Liv's Crazy Character Conversations
A Book by
halflives
In which Olivia Smith and her friends have insane (and slightly funny) conversations and adventures with the characters from their favorite shows, books and movies in script form.
Chapters
0. Prologue
1. Iffy Subjects
2. FINALLY!
3. That's Not Awkward AT ALL!
4. Olivia vs. Reid
5. Why Must They Confuse Us?
6. Not You Too!
7. I'm So Sorry Gideon
8. Rassilon?
9. NOOOOO NOT YOU!!
10. The Ride Back... DUH DUH DUH
11. Reid, You Might Want to Run
12. The First Case
13. Well That's Bloody Brilliant
14. A Good Report
15. Something About Moose and Prentiss
16. Gotcha, Gorgeous
17. The Profile
18. Oh, the Lovely Streets of Nighttime Seattle~
19. Shooting and Spazzing... Courtesy of Mayisha K..
20. Childish Games
EXTRA: Where Are We Going to Sleep?
21. OH JELLYFISH
22. Rebecca Black
23. Tell Me About Yourself
24. the Football Game
25. SUPERVISORY SPECIAL AGENT DEREK MORGAN!!
26. Torture
27. I'm Not Afraid
28. Crutches
29. We Never Interrupt Mummy When She's Hydrating
30. Arrival
31. Aw, You Miss Me?
32. The Initiate
33. Gideon and Megan, Stuck in a Grave
34. the Torchwood File
35. Regrouping
36. The Kidnapping of Jocelyn Sterling
37. The Black Venom Society
38. Candy Bars
39. I Was Aiming For the Leader
EXTRA. Upper Body Strength
40. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
41. Olivia's Reaction
42. Would SOMEONE Tear Them Apart?
43. Scully and Mulder
44. Scully and Mulder See (or What’s So Bad Abou..
45. Jealousy Amongst Men
46. In Which Dr. Spencer Reid Proves Scully and Mu..
47. In Which Things Go Very Wrong and Gideon and M..
EXTRA. In Which... Oh Forget It (or The Bright Lig..
48. Meanwhile...
49. Prentiss and Mulder
50. Proposal
51. Call
52. ...Is It That Obvious?
53. Megan's Second Heart
54. I EXIST!
55. KISS, D****T!
EXTRA: Take That, Freakish Alien... Thing!
56. Kicked Out
57. Olivia and the Doctor
58. Reid is an Idiot
59. Acornville
EXTRA. Email from Shnerd
60. Sydney
61. Every Teardrop is a Waterfall
62. YOU'RE CRAZY, FOOLS! CRAAAAAZY!!
63. I Love You, But Shove Off
64. I WANT MY LAWYER ... Never Mind
65. Remembering Ella Caron
66. Confrontation?
67. Yes, Olivia, the Day Can and Will Get Worse
68. Battle of Wills
69. The UnSub Revealed
70. Going Off the Deep End
71. Shades of Grey
72. OMIGAWD?! WTF?!
EXTRA: Olivia is Wrong... No Surprise
73. Fanfiction
74. Another Television Show?!
75. A Most Unwelcome Greeting
76. Megan and Gideon
77. Olivia is to Kidnapping as Jocelyn is to Getti..
78. Celebrities
79. Um... Oops?
80. A Kidnapping
81. IT'S LIKE TAYLOR LAUTNER!
82. Where's Jocelyn and Morgan?
83. It's Time to Die
84. The Second Call
85. The Worst of the Worst
86. Don't Hit the Wolf
87. Oh... Nothing.
88. Boring? Haven? NOOO.
89. Hooray for Creeper Boyfriends!
90. I WANT WAFFLES D****T
91. TARDIS Alert!
92. Take Me With You
EXTRA. Backup
93. Everything and Nothing
94. It Builds Up...
95. Speeding Towards the Climax
96. The End of Time Itself
97. Funeral
98. Trust Me, I'm Olivia Smith
99. Case at Last
100.
