What's The Worst Thing You've Done?A Story by Andy RobinsonFour friends sit down to a night of sophistication and fine food. But when they decide to play an innocent game things go horribly wrong.What’s The Worst
Thing You’ve Done? ‘More wine Finley?’ The room was filling with cigar smoke as the four gentlemen
sat round in a circle. The dimness from the table lamp caught their smiles
against the puffs of smoke as they laughed and talked of memories past. Dinner
was a success. The salmon was poached to perfection and each glass of wine had
complemented every dish. Evans, the host had prepared for days knowing that
tonight would be special. Their wives had gone away to the Swiss hills, leaving
him and his friends a chance to bond over some fine cuisine. His butler Anton
had gone to the trouble of getting the finest food for the occasion. He knew
his employer was a man who thrived on image so anything less than the best was
unacceptable. Everything had to be perfect. ‘Anton, could you fetch the Chianti?’ Evans called. Nicholls threw back his last gulp and wiped his lips with a
napkin. ‘So Evans, that was a mighty fine dinner.’ Anton crept in with the bottle of wine moving round each
chair and pouring half a glass for everyone. ‘Thank you, I think the courses worked well!’ Collins laughed as he picked up his glass ‘I think it worked
superbly sir! Probably the best salmon I’ve ever had.’ Evans smiled to himself before looking at his final guest.
Finley, the youngest had yet to speak on behalf of the meal. As they dived into
the three courses, he hadn’t said a word regarding the food or even the wine.
He ate quietly and kept to himself with nothing more than a nod or gentle
gesture at what was being discussed. ‘Finely, don’t be rude, Evans did a good job didn’t he?’
Nicholls prompted. He looked up from his lap ‘Oh yes, it was most delicious
Evans. Thank you!’ he returned his eyes to the floor. Collins looked in confusion at his manner. ‘Everything
alright Finely?’ ‘Yes, you seem distant tonight?’ Nicholls added. He looked around without making eye contact and fidgeted in
his chair. ‘I did something bad fellows. Something really bad!’ Evans laughed ‘Ha! Nothing can be that bad Finely. I’m sure
there are people out there who have done worse.’ ‘Of course! I know people who are definitely going to hell.
I for one have done many bad things.’ Nicholls threw back his wine and waved
for Anton. ‘Me too! I wouldn’t like to sit in confession, I’ll tell you
now!’ Collins added. ‘Is that right Collins?’ Nicholls laughed. ‘Care to share
any naughty stories?’ He looked up from the rim of his glass as he chuckled. ‘I
will if you will.’ Evans shifted uncomfortably. He didn’t like where this
conversation was leading and felt his evening was slipping away. ‘I have an idea.’ Nicholls laughed as he lit another fat
cigar. ‘I don’t like where this is going.’ Evans firmly stated. ‘No, No you’ll like this, it’ll relax Finely! We’ve all done
bad stuff right? Well who better to confess to than your friends?’ ‘Oh no, Nicholls is getting excited!’ Collins laughed. Finely began to look worried ‘I don’t want to confess
anything. You will judge me, I don’t want that.’ He reached for his wine and
sipped it gingerly with a slight tremor in his lip. ‘Well why don’t we make some rules?’ Nicholls replied. Evans breathed deep and rolled his eyes. Nicholls was by far
his least favourite in the group. Everything had to be a game or a ploy to get
the worst out of everyone. He seemed to enjoy a situation when it was tense or
in danger or getting awkward. Evans would have left Finely alone in the hope
that the evening would remain calm. Unfortunately, Nicholls was hot to find
answers and wouldn’t stop until everyone was well and truly exposed. ‘Ok what rules?’ He necked back another glass and laughed. ‘Ok, we go round
in a circle and confess the worst thing we’ve ever done no matter how bad it
may be. The rest of us cannot judge in any way shape or form. No comments, no
abuse, no nothing. Just silence, you got it? But you have to explain in full
detail, everything that happened.’ There was an aura of unease as everyone contemplated the
idea. ‘I don’t know Nicholls. This seems slightly uncalled for.’
