90. I WANT WAFFLES D****T

*In Haven, Maine*

 

*After two days of searching, nothing turns up. Brandon Grant is nowhere to be found. Chris is staying in an extra room that Duke -- very reluctantly -- gave him, and is helping them with his incredibly useless lawyer-ing skills. On the third day, I awaken to have Nathan sitting at the foot of my bed, staring at me*

 

Me: FDFKGERGNHOLYSHITKJLFKLBERGEGWHATTHEHELLTKHEDEFIHE!!!!

 

Nathan: I’m… sorry?

 

Me: WHAT THE HELL, NATHAN?!

 

Nathan: What?

 

Me: YOU’RE SITTING AT THE FREAKING FOOT OF MY FREAKING BED.

 

Nathan: And…?

 

Me: I dunno how things are here in Haven, but I could have had nothing on but… never mind. I was sleeping okay! Your staring face is not something I want to wake up to.

 

Nathan: I wasn’t… staring.

 

Me: Oh yes you were.

 

Nathan: Fine. Get up. We have a lead. And Duke made waffles.

 

Me: WAFFLES?! *jumps* *is in blue and white polka dot pajamas* Oh… This is embarrassing.

 

Nathan: I never would have pictured you having blue and white polka dot pajamas.

 

Me: What would you have pictured me wearing?

 

Nathan: Frog pajamas?

 

Me: …You underestimate me, my young padawan.

 

*Nathan stands outside my door while I get dressed. When I come out, I’m wearing slightly ripped skinny jeans, my beautiful Batman converse, and a shirt that has a picture of Gir eating waffles*

 

Nathan: …You really get into this waffle thing, don’t you?

 

Me: Yup.

 

*We walk out into the Grey Gulls. There’s a pile of… pancakes?*

 

Me: WHERE’S MY WAFFLES?!

 

Duke: …Waffles?

 

Nathan: Oh, sorry. I thought he said waffles.

 

Me: I WANT WAFFLES D****T.

 

Duke: Okay, okay, jeez. One plate of waffles, coming up. *disappears into the kitchen*

 

Me: Thank you. *sighs, sitting down*

 

Audrey: *looks over at the pancakes* Anyone going to eat that?

 

Nathan: *runs towards them* I am!

 

Audrey: YOU’LL HAVE TO FIGHT ME FOR IT. *they get into a fight*

 

Me: … *cracks up laughing*

 

Duke: *emerges from the kitchen* Here’s your waffles. *hands me chocolate chip waffles*

 

Me: CHOCOLATE CHIP WAFFLES?!

 

Duke: …yes? Is that bad?

 

Me: I LOVE CHOCOLATE CHIP WAFFLES!! *mauls him in a hug*

 

Duke: Okay, OKAY. You’re welcome. Jeez.

 

Nathan and Audrey: *are still fighting for pancakes*

 

Me: …You better make more pancakes.

 

Duke: Got it. *leaves*

 

Me: Hey… Where’s Chris?

 

*No one answers because Duke is in the kitchen and Audrey and Nathan are fighting over the pancakes*

 

Me: Fine, don’t answer me.

 

Duke: *appears with pancakes* Here you go! *gives the pancakes*

 

Nathan: PANCAKES! *takes them*

 

Nathan and Audrey: *eat their pancakes*

 

Me: *eats waffles*

Author's Note

WAFFLES.

Do you like waffles?

Reviews

[Sarah E. Pearson]

yes, i like waffles. lol.

[Short.Nerd]

Waffles

[Rose Tyler]

DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES
DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?
YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES
DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?
YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST
DO-DO-DO-DO-DO, CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL, WAFFLES!

[livinglifeloud]

waffles. so much better.

[Some Random Person.]

I'd hate to be a party pooper, but I hate both waffles and pancakes.... Just saying. It was still hilarious, but Mayisha needs to shoot somebody or something. Pancakes suck.

[Roxi L]

I LOVE WAFFLES!!!!!!!1 I HATE PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!! AHH NOW I WANT WAFFLES D****T!!!!!!!!!!

Writing keeps the dream alive
~V~

[compositionc]

I ATE WAFFLES FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT LOLZI LOVE WAFFLES U WANT MORE WAFFLES WHY DON'T I HAVE WAFFLE
URGH
WAFFLE RULES
LOLZ
COW ABD JELLYFISH TOO

[Aurora Lynn]

WAFFLES ARE GOOD FOR THE SOUL!!
I want waffles now...

[~goh~]

Do you like waffles?
YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!
Something needs to happen. It's getting a bit boring...

[The Timelord]

YES! WAFFLES! I ate waffles this morning!