44. Scully and Mulder See (or What’s So Bad About the Jet)

*On the Jet to Salt Lake City, Utah*

 

*Morgan, as usual, is sitting and listening to music through his gargantuan headphones. JJ and Hotch are going through the case files once more. Scully and Mulder are talking quietly in the corner. Gideon, Reid, Prentiss, Megan and the Doctor are playing cards. And Jocelyn, Mayisha and I are watching the X-Files on Mayisha’s iPod*

 

Mayisha: AWH! THAT’S SO CUTE!

 

Mulder: *is startled* What’s going on?

 

Mayisha: YOU AND SCULLY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER~

 

Scully: We’re so WHAT?!

 

Me: Sorry, Agents, but it’s true. You guys are the cutest couple next to the Doctor and I.

 

Doctor: *grins widely*

 

Gideon: You do have to say, when put together romantically--

 

Mulder: We’re not involved romantically! AT ALL!

 

Mayisha: THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY IN THE BEGINNING!

 

All But Scully and Mulder: *laugh*

 

Mulder: But… But…

 

Me: Oh please. It’s quite obvious.

 

Scully: I-is it THAT obvious?

 

Mulder: Scully!

 

Scully: Well we have to admit sometime.

 

Mayisha: ADMIT WHAT?!

 

Jocelyn: SCULLY’S PREGNANT!

 

Everyone: WHAT?!!!!

 

Scully: I’M SORRY?!

 

Jocelyn: You’re pregnant. Duh.

 

Mulder: Now, no one’s pregnant here…

 

Mayisha: EXCEPT FOR OLIVIA!

 

Me: What?!

 

Jocelyn: Yeah, my story. You’ve had nine children with the Doctor, and the tenth was on the way.

 

Doctor: Is that how you think of me?

 

Megan: Think of you?

 

Doctor: Irresponsible? We know that Olivia’s human, and I would do nothing to hurt her-

 

Mulder: Are you saying you’re NOT?

 

Doctor: Well…

 

Scully: Wait… Are you seriously admitting you’re an ALIEN?

 

Me: OF COURSE HE’S NOT!

 

Mayisha: He lies.

 

Gideon: He lies like Mayisha.

 

Mayisha: *shoots him a look* A flat rug.

 

Scully: Well, it kind of sounded like--

 

Me: MULDER KISS HER!

 

Mulder: EXCUSE ME?!

 

Mayisha: Yeah, Mulder. Kiss Scully.

 

Mulder: I’m not going to--

 

Jocelyn: C’mon, agent. We all know you want to.

 

Scully: Now this is inappropriate…

 

Mayisha and I: KISS HER!

 

Jocelyn: *puts the song “Kiss the Girl” from the Little Mermaid on*

 

Scully: Um… what?

 

Hotchner: *has been oblivious* We’re landing in-- where’d the music come from?

 

Jocelyn: *laughs evilly*

 

Hotchner: Uh… Someone want to explain to me what’s going on?

 

Me: Well, Hotchy dearest *the Doctor looks jealous* Scully and Mulder are just plain perfect for one another, and they’re too blind to see what’s right in front of them.

 

Scully: We’re not blind. It’s just not happening.

 

Mayisha: DO I HAVE TO TIE YOU UP?!

 

Mulder: *points* She’s seriously a FBI agent?

 

Morgan: Unfortunately.

 

Mayisha: HEY!!

 

Me: I think we should--

 

Mayisha: Mulder and Scully WILL kiss within the week… IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO.

 

Everyone: … O.o

Author's Note

...Mayisha's insane.

Reviews

[Sarah E. Pearson]

yes, Mayisha's insane indeeed...i love your fanfiction >:D

[compositionc]

Hahahaha. I laughed out loud. That WAS AMAZING. I would decide to take it upon myself to force them together...

[Short.Nerd]

Haha I love the insanity. :D

[Aurora Lynn]

You can say that again.