77. Olivia is to Kidnapping as Jocelyn is to Getting Beaten Up

*above* tis true. WARNING: slight Jos/Liv/Mayisha bashing

*In Boston, Massachusetts*

 

*Detective Trip, Prentiss, Mayisha and Garcia arrive at the police station that has been set up for BAU use. While Garcia gets on the computer, Mayisha and Prentiss set everything up*

 

Prentiss: He’s REALLY cute.

 

Mayisha: Who?

 

Prentiss: Detective, um, Trip?

 

Mayisha: I guy that Joss told not to “trip” on the way out?

 

Prentiss: Yeah. He’s really cute.

 

Garcia: *overhears* He’s nice looking. You should go after him, Em.

 

Prentiss: I don’t know…

 

Mayisha: YOU DESERVE SOMEONE. Especially since Hotch now belongs to Liv.

 

Prentiss: Um, Mayisha, he never belonged to me in the first place.

 

Mayisha: Not according to Fanfiction.net.

 

Prentiss and Garcia: LET’S NOT BRING THAT UP.

 

Trip: *comes out of nowhere* Is everything okay?

 

Mayisha: GAH. YOU SCARED ME. NEXT TIME, I’LL SHOOT YOU.

 

Trip: …okay.

 

Garcia: It’s okay. She does that.

 

Trip: Shoots people?

 

Mayisha: Why else do you think I joined the FBI? We get to shoot people, and not get in trouble for it!

 

Trip: Not necessarily.

 

Mayisha: I GET A FREAKING GUN, OKAY?!

 

Garcia: Don’t you have one anyway?

 

Mayisha: Yeah, I have an MP5, but it’s at my house. With my chainsaw, y’know.

 

Trip: O-okay.

 

JJ: *comes out of nowhere* We’re all set up.

 

Mayisha: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND COMING OUT OF NOWHERE?!

 

JJ: Um… what?

 

Prentiss: Never mind.

 

JJ: Okay, does someone want to call Re--

 

Mayisha: IWANTTOCALLTHEMIWANTTOCALLTHEM.

 

JJ: …okay. Here. *hands a cell phone*

 

Mayisha: *grabs it* MWHAHAHAHAHAHA. *runs out of the room*

 

Garcia: I’ll get her. *follows her*

 

*They call*

 

Hotchner: Hotchner.

 

Mayisha: HOOOOOOTCH.

 

Hotchner: …OW, MAYISHA.

 

Mayisha: WHAT, HOTCHNER, WHAT.

 

Hotchner: YOU JUST MADE MY EAR EXPLODE.

 

Reid: *in the background* It’s Mayisha isn’t it?

 

Me: *in the background* You even had to ask?

 

Hotchner: She just yelled in my ear.

 

Me: *comes closer to the phone* Typical Mayisha.

 

Reid: *follows her* What does she want?

 

Mayisha: I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW.

 

Garcia: I can hear you too!

 

Reid: Hi, Garcia.

 

Me: GAAAARCIA.

 

Garcia: Someone’s happy to see little old me.

 

Me: I MISS YOUUUU.

 

Garcia: Aw, shucks.

 

Mayisha: WHAT, YOU MISS HER, BUT NOT ME?!

 

Me: It’s actually kind of quiet around here…

 

Mayisha: HEEEEYYYYEYEYEYEYEYEY!!!

 

Me: JUST KIDDING. God, Mushroom.

 

Mayisha: DON’T. CALL. ME. MUSHROOM!!

 

Me: … *sighs*

 

Hotchner: Do you have anything yet?

 

Garcia: JJ, Emily, Mayisha and I are setting up, Megan and Gideon are looking over the crime scene, and the rest of our lovely troop are interviewing the families.

 

Me: Let’s hope Jocelyn doesn’t get beat up again.

 

Hotchner: Oh… You know Jocelyn…

 

Mayisha: WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

 

Hotchner: NOTHING, nothing…

 

Me: *is cracking up laughing*

 

Reid: Jocelyn is liable to be beaten up just as Olivia is liable to be kidnapped.

 

Me: HEY! *mauls him*

 

Hotchner: I, um, gotta pull them apart. Call me when you have anything!

 

Garcia: Gotcha, gorgeous.

 

Me: *in the background, amidst Reid’s shouts* THAT’S MY LINE.

 

Garcia: I STOLEZ IT! MWHAHAHAHAH.

 

Hotchner: Oh boy. *hangs up*

Author's Note

I LOVE MY GORGEOUS HOTCHNER. AND MY GORGEOUS DOCTOR, WHOM IS MIA BECAUSE OF ~goh~'s FANFICTION. Bring him baaaaack~

Reviews

[Roxi L]

hahaha. I busted out laughing and people are looking at me weird!! :D hehe

Writing keeps the dream alive

[Some Random Person.]

Haha... This was hilarious. I had to keep my mouth in a pillow because my mother thinks I'm doing homework...

[Aurora Lynn]

This is amazing. And yes, it's true. Olivia gets kidnapped, and I get beaten up. It's a fact of life.

[compositionc]

YES/ I AM ALWAYS THAT HYPER.
LIKE SERIOUSLY.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
why does everyone like Garcia moreeee?


WHEN DOES THE DOC COME BACK
HE OWES ME TWENTY DOLLARSX

[~goh~]

Not yet, Liv. I has so much in store for him...*rubs hands together evily* But that, my dear, is Classified.
Is Mayisha always that hyper?