Junk Food JunkiesA Screenplay by matpatWhen your friends find out your 'secret' obsession.Characters
Jack-he is an innocent person who just wants to eat his salad Shea-an over protective friend who thinks that Jack is doing the wrong thing by choosing the right snack Peter-Just another friend who also wants to help Jack ......................................................................... Jack-(goes to eat a salad from the fridge, Shea and Peter enter and gasp in horror as they watch Jack retrieve his salad from the fridge). Shea-Jack!?! I didn't know you were on that stuff! Jack-(looks down, then back up) Stuff? what 'stuff'? Shea-Don't start pretending like that's okay. Jack-What's okay? Shea-That! Jack-(looks down)What, a salad? Shea-Yes if that's what you want to call it. that is an evil concoction that was created by the man downstairs himself. Jack-Mr.Marcie? the landlord? Shea-(sighs at Jack) I mean the devil. Jack-I think you're over reacting, it's just a salad. Shea-You need help . Jack-Speak for yourself (pokes at his salad with his fork, Shea and peter whimper). Shea-You don't need to eat that to be happy, you can stop this addiction right now! Jack-What addiction!? Shea-Jack! calm down!(pauses) you're not going to touch that, are you? Jack-No. Shea-good- Jack-I'm going to eat it. Shea-WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jack-It's just a salad, nothing but mere greens and vegetables and wait-what's this?(Shea's eye's widen as Jack pokes at a red sphere with his fork. Jack suddenly gasps) Oh my gosh! a tomato!(Jack shoves it in Shea's face as she is screaming excessively) . Jack-Alas! The wretched tomato! is it a fruit? or a vegetable? Shea-Kill it! kill it with fire!(screams and covers her eyes). Jack-Calm down. (Shea opens her eyes and watches Jack eat the tiny tomato) Shea-(screams)JACK!!YOU JUNKIE!!We can talk about this! We (gestures to Peter who has been whimpering in the presence of the salad) can help you out of this addiction you have for this 'Sally add'. Peter- there are doctors Jack lots of doctors! you don't have to eat that to make you feel happy! Jack- No just healthy. Shea-Jack, give me the salad, you're doing the wrong thing by taking that stuff (peter nods). Jack-You guys are idiots, just leave me be. Shea-That's why.....you're a loner! we are your friends and we can work this out so you don't have to take this to live. Peter-To live(quietly). Jack-Again may I plead, YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS!!! Sea-Peter,he's in denial. Jack, buddy, you don't have to do this to be happy Jack-Are you serious? Shea-Yes jack I am very serious! don't be an idiot! if you keep taking this 'salla dad' you'll be working at a McDonalds and living on the streets! Jack-(pauses and waits with an annoyed look on his face) you know what, you're right. (Pushes the salad to Shea and peter and then leaves) Shea-It's a good thing we stopped this before he got into kale. Peter-(nods) © 2016 matpatAuthor's Note
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4 Reviews Added on January 15, 2015 Last Updated on January 22, 2016 Authormatpatgilbert, AZAboutI like my choices... I hope you like yours -the fault in our stars You still have a lot of time in this world to be what you want to be. there's still good in this world. -the outsiders Someti.. more..Writing
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