Bad CatererA Story by absorb21Vignettes about a young man who prepares for life after college through catering events.One Dressed completely in black, he silently scanned
for something to work on. The bare,
thick, white linens on the tables were all completely uniform; equally away
from the floor and even with the chairs. The crease on top of each table all ran
along the same way, north to south, even at the tables no one would sit
at. The silverware was arranged in an
intricate, calculated pattern, completely identical at every table. A salt and pepper shaker was also intentionally
placed at the same position on every table. Silent details usually unnoticed,
but perceived are important to him. The
subtle aroma of fresh flowers, the dim light from the flames on short candles,
altogether the room was truly charming.
As nice as everything would look when all preparation was complete,
human nature would prevail, forgiving any imperfections or blowing them out of
proportion. Come what may, he found
nothing to work on. As the guests entered the room, the caterer pulled
his black tie from his bag and found it completely wrinkled, with the bottom
dog eared, mocking him. There probably
were no spare ties and he would not embarrass himself by asking for one. Five seconds with a hot iron he
contemplated. He took his wrinkled tie
into the bathroom, where he confirmed there was no hot iron, but there was some
water. Only because he couldn’t think of
anything else to do, he ran the tie under the running faucet until it was
completely drenched. It was now darker
and wet, but unwrinkled! To his delight
it looked perfect, wet-not dripping- perfect.
The caterer is a master of improvisation and
spontaneity; he can create something unique, special, or independent out of the
ordinary; always conscious of the delicate balance between elegant and
distressed, and always erring on the side of caution. Once, when a
sophisticated young lady complained about being served a stale muffin, he
casually explained that it was a biscotti and should be dipped in
coffee. Her embarrassed smiled convinced
him he said the right thing. He had
converted so many garages, living rooms, warehouses, patios, and empty rooms
into inspiring spaces for disposable celebrations. The caterer can let you know how you are
supposed to feel by the setting of things in a room. Brighter, louder, spicier, larger, warmer…, he
could make infinite adjustments to get it right. One of the caterer’s best tricks is making
space; hiding clutter unobtrusively, then putting it back at the end of the
night. The caterer worked that evening as he had so many
other times before, quickly and quietly.
Surrounded by guests who had planned excitedly to be at this event for
months, he was surrounded by people at their best. They wore the outfit they had planned to, the
perfume, the details to make them pop. In
three short hours they would retire away, and an hour or two later he and his team
would be finished cleaning up, leaving the place exactly as it was when they
had arrived. Working as a caterer was first introduced to him
the summer he graduated from high school.
A summer job, it was easy and unimportant. He filled out an application, interviewed
with an Australian woman and was reassured he would do fine. He was instructed to call in periodically for
work. The office would call him if they
needed him. He was eighteen. He bought, like it was recommended to him, a
tuxedo at a resale shop; it was $35. It
was a thick suit, with no tears or stains.
It looked brand new. He correctly
imagined that his work was always done in dim lighting so he could get away
with the ugliness of the tuxedo. At
least he would match the other caterers, only the captains wore business suits
or dresses. On the bus ride home from
the resale shop he thought about how he would use this suit far greater than
its original owner, far greater. Often
after working, the caterer would often join his friends very late on a Friday,
still dressed completely in black he fit right in! He once completely changed out of a tuxedo
while driving on the highway! It was
cold and dangerous but he knew it was possible, and to drive for a moment in
his underwear… His very first
event, years ago, was a wedding at the museum.
He had visited the museum many times and was very familiar with it. He had gone with his family, on school field
trips, with the boy scouts, and even on a date.
He had never seen the museum this way.
It was ornate and glowing.
Caterers, all dressed the same, hurriedly crossed the main hall back and
forth, black pants white shirts and black jackets. He walked past a caterer setting up a bar in front
of a display case holding a large, stuffed tiger. He met his captain, who glanced at his uniform
and put him to work immediately. He helped
place ten chairs around twenty tables. A
different team delivered a rack of glassware, and then a bag of forks, knives,
and spoons. He remembered the orchestra
of tasks being worked on. When he
finished with the chairs, without asking or checking, he helped with the forks. As soon as he finished he was handed a tray
of champagne flutes and told to get ready.
He had never held a tray of drinks.