Evans promptly stated. ‘Think of it as a chance for redemption. I know I would feel
better after confessing to a few things and I’m sure you all would too. We
can’t live with a burden forever so why not unload it?’ Collins laughed as he wiped his mouth and poured another
glass. ‘As long as there’s no judgement, I think I’m game. How about you
Evans?’ He thought long and hard. He didn’t plan this and had no
intention to partake yet his guests were important and he needed to remain
intact no matter how much it displeased him. ‘Fine, but I’ll go last; I’m not for this idea.’ ‘Yes!’ Nicholls clapped his hands. ‘Now everyone remember
the rules, no judging and no comments. Collins you go first, let it all out!’ he
pulled his chair in and leaned forward. Finely remained where he was. Collins took a final puff of his cigar before stubbing it
out and waving Anton over to fill his glass. Evans leaned in mimicking Nicholls. ‘Ok, please bear in mind; I was very foolish in my youth.’
He laughed. ‘When I was Eighteen, my father had brought me a new car for my
birthday. Well, as you can imagine I was a bit of a road racer, you’ve seen me
in my cars, I enjoy speed! One morning I was doing almost 70 mph down a country
lane by the house. There’s very rarely any traffic by us so going fast isn’t
really an issue. Melissa had warned me not to go fast in fear that I’ll crash
but the thought of anything happening never crossed my mind. Well . . .’ he
paused to drink from his glass. ‘A young boy only about 7 was riding his bike on the left
side. I failed to mention that the night before I was round for dinner with an
esteemed colleague who poured brandy like it was water. In all fairness, I
wasn’t fit to drive. So when I hit him and ran over his legs, rendering him
unconscious, I didn’t have the right mind to take him to the hospital. So I
drove away in a fit of panic. Luckily I hit him from behind so he never
actually saw my car and thus couldn’t identify me. Talk about lucky right! I
would probably say that’s the worst thing I’ve done. I’m lucky to be here
though, I would have got ten years for that!’ The room remained silent. Nicholls put a hand over his mouth
trying to hide a smile whilst Evans and Finely looked in horror without speaking
a word. Collins leant back and basked in the silence without a worry. Anton
came in and filled all wine glasses without a comment or even eye contact. ‘Thank you Collins, that must have took some courage.’
Nicholls calmly nodded. ‘So it’s me now yes? Great!’ he slugged back his wine
and swayed only briefly before getting a cigar cutter from his pocket. Evans
looked down at the floor like Finely and fidgeted like a troublesome child. ‘Are you ready for this?’ Nicholls laughed. ‘Remember when I
worked for the law firm a few years ago? Well at the time I had very few
clients and not much money to my name. One client who always held me in high
respect was a lady called Mrs. Cunningham. Ancient she was, almost 93 and she
had wealth up to her elbows. Her house was beautiful, and her bank account was
even more attractive. She used to come in and tell me of her wishes when she
died. She wanted to leave everything to her relatives who lived in other
countries and took me on to sort out her will. Well as you can imagine, she was
losing her marbles slightly and had poor eyesight. She trusted me though! Oh
yes, she trusted me with her life. She trusted me enough to write her will and
read it when I finished. She even took my word for it when I said I had
included all her relative’s names on the paper. However . . .’ he laughed
briefly. ‘There was only one name on that will! I was made a millionaire
overnight and did anyone notice? The family thought she didn’t have a will, ha!’
Evans shook his head as he continued to look down. Even
Collins had sunk his head slightly. ‘Hey hey we said no judgement!’ he shouted. ‘We’re not judging Nicholls, just calm down.’ Evans replied.
