64. I WANT MY LAWYER ... Never Mind

A Mayisha-centric chapter.

*In Acornville*

 

*Morgan is standing just in front of Mayisha, who is cuffed to the table that is bolted into the ground. His arms are crossed across his chest, and his eyes are staring lasers into hers. Finally, she breaks and sighs, looking away*

 

Mayisha: Can I go now?

 

Morgan: No.

 

Mayisha: this is a really crummy joke.

 

Morgan: It’s not a joke. You killed your friends.

 

Mayisha: *laughs* REALLY. How can you explain that I was with you guys the entire time, while these people were killed.

 

Morgan: Were you really?

 

Mayisha: *sighs* C’mon, Morgan. Would I REALLY kill anyone?

 

Morgan: Yes.

 

Mayisha: JUST LET ME GO FOR RASSILON’S SAKE!!

 

Morgan: Tell me how you killed them. I need you to confess before I can let you go… to prison.

 

Mayisha: YOU’VE GOT TO BE FLUPPING KIDDING ME.

 

Morgan: Would you like me or Gideon to interview you? I mean, I’m being nice.

 

Mayisha: I WANT MY LAWYER.

 

Morgan: *sighs* Fine. Where is your lawyer?

 

Mayisha: Probably doing time. He isn’t the nicest of lawyers. But he’s efficient.

 

Morgan: Just like you.

 

Mayisha: YOU WANT TO SAY THAT TO MY FAAACE?!

 

Morgan: …I just did.

 

Mayisha: *puts her hand up* TALK TO THE HAND, BUDDY.

 

Morgan: *sighs* *answers a knock at the door*

 

JJ: *pokes her head in, solemn expression at Mayisha* We’ve got a lawyer for her.

 

Morgan: She said he was doing time.

 

JJ: It’s her backup lawyer.

 

Morgan: *to Mayisha* You have a BACKUP lawyer?

 

Mayisha: I do?

 

Morgan: *sighs* Send him in.

 

*A moment later, someone VERY FAMILIAR walks in*

 

Mayisha: OH HELL NO.

 

Chris: Hiya, Mayisha!

 

Mayisha: Get him out of here. I WANT MY LAWYER.

 

Chris: I am your lawyer! *grins insanely*

 

Mayisha: …Never mind.

 

Morgan: You two know each other?

 

Chris: I’m Chris Aril. We went to school together.

 

Morgan: So you know the victims?

 

Chris: Yes, sir.

 

Mayisha: PLEASE. I DON’T NEED A LAWYER. I DO THE FLIPPING LAWYERING STUFF MYSELF.

 

Chris: Um, Mushroom? You need to go to school to be a lawyer.

 

Mayisha: I CAN DO IT. Besides, if you can do it, I’ll do it without batting an eye.

 

Chris: That hurt. *pouts*

 

Morgan: *sighs* Are you going to discuss anything with your client?

 

Mayisha: I PLEAD THE FIFTH.

 

Morgan: …Are you guilty.

 

Mayisha: *is silence*

 

Chris: well, answer him!

 

Mayisha: You’re my lawyer, stupid Chris! You’re supposed to be telling me not to tell him anything!

 

Chris: Oh right… DON’T TELL HIM ANYTHING.

 

Morgan and Mayisha: *sigh*

 

Mayisha: you’re damn hopeless.

 

Chris: Well, your other lawyer’s doing time. So either it’s me or no lawyer.

 

Mayisha: NO LAWYER.

 

Chris: THAT HURT.

 

Mayisha: I DON’T CARE.

 

Morgan: Guys…

 

Mayisha and Chris: SHUT UP.

 

Morgan: *backs away* Okay…

Author's Note

LCCC JUST REACHED TWO HUNDRED PAGES! Thank you for reviewing and helping me get this far! If it weren't for you five, then I would have quit a LOOOONG time ago :D

Reviews

[Roxi L]

I accuse Chris!!!!!!!!!

[Some Random Person.]

Now, get a move on those fingers and type up the rest NOW! :D Oh, and DON"t quit. That'll just take the fun out of my days....

[compositionc]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I WOULD NEVER WANT CHRIS TO BE MY FRICKING LAWYER. GET HIM AWAY FROM ME
You spelled Ariel wrong tooo-
BUT LOLZ.

[Short.Nerd]

That is awesome!

And this was hilarious! I know a dude name Chris.... I don't think I'd want him as my lawyer. He's smart, but he may want me in jail O.o

But./..... Did Chris do it is the real question???? xD

[Aurora Lynn]

I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU DIDN'T QUIT YOU NEED TO WRITE MORE NNNOOOOOWWWW