89. Hooray for Creeper Boyfriends!

*In Haven, Maine*

 

*Nathan has got a tip on where Brandon is, so he, Audrey and I gather into his truck and he starts towards our destination. I continue to tell them about Haven and how the same and different it is from actual real life. But I see something disturbing and scream:*

 

Me: STOP THE CAR!

 

Nathan: *pulls it to a stop* What? What?

 

Me: *jumps out*

 

*A man is laying on the road. A man that I clearly identify as Chris Aril is laying limply on the road, the clothes on his left arm, and blood is leaking from a slash in her arm*

 

Me: Chris!

 

Chris: *shakily* L-Liv?

 

Me: Chris! *gets down on my knees to help him, inspect him* Chris, um, what the hell are you doing here?

 

Chris: I, um, was bored.

 

Me: WHAT?! *slaps him*

 

Chris: Ow! What as that for?

 

Me: Give me a good reason that I SHOULDN’T have slapped you. *Chris is silent* Good. Now, tell me, how did you get this big goddamn slash in your arm?

 

Chris: I was, ah, attacked by a wolf. Don’t ask me how--

 

Nathan: A wolf? *has suddenly appeared behind me*

 

Me: GAH. NATHAN.

 

Nathan: What?

 

Me: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!

 

Nathan: …I was here the whole time.

 

Me: No. No you weren’t.

 

Nathan: …Whatever. Was this guy attacked by--

 

Chris: I HAVE a NAME.

 

Nathan: That’s not important. What is--

 

Chris: I’M CHRIS ARIL.

 

Nathan: I don’t care. If--

 

Chris: …You just… hurt my… feelings…

 

Nathan: fine. I’m sorry. What--

 

Chris: NO YOU’RE NOT SORRY! *strains his wound* OWWWW. LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DOOOO.

 

Me: Chris, stop. You’re going to hurt yourself. *pulls a bandage out of my pocket*

 

Audrey: *from the car* So you just have a random BANDAGE lying around in your POCKET?

 

Me: Yeah, bigger-on-the-inside-pockets. *wraps the bandage around his arm* That means Brandon is somewhere around here…

 

Nathan: He’s moved from where we were going.

 

Audrey: How are we going to find him?

 

Me: *eyes Chris* There’s always bait.

 

Chris: WHAT?! NOOO.

 

Me: Fine, fine.

 

Audrey: This doesn’t solve anything. You said you knew how to help him.

 

Me: I have to FIND him first.

 

Chris: *suddenly sits up straight* A-am I doing this right?

 

Me: Doing what right? *is confused*

 

Nathan: *taps my shoulder, backing away* I think we should back away slowly…

 

Chris: A-are you dead?

 

Me: W-what?

 

Chris: *emits static*

 

Me: …What the hell?

 

Nathan: What the hell is right.

 

Audrey: Is he okay? *comes over, standing beside Nathan*

 

Chris: *coughs* Oh. Oh dear. I’m terribly sorry. This is awful. Why did I do this?

 

Me: I’d know that insane second thoughts vocal anywhere.

 

Chris: You recognize me? Oh good. That saves the insane introduction part.

 

Me: *gestures* That’s my boyfriend.

 

Nathan: Your… boyfriend.

 

Me: Yeah. He’s weird like that.

 

Chris: *head swings towards Nathan blindly* Who’s this?

 

Nathan: Um, do I tell him my name?

 

Me: Sure, sure.

 

Nathan: I’m, um, Chief Nathan Wuornos of Haven PD.

 

Chris: Haven PD? You’re in Haven?

 

Me: Fun, innit?

 

Chris: Yes. *clears his throat* I’m sorry. I wanted to tell you that I’m sorry that--

 

Me: through CHRIS.

 

Chris: Yes ma’am.

 

Audrey: Excuse me, how is this possible?

 

Me: You, of all people, shouldn’t be asking that question?

 

Chris: Who’s that?

 

Audrey: Agent Audrey Parker, currently working Haven PD.

 

Chris: *sighs* Liv, what’s it with you and agents?

