11. Reid, You Might Want to Run

*In Quantico*

 

*Gideon, Reid, Hotch and I walk into the interviewing room where Jocelyn, Jack, Mayisha, Megan, Morgan, JJ, Prentiss and Garcia are sitting around the round table*

 

Gideon: Hello.

 

Prentiss: *panics* Oh, uh, hi, guys.

 

Hotchner: Is something wrong?

 

Garcia: No, sir, nothing’s wrong at all! *rushed*

 

Me: *looks around* Something is DEFINITELY wrong.

 

Morgan: *rushed as well* What makes you say that.

 

Me: …my Olivia senses are tingling.

 

Mayisha: *wakes up from a daze* OHMIGODIT’SDOCTORSPENCERREID!!!!

 

Me: Uh, Reid… You might want to run.

 

Mayisha: SPENCER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEID!!!

 

Reid: Uh oh. *runs*

 

Mayisha: *chases him*

 

Gideon: We better get her back here.

 

Me: No, where Reid goes, she goes. She’s kept captive.

 

Hotchner: I see why you didn’t want to go for Reid.

 

Me: Yup, and YOU’RE so much more appetizing.

 

Hotchner: …

 

Gideon: Appetizing aside, what’s going on with our “guests”?

 

Megan: We’re GUESTS? Then why are we being interrogated left and right?

 

Gideon: Guest of the BAU get the pleasure of doing just that.

 

Megan: Oh, I give up.

 

Jack: JOCELYN I LOVE YOU~

 

Jocelyn: Get the Rassilon away from me!

 

Hotchner: When did Captain Jack Harkness get here?

 

Jocelyn: …He stalked me here. *notices Hotch* HI HOTCHNER~

 

Jack: JOCELYN I LOVE YOU!

 

Jocelyn: *hides behind Gideon* HEEEELP ME!

 

Jack: *gives Gideon the death glare* YOU. YOU DAAARE STAND IN MY WAY, BETWEEN ME AND THE LOVE OF MY VERY, VERY LONG LIFE?!

 

Me: *turns to Hotch* He’s like this a lot.

 

Hotchner: I noticed.

 

Morgan: Uh, I’m going to go. *signals to JJ, Prentiss and Garcia*

 

JJ: Yeah, let’s go. *the four practically run from the room*

 

Me: O-okay.

 

Hotchner: They’re hiding something…

 

Me: Maybe they discovered--

 

Megan: OLIVIA!

 

Me: Oh, we’re not telling him?

 

Hotchner: Telling me what?

 

Megan: Nothing~

 

Jack: JASON GIDEON, IF YOU WANT TO LIVE LONGER THAN TEN SECONDS MORE, THEN I SUGGEST YOU MOVE OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I MAKE YOU MOVE.

 

Jocelyn: DON’T MOVE PLEASE!

 

Jack: MOVE.

 

Gideon: Now, Jack. Tell me what this is about.

 

Jack: GIVE ME BACK THE LOVE OF MY VERY, VERY, VERY LONG LIFE!!

 

Gideon: Very, very, very long life?

 

Me: Oh brother. *pulls out gun* *shoots Jack*

 

Hotchner and Gideon: WHAT THE--

 

Jack: *comes back to life*

 

Gideon: Oh my…

 

Hotchner: *simultaneously* What…

 

Me: I know, it’s a lot to take in at f--

 

Megan: *gets up and slaps me* WE WEREN’T GOING TO TELL THEM!

 

Me: …We being…?

 

Megan: Jocelyn, Mayisha, the agents, and I!

 

Hotchner: So the agents knew and DIDN’T think to mention this to me?

 

Megan: Well, it’s not like you’re their leader or anything…

 

Hotchner: I AM.

 

Megan: …Oh oops.

 

Hotchner: I’m going to have a word with my team.

 

Me: Hey, my love, can I come with you?

 

Jocelyn and Megan: *gasp* WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOCTOR?!

 

Me: …He abandoned me. And I’m still in love with him, duh.

 

Jocelyn: Then why did you call Hotchner “my love”?

 

Me: Am I allowed to?

 

Megan: N--

 

Me: REID SAYS IT’S OKAY!

 

Jocelyn: And Reid is God?

 

Me: YES!

Author's Note

Yes, my friends, Reid IS God. God knows all and Reid knows all. so Reid must be God :D

Reviews

[Roxi L]

Jack is a creeper

[Short.Nerd]

Ahahahaha again hilarious. Jack is creepy and a stalker. Who won't die...

[compositionc]

WRITE MOOOORREEEEE. JACK IS SUCH A CREEP. AND WHY DID I NOT SPAZZ?

[Aurora Lynn]

No, Matt is God. But you're close enough.
And you just HAD to bring in Jack... he's such a stalker.... ugh..... X_X
Write more! Por favor? *remembers she doesn't speak Spanish* Oh. Please?