Limb Eric?A Poem by alanwgrahamRotton rhymes
I once met a girl on a ship
she wore leathers and sported a whip when I asked her the price she said, 'it'll it be nice for a thrashing and well worth a tip.' Why do you swing on that limb Eric? I think you're being rather dim Derek This poem's quite slack When the poet's called Jack But I think it might be a limerick There's one thing for which I give thanks That my name is Armitage Shanks When you go for piss Just try not to miss And I'll laugh all the way to the banks (Armitage Shanks makes most British loos) I once met a Martian called Jock And boy could that odd fellow talk It was all quite absurd Understood not a word So I told him to go for walk I'll admit to the size of my nose MY proboscis in reach of my toes But I'll have to admit That I might have a fit If I find that the bloody thing grows! I once met a girl from Morroco Impressed by the size of my 'sock'. Oh, spare me your blushes I'm getting hot flushes I'll pretend that I'm licking a Choco. I love to take holidays in Spain but the spaniels can be such a pain I just lie on the beach my plonk within reach and the rain damn well fell on the plain Between dawn and dusk lies the day But night's when I like making hay I'm always in hope Of having a grope Or considerably more, I must say My wife's run away not much more i can say I'll just raise a cheer crack open the beer Invite in my mistress to stay I thought I would give him a fright And leave him alone for one night He'll come crawling back And plead to change tack When he reckons the size of his plight At this point I'm lying in the tub With this limerick approaching the nub When my damn tablet fell To a watery ..splash bubble .. bubble .. bubble ... © 2018 alanwgrahamFeatured Review
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22 Reviews Added on November 7, 2018 Last Updated on November 29, 2018 AuthoralanwgrahamScotland, United KingdomAboutMarried with three kids, I retired early from teaching physics but have always enjoyed mountains. In my forties I experienced a manic episode which kick-started a creative urge. I've written a novel .. more..Writing
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