You're Number One

I wrote this for Bill O'Reilly with the hope he would read it on the air. Didn't happen. Didn't even get a book.

 

Bloviate, bloviate,

Oh do, Mr. “O”

Your thoughts and opinions

We all want to know

 

Both timely and factual

Balanced and fair

Fox News should pay more

To keep you right there

 

When the bottom line’s what we want

And the truth we desire

We tune in to Fox

And the O’Reilly Factor

 

Where if we so choose

We’re encouraged to opine

And if we wax pithy

Not to worry, that’s fine

 

So from easterly, westward

From the north to the south

We hang on each word

From your spin-less mouth

 

And from new day’s early dawning

Till setting of Sun

America agrees “O”

You’re number one!

 

 

Author's Note

I'm pathetic, I know... But hey, if he had read it on the air, who knows...

Reviews

[youngwriter222]

that is a cool poem, hey you never know maybe someday they will read it on the air!

Great job Sarah

[Kelly D. Burris]

That would have been a kick to get it read on the air! Try it again. :)
I'm sure they don't know what they're missing. LOL
nice
Kelly