2. FINALLY!

2. FINALLY!

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Okay, not as long as last time, but still pretty long.

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*Gunman is pointing his gun to Jocelyn’s forehead, Megan and Mayisha are sitting in silence, and I am in pain from the shot to my shoulder*

 

Me: Remind me again why you had to shoot me? *winces in pain*

 

Gunman: You wouldn’t shut up.

 

Me: *laughs humorlessly* Oh yeah. Right.

 

Gunman: So SHUT UP!

 

Me: I WILL NOT ME SILENCED!

 

Gunman: *shoots the wall behind me*

 

Me: Ha, you missed.

 

Gunman: No, you idiot, I wasn’t aiming for you.

 

Me: Oh. Oops.

 

Jocelyn: You could point the gun at someone else?!

 

Gunman: *points the gun at Megan again*

 

Jocelyn: *sighs out* Thank you.

 

Megan: Thanks, Jos.

 

Jocelyn: At least YOU’LL regenerate if you get shot.

 

Me: Or you’ll end up like me! *cries out in minor pain*

 

Mayisha: Be careful not to get lead poisoning, Liv!

 

Me: L-lead poisoning?

 

Mayisha: Yeah, the bullet.

 

Me: Hey, you, captor. Can you get the bullet out of my shoulder?

 

Gunman: No. I’m not a surgeon.

 

Me: …you’re just going to let me die? *tears up*

 

Gunman: *thinks it over* Yup, that sounds about right.

 

Me: Great. Just perfect. Why is it--

 

Mayisha: BECAUSE YOU’RE SO EASY TO KIDNAP!

 

Jocelyn: Yeah, you kind of are.

 

Gunman: Yes you--

 

Me: SHUT UP, Y’ALL!

 

Megan: Where’s the Master? *I open my mouth* And the Doctor? *I shut my mouth*

 

Mayisha: Probably vacationing in the beach somewhere.

 

Me: Well, at least they’re getting along for once.

 

Megan: That’s a plus.

 

Jocelyn: They’re vacationing whilst we all die.

 

Mayisha: Not a surprise.

 

*Gunman’s phone rings*

 

Gunman: *threatens gun* Move, and you all die. *answers phone* Do you have the-- *dial tone*

 

Me: *giggles* looks like they hung up on you.

 

Gunman: what? What? They couldn’t have hung up on me!

 

Me: Sounds like they just did.

 

Gunman: *calls them back*

 

Agent Gideon: Hello.

 

Gunman: Did you just-- *dial tone*

 

Megan: Wow.

 

Mayisha: They did this before.

 

Me: Broken Mirror. When Gideon kept hanging up on the girl’s kidnapper.

 

Mayisha: It seemed to work then.

 

Jocelyn: Can you guys stop discussing Criminal Minds and explain to us what’s going on?!

 

Me: Yeah… Agent Gideon is hanging up on the gunman to make him angry and spaz out.

 

Megan: Looks like it’s working.

 

Gunman: *calls back* Hang up on me again--

 

Agent Gideon: I think you have the wrong number. *hangs up*

 

Gunman: *howls*

 

Mayisha: Using the same tactics again… that’s risky.

 

Me: …It’s SSA Gideon.

 

Mayisha: True, my friend. True.

 

Me: And meanwhile… I’M DYING OF LEAD POISONING!

 

Gunman: *calls back* *shoots the wall* THEY’RE ALL DEAD!

 

Agent Gideon: Now I highly doubt that.

 

Me: *shouts* You have reason to! *winces*

 

Gunman: Shut up!

 

Agent Gideon: Ah, so they’re still alive.

 

Me: AND OLIVIA’S DYING OF LEAD POISONING!

 

Agent Gideon: what, did you stab her with a pencil?

 

Gunman: No, I shot her.

 

Me: IN THE SHOULDER.

 

Gunman: Another reason to pay the ransom. Save her life.

 

Agent Gideon: She’ll live long enough.

 

Gunman: There’s no way you can know that. You can’t see her wound.

 

Agent Gideon: Actually, yes I can.

 

*The door bursts open. Agent Gideon, dressed in FBI-armor-thingy, is leading a team of others, dressed in similar garments. Some of the other BAU team is there, but the four girls cannot see who they are*

 

Agent Gideon: *puts a gun to the Gunman’s head* You’re under arrest for kidnapping.

 

Gunman: S**t!

 

Me: LANGUAGE!

 

*some of the FBI teams tie up Gunman in handcuffs. The others untie Jocelyn, Megan, Mayisha and I*

 

Me: FINALLY! *winces from pain* Ow…

 

Agent Gideon: Take her to the hospital. We need to remove that bullet before it causes enough damage.

 

Mayisha: I told you. They can track you from that cell phone call.

 

Gunman: Damn. I KNEW I should have used a disposable cell phone.

 

Megan: Yeah. Yeah, you should have.

 

Gunman: SHUT UP! *tackles Megan*

 

*Megan ends up putting him in a headlock*

 

Megan: Take THAT!

 

Gunman: What are you, a ninja.

 

Megan: *proudly* Actually, as a matter of fact, I am.

 

Jocelyn: And you and Olivia’s boyfriends STILL don’t show up.

 

Agent Gideon: As soon as we return to Quantico, I’m having a word with you three.

 

Mayisha: Okay!

 

Megan: Mayisha, that’s a bad thing.

 

Mayisha: Oh well~



© 2011 halflives


Author's Note

halflives
Criminal Minds~
Don't worry, other shows will worm their way in here.
Especially Jocelyn boyf- excuse me, Jocelyn's STALKER, Jack.

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no it's jocelyns boyfriend. lets be open here

Posted 13 Years Ago


"S**t!"
"LANGUAGE!"
Lmao.
Loving this so far!!

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Posted 13 Years Ago


NINJA'S ARE BEAST!!!!

Writing keeps the dream alive
~Roxi/V~

Posted 13 Years Ago


NINJA!!!!!!!!!

Posted 13 Years Ago


More amazing awesomeness!
The hilarity continues...

Posted 13 Years Ago


hahahahaha!!!! So, I have uncovered another ninja...hmmm....

Posted 13 Years Ago


Mayisha, that's a bad thing.

WHAT DID I DO?

Posted 13 Years Ago


..................
Still spazzy. Other than that, no comment.

Posted 13 Years Ago



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