95. Speeding Towards the Climax

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*In the Vivocci Spaceship*

 

*After Wilfred and the Doctor talk, Wilfred wanders off, and the newly reawakened me decides to go and talk to her boyfriend alone*

 

Me: *sits down beside him* Hey.

 

Doctor: Hey. You’re awake!

 

Me: Yes, a moment ago. Sorry.

 

Doctor: For?

 

Me: Going down so easily.

 

Doctor: …He whacked you in the back of the head.

 

Me: You’ve withstood SO much more.

 

Doctor: I’m the Doctor.

 

Me: And I’m… Olivia Smith. No one special.

 

Doctor: *puts down his sonic and the wiring* But you ARE.

 

Me: The only reason I’d be special is because I travel around with you in your time machine and somehow -- I really don’t know how -- I ended up being your girlfriend.

 

Doctor: Somehow?

 

Me: Yeah, there’s billions, trillions of girls in the universe. All wonderful, sexy women that you could choose from. And you chose me. Why?

 

Doctor: Because I love you.

 

Me: Because Mayisha would have killed you if you didn’t ask me out?

 

Doctor: I want to spend the rest of my life with you. That’s why I asked you to marry me.

 

Me: That’s not like you at all. You don’t settle down.

 

Doctor: We wouldn’t really be settling down…

 

Me: And YOU can’t spend the rest of your life with me.

 

Doctor: I’m going to die.

 

Me: *tearfully* Please! Don’t say that!

 

Doctor: Why not?

 

Me: Because you’re not going to die. I won’t let you die.

 

Doctor: The prophecy--

 

Me: Screw the prophecy, you’re going to live.

 

Doctor: *his face is an inch or so from mine* I don’t want to die.

 

Me: You won’t.

 

Doctor: That day… When…

 

Me: *pulls away, looking down* It was a mistake. The biggest mistake of my life.

 

Doctor: You were under the impression and Megan and I were… kissing.

 

Me: Which is kind of disgusting, sorry. Trying to picture one of my best friends kissing my boyfriend.

 

Doctor: *glares at me*

 

Me: Okay, okay! *throws hands up in the air* I surrender. Kissing the Master was a terrible idea.

 

Doctor: There you go.

 

Me: But the Master and I were in pain, we both saw our partners kissing one another. It was as much his idea as it is mine.

 

Doctor: But do you regret it?

 

Me: Of course I do!

 

Doctor: Then that’s all that matters.

 

Me: I love you.

 

Doctor: As I love you.

 

*We kiss, and I kiss him like it’s the last kiss we’re ever going to share. Which I hope to God it’s not. My hands are on his shoulder, massaging the knotted, tension slick muscles as I press him down against the metal step. He runs his hands through my hair, and he kisses down my neck, whispering to me how he loves me*

 

Me: Don’t ever leave me.

 

Doctor: I won’t. Ever. *pulls me closer, kissing me again*

 

*MEANWHILE*

 

*Megan is now tied to a chair, staring menacingly at the evil Master, who is pacing around the room*

 

Master: DAMN that Doctor! At least… I have something he wants…

 

Megan: Um, can I say something?

 

Master: NO!

 

Megan: Well, that’s just plain rude.

 

Master: SHUT UP! No, don’t shut up! *runs up to her, staring her in the eyes* Why are you a Time Lord.

 

Megan: Honestly, I don’t understand it myself.

 

Master: *feels her chest*

 

Megan: EXCUSE ME.

 

Master: Oh, shut up. *feels her two hearts* That’s… impossible.

 

Megan: Not impossible, just a bit unlikely.

 

Master: There’s only the Doctor and I left!

 

Unseen Person: WRONG!

 

*The Master and Megan turn around to see the impossible… IT’S THE MASTER! Well, that’s no surprise, but the Master isn’t controlling this Master!*

 

Evil Master: Um, what?

 

Master: MEGAN, MY LOVE! *starts to run to her*

 

Evil Master: GUARDS!

 

*The guards intervene and stop the Master*

 

Master: YOU’RE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.

 

Evil Master: NO, YOU'RE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. How am I not controlling you?

 

Master: Because I’m the Master. Just… Not all evil and stuff.

 

Evil Master: BEING EVIL IS GREAT!

 

Master: *turns to Megan* How did y’all put up with me when I was like this?

 

Megan: I have no clue.

 

Master: LET ME GO! I HAVE TO SAVE MY LOVE!

 

Evil Master: I’m not that stupid.

 

*Meanwhile, Megan has been working on her bonds and she’s free!*

 

*Instead of running away, she walks straight up to the Master and punches him square in the jaw, knocking him over*

 

Megan: TAKE THAT, FOR TYING ME UP, KIDNAPPING ME AND MY FRIENDS, AND CALLING MY BOYFRIEND THE SCUM OF THE EARTH, SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!

 

*silence*

 

Master: Did that solve anything?

 

Megan: It made me feel better!

 

*The Master escapes from his restraints and grabs Megan’s face, promptly making out with her roughly*

Author's Note

>:D

Kudos to Meggie for giving me the double masters idea. THE RETURN OF THE MASTER~

Reviews

[Short.Nerd]

I agree with Fafa! Two weeks is to long O.o

[compositionc]

More than two weeks since a chapter...

[Roxi L]

Ahh Nice Megan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Writing keeps the dream alive
~V~

[Short.Nerd]

Bwahahaaha nice Megan xD lol.

[Some Random Person.]

Hurry up and write five more chapters so that there would be 100 chapters! :)

[compositionc]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TWO MASTERS
LOL
THAT ROCKS

and yes
i woulda killed the doc.

[The Timelord]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WAS AN AMAZING CHAPTER.

[Aurora Lynn]

YAY FOR RANDOM ROMANCE SCENES AND THE RETURN OF THE MASTER! And I still (almost) feel kind of bad about causing you to kiss the Master...

But-but-but what about Mideon? *sad face*