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something stupid i thought up

find a hippo

with a zippo

he will teach you

how to build

a bomb of mass destruction

Reviews

[James Aeolus]

Oh sweet, a 2008 poem. Well, here we go for no reason at all...

Welcome to the underground! How are your balls?
If you wanna look around, give us your balls!
We don't see humans often, give us your balls!
I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in, give us your balls!
Can it sans, no time for banner! Give us your balls!
You're just lazy and apathetic! Give us your balls!
Another bad joke and I'm finished with him! We are monsters, the awfulest kind! Give us your balls!

We can relate to your determination! Because we monsters have our own motivations! Humans betrayed us and left us burning! One day we will make our way back to the surface! Through all your travels your sins will follow! Your consequences aren't as easy to swallow! Who's the real monsters now you should know! You cut this story down to the bone!

Really Sans? Give us... the last line in the chorus was a pun... your ba... you imbelice that was very... clever... alls!

You're stuck in the underground, give us your balls!
Good luck ever getting out, give us your balls!
You could show mercy to us, give us your balls!
Is your heart full of evil, or full of love?! (Give us your balls!)

I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try to get by us!
Give us your balls! Brilliant Sans, that will leave him befuddled! I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti!
Gives us your balls! Stop it Sans! I'm done with the jokin! Give us your balls! Hahaha

We can relate to your determination! Because we monsters have our motivations! I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice! Give us your balls! Give us your balls! You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours! You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers! Who's the real monster? Now you should know!
You've cut this story down to the bone!

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(There was actually 8, but I was on a roll)

Down here in the Underground, give us your balls!
We wanted to tell you now, give us your balls!
If you survive this prison, give us your balls
Don't mess around with monsters, give us your balls!
Ha!
You've come far, but soon you'll stumble when I stump you with some Junior Jumble, give us your balls!
Alas, I'll hit him with my special attack

*Trombone plays*

Leave me alone! Give us your balls!
One more pun, and I'll be done! Give us your balls!

We can relate to your determination! Because we monsters have our motivations! You know your story's already been told! We can play again if you sell your soul! Give us your balls! Give us your balls! Give us your balls! Give us your balls! Who's the real monster? Now you should know! You've cut this story down to the bone!

And that concludes my point farming session. Not that you'll see it so it'll be fine.

[Sarah]

Wow, that was interesting. o= It's so simple, so random... and yet I love it. (: