Mayisha: WHAT WAS THAT?!

 

Ludlow: Just saying.

 

Mayisha: SHUT UP OR ELSE.

 

Ludlow: Or else what? You’ll kiss me?

 

Mayisha: OR ELSE I’LL THROW YOU TO THE DINOSAURS.

 

Ludlow: Yes, and good luck with that.

 

Mayisha: What did I tell you? I EAT DINOSAURS FOR BREAKFAST.

 

Ludlow: IF YOU KEEP YELLING, YOU’LL HAVE A CHANCE TO SHOW ME.

 

Mayisha: SHUT UP!

 

Ludlow: NO YOU SHUT UP!

 

Mayisha: NO YOU SHUT UP!

 

Ludlow: NO YOU SHUT UP!

 

Mayisha: SHUT THE FLUP UP.

 

Ludlow: SHUT THE WHATEVER-FLUP-IS UP!

 

Jocelyn, Morgan, Hotch, Reid, Prentiss and JJ: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FLUP UP!!

 

*silence*

 

Ludlow: Well I guess they told us.

 

Mayisha: NO YOU GUYS SHUT UP.

 

Ludlow: You’re going to call the goddamn dinosaurs!

 

Mayisha: You’re WILLINGLY in the middle of a dinosaur island. Don’t you have means to defend yourself?

 

Ludlow: Yes, but my men are sleeping.

 

Mayisha: Not for long.

 

Ludlow: Yes, if you keep screaming.

 

Mayisha: IF YOU KEEP SCREAMING BACK.

 

Ludlow: You. Are. Insufferable!

 

Mayisha: *randomly kisses him on the mouth* There, happy?

 

Ludlow: *is dazed* Very. Would you mind doing that again?

 

Mayisha: You wish.

 

Ludlow: Fine, fine. I’m happy with one for tonight.

 

Mayisha: Oh, so you think you have me now, don’t you?

 

Ludlow: Yes, actually, I think I do.

 

Mayisha: What if it’s ME that’s got YOU?

 

Ludlow: I’m the older one.

 

Mayisha: How do you know?

 

Ludlow: How old are you?

 

Mayisha: HA. NOT TELLING.

 

Ludlow: …fine. Don’t tell me.

 

Mayisha: *kisses him once more* Goodnight, Romeo. *turns away from him and falls asleep on the ground*

 

Ludlow: *drapes the sleeping bag over Mayisha’s sleeping form* Goodnight, my Juliet.

Author's Note

MUDLOW IS SO ABSTRACT IT'S BRILLIANT.

Reviews

[Roxi L]

Ahh Mudlow! YAYAYAYAYAYAY FOR MIDEON

Writing keeps the dream alive
~V~

[Sarah E. Pearson]

I was speechless at the Mideon part, then biting my tongue laughing at the Mudlow part!! I can so not wait to read more Mudlow parts!!

[Aurora Lynn]

OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS AMAZING. *spazzes so much*

MUDLOW IS SO ADORABLE I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE!

[~goh~]

Oh god... WHY ARE SO MANY OLDER MEN INTERESTED IN YOU PEEPS. IT'S FREAKY.
Poor, poor Mayisha. How she must suffer with Ludlow.
I blurted out at lunch today "THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED!" When we were discussing Jurassic Park today at lunch. "You see, the BAU and some of my friends were going to inspect Isla Sorna for a new case, and then the plane crashed. And then the pilot was eaten. And then-" My friends said "SHUT UP KALEY." Fooey.

[compositionc]

WHAT
THE F**K

for some reason, that sounds SOFUCKINGMUCH like me BUTATTHESAMETIME it's not. ITS FUCKINGSCARY.

-sobs-

Damn pedophiles. I knew I should have spent all night watching SVU.

NYANCAT

I hate you
But that was super funny
XDDDDD
So yeah
Fine
Kudos To You


I DO EAT DINOSAURS FOR BREAKFAST, YO.

[Short.Nerd]

I EAT DINOSAURS FOR BREAKFAST, YO.

^I LOVED THAT XD lol It was hilarious!

and I like Mudlow. :D

Oh, and you made my night by posting this! :D

[Some Random Person.]

lol... SCREAMING MATCH! :)