42. Would SOMEONE Tear Them Apart?

*In Quantico*

 

*The team is in the Conference Room, waiting for JJ. The Doctor and I are snogging in the back, Reid and Jocelyn are giving one another looks in which neither can understand, Jack is staring at Jocelyn, Mayisha is eating a cupcake, Megan is eating a brownie, and the rest of the team are chatting quietly*

 

JJ: *walks in* Okay guys, we have a-- WOAH!

 

*Everyone turns to look. She’s staring at the Doctor and I making out*

 

JJ: Okay. That’s not something you see everyday.

 

Gideon: Would SOMEONE tear them apart?

 

Jack: Don’t even try. He’ll just beat you out, then go back to kissing.

 

Hotchner: Have you tried asking nicely?

 

Megan: Tried that.

 

Mayisha: Nope.

 

Jocelyn: There’s only one way to tear them apart.

 

Everyone by the four, Jack, and the Doctor: WHAT?!

 

Jocelyn: Get the Doctor a banana of course. And Olivia something she likes.

 

Prentiss: Which is?

 

Megan: We don’t know yet.

 

Garcia: Hotch, uh, sir. You should go try.

 

Hotchner: Try what?

 

Jocelyn: Brilliant idea!

 

Megan and Mayisha: *high five Garcia*

 

Hotchner: I’m sorry, am I missing something?

 

Garcia: Go over to Liv and distract her.

 

Hotchner: How?

 

Jack: SEXUAL TENSION~

 

Hotchner: WHAAAAAT??!!

 

Reid: You’re obviously Liv’s second choice.

 

Hotchner: *raises eyebrow* And you know that… how?

 

Prentiss: Hotch, it’s kind of obvious.

 

Reid: “Hotchy”? Hello?

 

Gideon: Even I can see it.

 

Prentiss: And that’s saying something!

 

Gideon: *glares at her*

 

Prentiss: *sheepish smile*

 

Megan: *pulls out a banana* Here, give this to the Doc, JJ. Then Hotch, go and distract Liv.

 

Hotchner: How do I--

 

Everyone: JUST DO IT!

 

Hotchner: Okay, okay!

 

*JJ gives the Doctor a banana. He springs to get it, away from my lips. When I look to see where he’s gone, I see Hotch standing sheepishly in front of me, unknowing what to do*

 

Me: Oh, hi, Hotchy.

 

Hotchner: Hello.

 

Me: You’re looking rather gorgeous today.

 

Hotchner: …Thank you?

 

Me: Was I bothering you?

 

Hotchner: How so?

 

Me: Making out with him.

 

Hotchner: No… It’s okay…

 

Me: *mauls him in a hug*

 

Hotchner: GAH! *falls*

 

Everyone: YAY!

 

Garcia: My plan worked!

 

Doctor: What plan? *is oblivious*

 

Megan: Garcia is a genius.

 

Mayisha: All hail Garcia!

 

Everyone: ALL HAIL GARCIA!

Author's Note

All hail Garcia! Sorry it took me so long. I'm getting to the case next. It'll be a Meg-centric case, and kudos to Jos (Aurora Lynn) for helping me with the case.

Reviews

[Roxi L]

hahahahaha

[Aurora Lynn]

Garcia is AMAZING! Thanks for the kudos. Kudos to you for listening to me for once! WRITE MORE NOW!

[compositionc]

LOL. All hail Garcia.

[Short.Nerd]

Oh hahaah nice! xD