Wild Monkey SexA Story by A. M. HolmesA unique view to a potentially growing trend.
It should be known that wild monkey sex is a long lost art form that is expertly executed by only a few number of devotees due to the hazards involved. This is not an endeavor that should be taken up lightly by anybody and must only be engaged with full attention and concentration. Many amateurs who have taken up the sport believing that they can master its subtleness find themselves either hospitalized, or worst, permanently scarred for life. It is because of this that many who have failed have taken to ridiculing both wild monkey sex, and its practitioners, with witticisms and false rumors (a little like polo, curling, and "salad tossing' -more about salad tossing another time). Some of our greatest Americans were into simian sex (or S&S, as it is known among the "Simmies") such as Elvis (how do you think he got that "hip-action" thing), Charlton Heston (the "dirty ape" line in the original 'Planet of the Apes' was his idea), and President Richard M. Nixon (on second thought, don't try picturing that).
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Added on April 15, 2008 AuthorA. M. HolmesDearborn, MIAboutOkay, I haven't really published anything yet and I write mostly for my own enjoyment, but that doesn't mean I never will (for otherwise why join this group) and that I don't wish others to read my ma.. more..Writing
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