This heavy silver tray was so slippery.
He breathed deeply and nervously smiled as guests came by and helped
themselves, relieving his load each time. The caterer discovered that this kind of work was
fun and exciting. It paid well over the minimum wage as well. It was great how instead of going out and
spending money, he work on a Friday or Saturday, or both at times, and
receive a nice check for it. Sometimes,
however, he didn’t even look at his checks.
He didn’t double check for accuracy, or how much tip, if any was
included. He enjoyed working at these
events. It is surprising how much the caterer had learned about
dinner-service by the variety of meals he had helped prepare and serve. After only a few years assisting chefs and
event managers he had learned a great deal.
He knew that béarnaise was terrible, that you could make a chicken
ceviche, and kumquats, star-fruit, and capers were as common to him as peanuts
and gourmet pretzels. He also began to recognize
all kinds of patterns at the events he worked. Like how tables are always set similarly, the
meat is placed on a plate at 6 o clock, red, white, and water goblets often formed
a triangle above the forks on the right.
It is endless: napkin folds, bread and butter etiquette, French coffee
service, plated, not plated. At every
event the captains expected these to be second nature to all caterers. Chargers, highboys, ties, he even knew several
types of rolls by name. This familiarity
came with simple exposure and he absorbed everything. He knew well about service. The caterer had
much experience and so the company gladly put him on as many shifts as he was
willing to take. He even worked for a
few other catering companies; they all loved to give him work. A few times he helped in the morning for one
company and then joined another for a completely different job in the
evening. Many of his coworkers worked
the same way. The
more he worked the more he learned; about catering, about himself, about human
nature, and professionalism. He always
left inspired by what he had seen. He
was recognized by his employers as a hard worker who didn’t need to be
supervised, and so he was given priority for staffing assignments. He subconsciously imitated the successful
clients he worked for, demanding personal excellence. As he gained more experience he began to be
assigned to earlier start times. He
would come to arrive as early as with the delivery trucks full of supplies for
the party. He then observed other
caterers arriving later in the evening when the room was just about ready, like
he had earlier at the museum event. So many events: grand opening receptions,
corporate events, fundraisers, weddings, auctions, exuberant Christmas, Halloween, and birthday parties, receptions
in museums, warehouses, boats, lobbies, galleries, skyscrapers, and
boutiques. Sometimes it was just a
really nice house. He had even worked
Thanksgivings, New Year eves and a few Easters.
It was a very humbling job, catering, serving. He didn’t take a client’s event for
granted. They relied on his service to
bring closure to their success, or whatever it was. Sometimes they were helping launch a new
product, or raising money. The caterer most appreciated learning at work. So much learning occurred while working. He learned about management and
organizational, about dealing with contractors, dealing with security, dealing
with drunk, but important guests. Logistics
is also a huge part of catering. Know
what to do, what to do next, and what to get ready to do after that is crucial. Beverages, for example, need at least 30
minutes to chill; a buffet table can be completely set up by one caterer in 20
minutes. And food reheats in 20 minutes
or cooks in more or less 30. He was the
sole caterer at an art gallery some time ago, where his experience of timing
and logistics came into to play. He had
arrived, in uniform, at 5 and guests would arrive by 7. The cashier from the gallery told him he
could sit and wait; instead he chose to observe the art pieces. Catering had
exposed him to all kinds of art, in museums, businesses and people’s
homes. He had seen and over heard how to
appreciate art, what to look for, about the materials and other tiny details he
was sure he would not know about or probably even notice if not for
catering. His favorite was a family who
framed their kid’s art, right at the entrance of the house. What a gift, he thought to himself, to be able
to make art out of nothing. Besides the
paintings there were sculptures, the type that allow one’s imagination to
determine what they are or how they are supposed to make you feel. They were
completely relative. Anyone with time
and materials could create their own art.
At 5:30 he arranged the buffet table expecting the owner to check in at
any second, and he did; he phoned in to tell him he was running late. The caterer assured him everything would be
fine. He took out all of the food from
the refrigerator and asked the clerk to get him some glasses, which she did;
plastic, disposable ones. The first
guest arrived 15 minutes early, which a good caterer is always prepared for,
and so he had left caprice out ready on an old, ceramic plate from the gallery.