He lit a cigar and gulped his wine as the red stained his
lip. ‘Right Finely, looks like you’re next my old son!’ Finely snapped up ‘I don’t want to play this Nicholls, I
want to go home.’ ‘Ha!’ he sprayed wine over the table. ‘Home? Don’t think
you’re getting out of it that easy. I bet your story is the best we’re going to
hear. Spit it out boy!’ ‘No Nicholls, let’s leave him alone, he clearly doesn’t want
to say.’ Evan’s protested. ‘That’s no excuse. I told my story, Collins told his and you
two are up next. There’s no going back now, we’re all in this together.’ ‘I for one would like to hear what Finely has to say.’
Collins chirped in. ‘There you see! It’s your turn boy! Speak up.’ Evans rolled his eyes. ‘Oh for God sake, Finely just say
what you have to say and let’s get this over with. Let Nicholls have his moment
and then we can all forget about it and move on.’ Finely looked up. ‘Are you sure Evans?’ He put his hand over. ‘Of course I’m sure, nothing you say
can possibly be worse than what we’ve already heard!’ Nicholls laughed and grinned at Collins as they brought
their chairs forward. Finely took a gulp of wine and began. ‘Last week I went to your house Evans, to see if you wanted
to play squash at the club. You were away at the time but I didn’t know. I
wouldn’t have gone if I’d have known.’ Evan’s eyes dropped. ‘Well . . .
Elizabeth was in. She was in the garden room sunbathing. I didn’t want to hang
around but she insisted that I stayed for a glass of lemonade.’ ‘I don’t want to hear anymore!’ Evans stood up. ‘Sit down!’ Nicholls ordered. ‘He has to tell the whole
story! Remember the rules Evans.’ He slowly took his seat again. He seemed intimidated by
Nicholls’ tone. ‘Continue Finely.’ His smile returned. Finely momentarily looked over at Evans before snapping back
to the floor. ‘We had a glass of lemonade and talked. She then suggested we
have a brandy. I didn’t want to be impolite so I accepted the glass and we
drank those as well. She said you were going to be away for the whole day. It
was then when she started to advance on me. I didn’t want to do It Evans but
she’s such a magnificent woman. She’s mature and I had never felt such a
connection with anyone. We made love and swore to never speak of it again. But
we did. We spoke a lot about it. I think I’m in love with her. Maybe I’m crazy
but I think she loves me too. Please don’t hate me Evans. Maybe this was the
best way to tell you.’ Nicholls held back a laugh as Evans remained still not
averting his stare. ‘You can’t comment Evans. Remember the rules!’ Nicholls
taunted. Evans swallowed deep and stood up from his chair. ‘If you’ll excuse me gentleman, I need to use the bathroom.’
And he left without another word. The room remained silent for several minutes as Nicholls
calmed himself down. ‘I for one am so glad we decided to do this. This evening
has been exquisite from the start. Don’t you agree Finely?’ He looked up with tears in his eyes. ‘I just want to leave
Nicholls.’ ‘Don’t be rude boy! You’ll anger our host.’ He slyly smiled.
Evans returned and sat down without saying anything. ‘I would like to make a toast. Anton, bring us something
special!’ Nicholls yelled. He came in and filled the wine glasses to the top. ‘To close friends . . . and honesty! Pick up your glasses .
. . Now! Collins and Finely timidly picked up their glasses and drank in unison
with Nicholls. ‘You not joining us Evans?’ he calmly enquired. He looked up from the floor and sighed. ‘No thank you
Nicholls, I’m quite tired. I think I might go to bed. Thank you for a lovely
evening. Please let Anton know when you leave.’ He made his way to the door. ‘With salmon like that, we’ll all be back soon haha!’ he
sprayed his wine as he laughed uncontrollably. Evans was just at the door before being asked a final
question. ‘Wait, wait! The games not over, we didn’t ask Evans. What’s
the worst thing you’ve ever done?’ He took out his handkerchief and wiped his brow. ‘I once put rat poison in a 1974 bottle of Borollo.’ © 2017 Andy Robinson |
StatsAuthorAndy RobinsonAboutI love to write and will happily read anything if anyone wants some feedback. My stories tend to be pretty dark from their characters but I also really like stuff that will make me laugh and stories t.. more..Writing
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