A Vampire Without Fangs

Kind of a funny, cute, random poem :P

I am a vampire.

But I don't have fangs.

It's terrible being

A vampire without

Fangs.

All the other vampires

Laugh at you

And call you awful names.

And it's just dreadful,

When you go to the

Monster Ball,

And all of the girls

Laugh at you.

I am considering suicide,

But I am already dead.

So I guess I will stick

Around and wait.

Author's Note

It's random :P

Reviews

[Short.Nerd]

I like it. Its awesome and kind of funny. I think this was a very good write and very creative. Keep up the good work:)

[halflives]

This is awesome. It made me chuckle here and there. Very good. I liked this a lot :)

[Knoxxeh]

This poem made me laugh haha good job

[Sukriti Suki]

funny!

[Midnight_Mystery]

i enjoyed this...cool poem :)

[Coyote Poetry]

Maybe you can sharped your teeth like in those movies of the future on late night cable. A interesting tale in your poem. I like the ending. There is some hope? A excellent poem. Thank you.
Coyote

[Miss Sally Sunshine]

I like this one a lot, it's a bit cute, and a bit funny, but still a bit dark. I like this one a lot. Great job.

[Fabric Pulse]

But wonderfully creative. =]

[compositionc]

Ha ha ha ha ha.

[Vanessa Rico]

Kinda like a fish out of water poem. Everyone has felt like the only one that doesnt fit in...but in this case it is a vampire without fangs! Very cute!