He saw the ingredients left ready in
the refrigerator and put them together. The buffet table was set, candles lit,
now the problem was drinks, he only had the ice in the freezer. With more guests arrived, the gallery was
buzzing; everyone accepted that the owner was on his way. They ate the hors
d'oeuvres and drank tap water in plastic cups from a pitcher with small
pieces of lemon; he could have used zucchini if he had to. Rather than announcing there were no mixed
drinks, he went into the owner’s private liquor stash, or what remained of
it. He poured less than a half bottle of
vodka into a pitcher, added sugar, white wine, and some yellow Gatorade. Even if it tasted bad, it looked really
neat. Maybe the guests would think it
was relative, like the art. Someone
would drink it, he reassured himself.
The owner finally arrived, his eyes were red, he had been crying. The caterer didn’t complain or even ask what
had happened, he served him a drink. Besides the exciting locations and ideas he was
exposed to, besides the outrageous decorations, food, and celebrations, he met
really inspiring people. Sometimes he
was inspired by arrogant, sloppy guests, as nice as they seemed they could be
so rude. He would never be so shallow or
materialistic. And then there were the
hard working, intelligent, inspirational individuals who earned a fortune, and
kindly rewarded friends and acquaintances.
These guys greeted you well, treated you well, and tipped you well at
the end of the night, as long as there were no major mistakes. But the money was just a bonus, sometimes, he
thought, he’d work some of these events for free. He had brought home filet mignon, $60 port in
a pop bottle, chocolates, gift bags meant for guests, pastries, and decorations. Vicarious things he normally would never have
known about. Above all, his favorite souvenir was a
photograph he took of a painting by Pablo Picasso that had not been publicly
viewed for decades. He worked all night
under this amazing piece of art, he breathed by it, marveling before it,
everyone did. The caterer never anticipated that this work would
lead to habits, good and bad. Bad like
the time he refused to pay $8 for a beer.
Having just finished working an event downtown he decided to stop in a
bar. Dressed in all black, he again, fit
right in with the regulars who went out of their way, or bought just the right
outfit to be at the bar. He just wanted
to sit down and really appreciate a beautiful night out. Like usual, the caterers from his company
took off as soon as they were released. $8
for a beer was too much; he was not even meeting friends. Contemplating his options, outside on the
patio, he noticed two deserted glasses of beer with a sip left in each and a
fly in one. He poured the one remaining
sip into the glass with the fly. Now the
glass apparently had a good sip left. He
demanded a fresh glass from the bartender who thought the drowned fly was
funny, refusing his two-dollar tip. Earlier this day he had started early in a t-shirt
and jeans at the shop. It was quiet as
he loaded the truck, looking over an inventory sheet while the kitchen staff
worked on the food. They offered him
breakfast. As he drove the heavy truck
he prepared himself for what was to come; he would help unload the truck at the
site, work a four or five hour party, clean up, break-down, throw out trash,
reload the truck, drive it back to the shop and then return the next morning to
unload the truck, take inventory and put things back. Working this long was not
new to him, nor was it horrible. He once worked once on a ship from 5-11pm. When the ship docked his captain informed
him that her caterer for the next trip, which was in an hour, was not going to
show. He was really tired, but he could
not refuse. So he started all over at 11
pm, with linens, glassware, icing, and continued, finally cleaning up again,
throwing out trash and loading the truck until after 3 in the morning, getting
home around four. Once
arrived, he began unloading the truck.
Everything is unloaded into the center of the room except for the
ice. He and a partner carried bags of
ice in a tub, a Lucite, onto the sidewalk where it could melt neatly. There is no set procedure for unloading ice;
only that is done neatly. There are no
courses or seminars one can take to further improve their catering. When you are just a server, work is the
classroom. Every time he orders a beer,
for himself, he observes how it is handed to him. Does the server hold the neck, the bottom, or
middle? Holding a bottle by the middle
warms it, holding it in the middle allows the drinker to take it from the neck
where it is should be held against a label there. Once,
as a guest at a wedding he watched the waitress at his table struggle with a
fork to get ice cubes in a water goblet from a pitcher. She had been tipping it forward but the ice
cubes accumulate at the tip of the pitcher and only water pours out. He shouted “you’re doing it wrong!” She handed him the pitcher and he turned it
on its side and started to pour, the waitress panicked, it looks and feels as
if it’s going to spill, she reached for the pitcher, he pulled away and
smoothly dumped a perfect combination of water and ice into the goblet. She smiled and thanked him silently. He
watched her pour that way at her next table. As soon as it was off the truck the ice needed to
be delivered to the bars, five of them.
