Walls Are Useful Things

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That neighbour has just banged his door.

Again yet again and yet again.

I, a one of superior quality, wishes to beat

his barking bonce against the wall of his rathole.

But there’d be no grey matter

to dribble down the concrete.

An ugly slimy mush would not be excreted

from that crumbly, crinkly, brainless brainpan.

No brainbox there to squirt the grey stuff!

Oh, what do I experience?

A swirly-whirly precognition of a pleasurable

banging of that brain that isn’t there?

Do I not wish to tear it into shreds?

Funny how feral thoughts burst into one’s mind.

Again yet again and yet again, this superior

wants to beat and bounce that barking bonce.

(17 Sep 2024)

Reviews

[John the Baptist]

Great exercise in alliteration here. But as I don't speak Brit, what is a bonce?

[Chris Shaw]

Ha ha. Noisy neighbour eh? Fortunately I don’t suffer from this. I felt your great irritation here Andrew. Yes, get it off your chest lol.

Talk to the wall like Pauline Collins did, or maybe shout loud. No violence !!! 😉

Chris