Swimming in School Does Things

Swish Swish.
Sorry, what did you say?
Swish Swish.
Please repeat if you may.
Swish Swish.
There are potatoes on my nose?
Swish Swish.
Oh, there are tomatoes on my toes?
Swish Swish.
Sorry, please do not slaughter.
Swish Swish.
My ears are clogged with water.