The bartenders are a different type of caterer. They usually are dressed the same, but
certainly work differently, and he had found this to be true over and over again. Their supplies were brought to them as they
sheepishly arranged their glasses on the bars.
They work quietly, appreciating their desired position and knowing how
replaceable they are. Surprisingly their
position is earned. They have to be good
looking, approachable, with a loud personality, and trusted. If they ever don’t know a drink recipe, they
only have to ask “how would you like that?”
As the ice was dropped off, the bartender tried to be friendly and
rolled his eyes as if to say “more work!?”
The caterer was sure it was just a bad tradition, supplies being brought
to them, while everyone else got their own.
Captains can always often assign idle caterers to help the bartenders. Next, the tables were rolled into position, they
still needed to be set up, dressed, and set, for 300 guests.
The chairs had to be individually removed from the slips they were
delivered in and placed appropriately at each table. The slips then were neatly
packed away for later when they would have to be put back on the chairs. For the next half hour he cut 100 limes in
half, long ways, then each half into six wedges. He smiled as he delivered it to the
bartender. “Can you help this bar set
up?” It was so frustrating to him that
the easiest position on the floor was incomplete. So he began a new task, the only one in his
experience as a caterer he would detest; uncorking wine bottles. It was bad because the bottles were cold,
wet, and the top where you applied leverage with the wine-key was brittle. 100 bottles while the bartender arranged his
polished glassware. The floor supervisor called everyone together and briefed. They were each handed an index card. The caterer’s read “server” and under it
“break down.” For the next three hours
he would line up and pick up hot-hot plates and carry them to a table on the
floor. Perhaps only the staffing manager was aware that he would work at least
thirteen hours today. Then he would have to collect dishes from the tables and
take them to the breakdown area, where they are each scraped clean, and then
put away in the case they were delivered in.
Later on, as the guests no longer required so much attention, the
caterers could focus on the room. They
could clear tables, break down the bars, load the truck. The kitchen was already packed away, like a
circus leaving town. The caterers were
gradually dismissed, as now less of them were needed. The caterer knew he was on until the end. When
he returned from a trip to the truck he noticed there were only six of them
left. Only the caterers are paid hourly,
the staffing manager, captains, and floor supervisor are paid by event and so they
were eager to finish quickly. In a few
minutes only the six caterers and the one captain would be all that remained of
the catering company. They would be
responsible for dealing with the client, guests, and the venue staff. They would have to load everything into the
truck, clean everything, put tables and chairs back and finally drive the truck
back to the shop. The caterers were also
desperate to finish, it was a long night. When he had called earlier that week to replenish
his schedule he was immediately disappointed not to hear the staffing manager
he had worked with for so long. The new voice on the phone informed him, “She
said she needed to get a real job”, of his old friend. Even
though they didn’t talk outside of work, or had never even shared a cigarette
break, he considered the staffing manager a friend missed her. He only had her work number, calling it now
would only lead to more work, but was really struck by the notion of her search
for a real job. He felt as a second-class
friend, realizing the whole time that she thought he had a less than a real
job. Now he would have to demonstrate to
the new girl that he was excellent at this less than real work, but she
surprised him by mentioning him the old staffing manager had recommended him. He signed up for nine events for the next two
weeks, and wrote instructions for each in his notebook: the start times,
addresses, and uniform; black shirt, black pants, white shirt, black tie, full
tux... Even though it seemed
overwhelming, he knew they would occur one at a time, and then he would call
again, and work until it became cold out and slowed again. The steady work was mesmerizing. © 2012 absorb21Author's Note
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6 Reviews Added on May 14, 2012 Last Updated on May 14, 2012 Tags: emotional drama, dark humor, Holden Caulfield Authorabsorb21Dallas, TXAboutLooking for feedback, I have an extensive background in English and Sales, so I will provide constructive criticism. more..Writing
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