Today in the News

A Poem by Alfred Kukitz

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Today in the News

Higher with the wrong kind of height.
A dip came sooner than realized
“Bump ensued” read the headlines.
Giant by some standards
but his pores bled an encyclopedic smallness
The feet walked into themselves
The eyes turned inward where blindness reigned
The headlines continued “WHAT”
A severed head seemed better
any volunteers?
No hands!
We moved on
The tentacles marched forward
Yip, holler, yang
Repeat after me
Yip, holler, yang!
More emphasis please!
I’m waiting!