Baby BlueA Story by Laz K.Ms. Crankshaw was humming as she drove her old Buick downtown. Her heavy glasses balanced on the tip of her nose as if the force of habit fought and defeated the force of gravity. “People should smile more,” she said as she ran a red light. Two cars and a scooter barely managed to avoid collision in her wake. Happiness is myopia. Ms. Crankshaw was a goddess. She always
suspected it, but her modesty never allowed her to openly admit it. Her powers
were undeniable and hard to conceal. She created and watched over the world, and
made sure that nothing would disturb the harmony of her creation. She had rules
for everything: how to dress, how to eat, how to talk, how to sit, how to
stand, how to walk, how to have a conversation, how to kiss, or how to make
love. “You can play but stay within bounds, follow instructions, and most of
all, have fun,” was a kind of motto she had, although she never crystallized
these thoughts into explicit instructions. It was everyone’s prerogative to
discover the secrets of the universe for themselves. Ms. Crankshaw believed in
free will. She liked verbs that were “regular” like, “accept,
avoid, beg, blush, calculate, command, deceive, destroy, drown, force,
frighten, harass, haunt, identify, impress, jail, judge, kick, kill, label,
lie, murder, obey, obtain, permit, please, pretend, pervert, program, punish,
rule, scold, slap, smash, suffer, twist, use, wail, wreck, yell.” She had no patience for the rule breakers, the
so called “irregulars” like, “wake, become, begin, build, choose, dream, feel,
fly, forgive, hold, read, sing, speak, think, understand, or write.” I lived in
her house all my life. She was my mother - in a sense. I always wondered about that. How can we be so
different? Sometimes I wanted to don a white dress, a black wig, lock myself in
my chamber, capitalize random words, and put a dash at the end of all my lines.
Or, I thought I could build a cabin in the woods, watch the seasons change, and
refuse to pay my taxes. On some especially wild days, I wanted to stuff Bartleby, Benito, and Billy Bud in a tin, join a whaling crew and
slash marine mammal blubber. “But then,” she’d say, “you’ll never amount to
anything.” This morning,
while I lay in bed, she came into my room, sat on the edge of my bed, and
looked around inspecting the corners for cobwebs and dust. Her gaze lingered
over an empty glass bottle on my desk. The bottle served as a vase for some
wild flowers I had picked on a hillside in another dream. “What kind of flowers are those?” she’d say with
mild disgust in her voice. “What’s in a
name?” I’d answer with a question. “What’s your
point?” she’d retort. “It’s more of a
cloud, not a point,” I’d say. “You’re not making
any sense,” she’d frown. “Kafka, William
Blake, and Miss Crankshaw walk into a bar,” I’d begin. “And what
happens?” she’d sigh. “This.” Ms. Crankshaw and
I never saw eye to eye. Part of the reason was that I’d easily get distracted.
For instance, after a string of words like, “She and I never saw eye
to eye” my mind would get boggled. And she had no use for “I’s” only for
“aye’s.” “So, what happens
in the bar?” she’d demand. “I don’t know,”
I’d shrug. “Who knows such things?” “You’re not making
any sense,” she’d say again. I think I sometimes
did this on purpose just to annoy her. I mean, why all the rules? I had
nightmares about her, for crying out loud! She’d be sitting on my chest,
choking me with her bony fingers. I wanted to scream, “I…I…I…” but I couldn’t.
I had no place in Her universe. She could also
shape-shift. Sometimes she’d come to me in the form of a grumpy old man, or a
teenage girl. I’m a curious, gentle person by nature, so I’d say to them,
“Please, why don’t you take a seat?” I’d offer them tea and cookies, and just
when I’d settle down to have a heart to heart honest conversation with them,
they’d start laughing, their masks would melt away and there would be good old
Ms. Crankshaw again telling me to dot my i’s and cross my t’s. Once, I ran away
with someone and it was a scary time - exhilarating, terrifying, and beautiful
all at once. I wouldn’t dare look in the mirror for weeks, because there was
someone new there looking back at me. I was pregnant, and could’ve given birth
to a new me, but Ms. Crankshaw got to us first. We were separated, and severely
punished. It was ages ago, and when I read history books sometimes I catch my
breath for I recognize that the stories are about us. The Inquisition, the
witch hunts, the concentration camps, or the stories about the horrors of the
gulags that children pore and yawn over were all us. We were there, my lover
and I, downtrodden, beaten, humiliated and shamed, forced to admit defeat to
Ms. Crankshaw who washed her hands of our blood and went back to sipping tea
with the priests, and the judges as they all shook their heads at our
depravity. Look up at the
sad, drizzly, early morning sky, and find me there in the toothless baby blue smile
breaking through the thick, gray clouds. Look up quick, before the world once
again becomes an old woman’s frown. © 2021 Laz K.Featured Review
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