Stay Awake at Work #1

Stay Awake at Work #1

A Story by Andrea A. Wentz
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A silly story written for a friend who was having trouble staying awake at work one morning.

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Start imagining all your bosses sitting around at their little meeting, nicely pressed suits and ties. Suddenly the music of the Nutcracker plays over the speakers. They're looking around all confused, the main boss is starting to get up now, looking rather frustrated and embarrassed. Then POOF!!! Instead of standing around in their nice suits, half of them are now cute little pink ballerinas with rosie cheeks and bright red lipstick! The other half are giant pink bunnies with nice poofy cotton tails and long ears that start scraping the popcorn off the ceiling, so now it looks like it's snowing! Then YOUR boss....now bears a striking resemblance to Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, complete with sparkling ruby slippers, blue and white checkered dress, and a little basket on his arm with a cute little black Scottish terrier looking up at him lovingly! Now your boss is REALLY embarrassed! The music is still playing gracefully but is picking up pace. Just then, Gwendelen, the Good Witch of the North, appears next to your boss. She waves her magic wand and commands, "Dance!" You now have pretty pink ballerinas, giant fuzzy bunnies, and one little Dorothy with her Toto dancing around the conference table! They cant help it, they just dance. Crazy thing is they're starting to enjoy it!

As your coworkers walk by the conference room window, they see this odd display. They don’t panic, but they are really getting confused because instead of seeing ballerinas, bunnies and a Dorothy, they see all their bosses dancing around in their underware!!! I sure would like to know how your bosses are going to live THAT down! :p

© 2008 Andrea A. Wentz


Author's Note

Andrea A. Wentz
Please note this is just for humor, not designed to be a great write.

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haha this is great.

Posted 17 Years Ago


I guess I am wondering which one of you slipped them the acid-lol. Very funny!

Posted 17 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Good job!

Posted 17 Years Ago


them b*****s is on acid...they fired like a mutha f***a...all hallucinatin' and stuff...

funny s**t!

Posted 17 Years Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Oh man, I remember you sending this to me one morning. That's the day that included cackling in my cube that solidified in my co-workers minds how strange I am. I'm glad you posted it here. Now my cats are 100% positive I've lost my nuts.

Posted 17 Years Ago


Definitely an intriquing and amusing tale. I can imagine you sitting at your desk daydreaming this up. Thank you for sharing.


Posted 17 Years Ago


Haha, thats just funny stuff. This would be one heck of an entertaining display. I can't wait to see the revised version too. One thing it is Glenda, the good witch of the north. Thats my only pick. Other then that ROFL. Pink bunnies and ballarinas. Haha.

Posted 17 Years Ago


haha, this is great...

Posted 17 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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