 

Me: *laughs* Yeah, shut up. I’m getting you an FBI vest.

 

Chris: A WHAT.

 

Me: just kidding~

 

Chris: You better be kidding.

 

Me: My love, when are you coming home, and NOT as Chris?

 

Chris: Will be home soon. Oh, and watch the wolf.

 

Me: the… wolf?

 

Chris: Yes, yes! Brandon Grant, not one of your usual Haven-ites. He’s a very confused alien.

 

Nathan and Audrey: ALIEN?

 

Me: What do you mean, confused?

 

Chris: He’s a shape-changing alien. When he came to Earth, he landed right next to a wolf, so he thought that they were the population of the planet. But, the more he saw, he saw that humans populated the planet far more than wolves, so he turned into a human. But he kept changing between the two when he was scared or nervous or whatnot. Therefore, he moved to Haven to see if he could blend in with the people that are experiencing their “Troubles”. *static* Oh dear. Can’t stay for very long. Um, just when you catch him, call me. I l--

 

Chris: *shakes his head* Whoa! What was that?!

 

Me: *sighs* Back to being regular Chris again.

 

Nathan: I don’t know whether to be creeped out, or denying any of that just happened.

 

Me: Are you sure they’re just rules?

 

Nathan: DON’T DISRESPECT THE RULES.

 

Me: *grins* There you go!

Author's Note

I wrote this chapter by listening simotaneously to "Nightmares" and "the Doctor is Dying" by Chameleon Circuit. If you're a Doctor Who fan, I reccomend you listen to them. Except for the creeper Alex (I think it was) scream in "the Doctor is Dying". REEEGENERATE!

My favorite part:
The time lord returning, the earth will be burning
the last white point star is a trap for the master

Reviews

[Roxi L]

Ahhh creeper boyfriends!!!!!!!!! They're the best kind!

Writing keeps the dream alive
~V~

[The Timelord]

Chameleon Circuit is awesome. I like The Sound of Drums! They scream regenerate in that one too. IT'S AN AMAZING SONG. And this was an amazing chapter.

[Aurora Lynn]

WOOT WOOT YAY FOR CREEPER BOYFRIENDS! Wait...

I LOVE CHAMELEON CIRCUIT! They are the most amazingness band in the entire world. And the scream in "the Doctor is Dying" scared me SO MUCH!

Dreams have showed me who I am, a danger to myself. Trickster fear, far from revered, so I must fear as well.
Words and laughter wearing thin, breaking this disguise.Where do angels fear to tread? How can I think to hide?
Somewhere all my darkest dreams are gathering, It's not enough to save the day, I can't escape my nightmares.

[~goh~]

Nope! Not yet Liv, be patient. He's busy running away from teh Weeping Angels.
I'm so kind to him ):D
Yesh, Chameleon Circuit is awesome. Although Travelling Man is my favorite, I like those two as well. Y'know, you COULD bring in the Master...
Until then, I will keep the Doctor nice and safe for you.
Spoilers! A new character (or possibly more than one) will come in for the next chapter!

Hey old man Rest your head You're Breaking up inside Armor's cracked Set to collapse Damn you don't you cry
I've ended worlds And ended lives I guess I've done it all Fire and ice and rage inside How long till I fall?
Somewhere all my darkest fears are gathering It's not enough to save the day I can't escape my Nightmares. XD

[compositionc]

YAY TEH DOCTOR IS BACK KINDA. DO YOU THINK HE'LL GET ME MY TWENTY DOLLARS BACK. CAUSE I REEEEEEEALLY NEED LE MONEY.
STUPID CHRIS. BEING STUPID. CAUSE HE IS STUUUUUUUUPIDD. LOLz

Yup. At four in the morning I AM PUMPED. WOOT WOOT GBARLY CHAPTER BTWWWWWW

[Some Random Person.]

Yay, the doctor somewhat returned! :D so... WHen are you going to write some more?

[Short.Nerd]

I love the name of the chapter which was awesome by the way xD