88. Boring? Haven? NOOO.

*In Haven, Maine*

 

*Nathan, Audrey and I are walking over to the Grey Gull to show me my room so that we can get out and start looking for Brandon. Because in order to help him, we have to find him first*

 

Me: So… Are we going to question suspects?

 

Audrey: no.

 

Me: Interview criminals?

 

Audrey: No.

 

Me: MAKE PEOPLE SWEAT?!

 

Nathan: NO!

 

Me: Jeez. It’s boring here.

 

Audrey: Usually it’s quite exciting.

 

Nathan: With people dying and all.

 

Me: It’s nothing compared to the life in the BAU.

 

Audrey: I don’t think I want to find out.

 

Me: Oh, you do. See--

 

Nathan: *interrupts* We’re here.

 

*Duke is standing just outside the Grey Gull, painting someone on the board at the front. He turns around and smiles when he sees Audrey, but frowns when he sees Nathan and I*

 

Duke: Hey, it’s you, the gal that knocked me over.

 

Me: *sighs* Yup, that’s me.

 

Duke: The trick? It said my name. Now what?

 

Me: I haven’t a clue. I never got that far in the show.

 

Nathan: What show?

 

Me: Oh s**t…

 

Audrey: What? What show?

 

Me: Um… I have some explaining to do?

 

Nathan: You sure do.

 

Duke: How did you know about the box?

 

Audrey: And about us?

 

Me: Um… I watch television?

 

Nathan: What?

 

Me: There’s a show I used to watch. It’s called “Haven”, and it’s all about this town.

 

Nathan: So they documented us?

 

Me: I don’t know. They did that to my boyfriend and the love of my life too.

 

Nathan: …They’re two different people?

 

Me: DON’T ASK.

 

Audrey: Where’s Brody?

 

Me: NO. DON’T. CALL. FOR. HIM.

 

Audrey: Why not? We’re, um, dating.

 

Me: NOOOOOOOOO…

 

Audrey: What’s wrong with that?

 

Me: NAUDREY!

 

Audrey, Nathan and Duke: Naudrey?

 

Me: NATHAN/AUDREY.

 

Nathan: Um…

 

Audrey: You mean, together, romantically?

 

Me: Yup. IT’S SO DANG CUTEEE.

 

Duke: Aw, the cop and the stuffed doll.

 

Me: NATHAN IS NOT A STUFFED DOLL! That’s a totally different episode.

 

Audrey: You know about that?

 

Me: I told you. I watch television. I’m destined to live in television.

 

Duke: …Um, what?

 

Me: THEY OUGHT TO MAKE A TV SHOW ABOUT ME!!

 

Nathan: And who would direct it?

 

Me: My fan club, of course, duh.

 

Audrey: You have a fan club?

 

Me: Of course I do. I’m Olivia.

Author's Note

I'm not kidding, I actually have a fan club. <3 Anyone want to write a TV show about me?

Reviews

[Some Random Person.]

I'd probably watch it if I could see it...

[Roxi L]

Of course Liv!

Writing keeps the dream alive
~V~

[Short.Nerd]

Sure why not? xD lol Great chapter!

[~goh~]

Well, I would normally be up to the challenge, but I'm up to my neck in overdue Convergance chapters and my new book idea :3
I WANNA BE ON TEH FANCLUB!

[compositionc]

I AM THE PRESIDENT OF OUR FANCUB.
LOLZ

BORING

[Aurora Lynn]

I would watch one about you, but I'm too lazy to actually write one. Sorry. :)

AND I AM A SUPPORTED OF NAUDREY!!!