Skipping Valentines

Skipping Valentines

A Poem by Blue
"

No to Valentine's Day!

"

If there's a day I'd like to skip

and witness it no more,

it is the fourteenth day of Feb

which gives me quite a snore.

I hate the roses everywhere

and couples wearing red.

All lovers should break up at once

and not make love in bed.

 

 

I wish to sue the TV shows

that air out kissing scenes.

And lovestruck poets should be hanged

along with crazy teens.

There shouldn't be a single song

with lame romantic rhymes.

And dating should be labeled as

the greatest of all crimes.

 

 

Whoever dared invent this crap

deserves a room in hell.

Those people who participate

should be with him as well.

See, it's not fair that they rejoice

and grief is all that's mine.

'Cause this event reminds me of

my long-lost valentine.

© 2014 Blue


Author's Note

Blue
Sorry for the vulgar word "crap". I want to use "nonsense" but it has two syllables. ;)

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Haahaahhahahahahahahahaah
#Single life
Love your sense of humor and edgy sense of despise ;)

Posted 10 Years Ago


This was absolutely delightful. I loved it all but this stanza sung to me:

I wish to sue the TV shows

that air out kissing scenes.

And lovestruck poets should be hanged
along with crazy teens.
There shouldn't be a single song
with lame romantic rhymes.
And dating should be labeled as
the greatest of all crimes.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Lol! that makes the two of us! great write, i loved it.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Great write, humorous as well as meaningful.. loved it, thanks!

Posted 10 Years Ago


I loved this poem and I totally believe it. Thank you for the great poem.

Posted 10 Years Ago


I am standing up and clapping my hands to you! Absolutely LOVE IT! I must share this with my daughter. Brilliant!

Posted 10 Years Ago


This is amazing. Perfect even. Lovely. I am in love with this. It is beautiful with it's flow and great choice of words. It is true. It is simple. It is beautiful. I am in love with this piece.

Posted 10 Years Ago


This is why I like to read your work, I never know what is coming next well done kid

Posted 10 Years Ago


Blue

10 Years Ago

LOL. Ryan! I never knew that! :) Thank you! And hey, I missed you. Best wishes with you and her. (Yo.. read more
Blue

10 Years Ago

*Best wishes TO you and her.

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