Walls Are Useful Things

Freeverse

That neighbour has just banged his door.

Again yet again and yet again.

I, a one of superior quality, wish to beat

his barking bonce against the wall of his rathole.

But there’d be no grey matter

to dribble down the concrete.

An ugly slimy mush would not be excreted

from that crumbly, crinkly, brainless brainpan.

No brainbox there to squirt the grey stuff!

Oh, what do I experience?

A swirly-whirly precognition of a pleasurable

banging of that brain that isn’t there?

Do I not wish to tear it into shreds?

Funny how feral thoughts burst into one’s mind.

Again yet again and yet again, this superior

wants to beat and bounce that barking bonce.

(17 Sep 2024)

Reviews

[Beccy]

Anti social, couldn't give a toss about other folk, brain dead morons. Can't stand them myself, but almost impossible to avoid as they now seem to be inhabiting pretty much every walk of life.

Beccy.

[Andrew John]

I'm so glad some people agree with me, Beccy!

[John the Baptist]

Great exercise in alliteration here. But as I don't speak Brit, what is a bonce?

[Andrew John]

Thanks so much, JtB.

[Chris Shaw]

Ha ha. Noisy neighbour eh? Fortunately I don’t suffer from this. I felt your great irritation here Andrew. Yes, get it off your chest lol.

Talk to the wall like Pauline Collins did, or maybe shout loud. No violence !!! 😉

Chris

[Andrew John]

Well, a neighbour (I live in a flats block) can be a door-slamming idiot. I've shut mine by hand for five years; some simply let the spring door spring back to closed. Slam! I really cannot work out why some people are so insensitive and inconsiderate. Thanks for your message.