72. OMIGAWD?! WTF?!A Chapter by halflives*In the jet*
*The team has said goodbye to Elle, all of Liv, Jocelyn, Megan, and Mayisha’s friends, and Acornville itself and shipped into the jet and into the air. All of them are anxious to get home, especially me. Morgan is actually playing cards with Hotch, Reid, Gideon and I for once. Megan, Jocelyn and Mayisha are typing on the computer, and Prentiss and JJ are sleeping in the corner of the room. My iPod is playing Mayday Parade songs from YouTube. Suddenly, “In My Head” by Mayday Parade comes on and I jump out of my seat*
Me: OMIGAWD?! WTF?!
Hotchner: Olivia, are you… all right?
Me: NO! I AM CERTAINLY NAUGHT OKAY.
Gideon: What’s wrong?
Me: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK IS WRONG?!
Jocelyn: …is she going all insane Olivia again?
Me: NO! IT’S JUST… OMIGAWD.
Gideon: Could you please tell us what’s wrong?
Hotchner: So we can stop guessing?
Reid: And I can win this dang game!
Me: LISTEN TO THE SONG.
*Silence, as the team listens*
JJ: Yes, what about it?
Me: IT’S “IN MY HEAD”.
Mayisha: So?
Me: It was done by Jason Derulo or whatever his name was as well.
Hotchner: …So?
Me: SO. THEY COPIED MAYDAY PARADE.
Jocelyn: I’m still not sure I understand.
Megan: Maybe it’s best we leave it alone.
Mayisha: One can never tell what Olivia is thinking at times.
Me: But… seriously! This Jason guy redid it, and his version was more popular that Mayday Parade’s version, which was the original? How does this fit in? It’s like Right Round with Flo Rider or whatever HIS name was.
Reid: Is it just me, or does she have an obsession with music?
Megan, Mayisha and Jocelyn: She has an obsession with music.
Prentiss: You like these Mayday Parade guys, huh?
Me: I just discovered them.
Jocelyn: They’re actually pretty good.
Me: ULTRA DUH.
Megan: THAT’S MY LINE.
Hotchner: It’s good to hear Liv back to normal.
Me: YOU’RE TELLING ME. Those were the worst moments of my life.
Hotchner: It was ME that had to deal with you.
Gideon: He had to hold you back.
Hotchner: You almost killed me, then kissed me!
Me: …You stopped me from kissing you?
Hotchner: You were delirious and insane. I knew you would regret it later if you did.
Me: No, I’m regretting that you stopped me.
*everyone laughs*
Me: I’m going to convince Mayday Parade to sue this Jason guy.
Mayisha: I’m a good lawyer.
Morgan: You couldn’t even defend yourself.
Mayisha: Oh yeah… I wanted to beat you up. *attacks Morgan*
Morgan: what the… HELP ME!
*no one moves*
Morgan: SERIOUSLY.
Me: It’s MAYISHA that’s attacking you. You’ve got no hope, man.
Morgan: HEEEEELP.
Hotchner: Should we help him?
Jocelyn: You can if you want.
Megan: If you want to die.
Hotchner: Oh. *shuffles his feet anxiously*
*Finally, Mayisha gets off of Morgan. He’s breathing heavily and is beaten*
Morgan: Aw, man, this is gonna scar!
Mayisha: THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO IMPRISION ME FOR SOMETHING I OBVIOUSLY DIDN’T DO.
Morgan: I was just following orders.
Me: “I’ve been at the mercy of men just following orders.”
Mayisha: I’VE ALREADY QUOTED X-MEN!
Me: IT’S MYYYY FAVORITE MOVIE. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO QUOTE IT TOO.
Mayisha: BUT--
*Suddenly, Justin Bieber randomly comes on*
Me: WHAT?! NOOOOOO… © 2011 halflivesAuthor's Note
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