Real 100. Realization
101. Fled to the Forest
102. Boo!
103. ARE YOU FLUPPING SERIOUS?!
104. How Did You Not See This Coming?
105. Fake Credentials
106. Reid, the King of Antagonizing
107. Dangerous S**t Happens
108. Dinosaurs, Chainsaws, and Cheeseburgers, Oh M..
109. Olivia and Hotch Share Unintentional Angst
110. Not a Good Day for Gingers
111. Let's Fall in Love
112. A Tale of Two Affairs
113. When In Rome
114. Ain't No Rest for the Wicked
115. In Which LCCC Temporarily Becomes a Soap Oper..
116. Make Ups and Break Ups
117. You Say Goodbye I Say Hello
118. A Business Proposition
© 2013 halflives
Author's Note
Cowritten by Aurora Lynn (Jocelyn). I mean, half of the ideas are hers, anyway. :D
A special thanks to Mayisha and Megan, who are absolutely brilliant and allow me to mess with them and put them with old men and pedophiles. You know I luff yah. ♥♥
Dedicated to my lovely, loyal reviewers:
-Shnerd
-~goh~
-Elizabeth
-Val
Reviews
Where the hell was I in this?
WHATEVER. I'LL JUST REREAD.
YEAH. THAT WORKS.
(LOVEYOUNOHOMO♥)
Posted 12 Years Ago
AHH, YOU LOOK LIKE A SCARY GOTH CHICK IN THE NEW COVER.
I hope that looks NOTHING like the real you. Not that I have anything against goth/scene people. Otherwise, it look very pretty :3
YAY, I BE IN TEH AUTHOR'S NOTE. I feel very special. Like a special little snowflake.
Posted 12 Years Ago
AHH, YOU LOOK LIKE A SCARY GOTH CHICK IN THE NEW COVER.
I hope that looks NOTHING like the real you. Not that I have anything against goth/scene people. Otherwise, it look very pretty :3
YAY, I BE IN TEH AUTHOR'S NOTE. I feel very special. Like a special little snowflake.
1) I'm mentioned in the author's note. :D
2) I like the cover.
3) You should add more soon ^.^ lol
Posted 13 Years Ago
1) I'm mentioned in the author's note. :D
2) I like the cover.
3) You should add more soon ^.^ lol
I feel sad...I'm not mentioned in the author's note.
Posted 13 Years Ago
I feel sad...I'm not mentioned in the author's note.
This is effing great :-) Sooo Sooo great!
Posted 13 Years Ago
This is effing great :-) Sooo Sooo great!
OLIVIA!!!!!!! ADD MORE ALREADY!!!!
Posted 13 Years Ago
OLIVIA!!!!!!! ADD MORE ALREADY!!!!
dude its sooo long
Posted 13 Years Ago
dude its sooo long
I LOVE IT.
Posted 13 Years Ago
I LOVE IT.
75 chapters and counting? Can't wait to check this out!
(I changed the rating of The Cult to Teen instead of Mature, since there's really not much sex anyway, just violence.)
I'm going to start reading this tonight.
Posted 13 Years Ago
75 chapters and counting? Can't wait to check this out!
(I changed the rating of The Cult to Teen instead of Mature, since there's really not much sex anyway, just violence.)
I'm going to start reading this tonight.
Why haven't you written moreeeeeeeeeeeee?
I knoqw you're gone, but SERIOUSLY. I EXPECT LOTS OF UPDATES WHEN YOU GET BACK.
Posted 13 Years Ago
Why haven't you written moreeeeeeeeeeeee?
I knoqw you're gone, but SERIOUSLY. I EXPECT LOTS OF UPDATES WHEN YOU GET BACK.
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Added on April 27, 2011
Last Updated on July 17, 2013
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❝when you find that one person who connects you to the world, you become someone different. someone better. when that person is taken from you, what do you become then?❞
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