Parody Essay i wrote to piss off my english teacher

Just for fun

         They say too much of a good thing is a bad thing and sometimes that is the case for things which are good but it can be especially infuriating when the thing you are getting too much of is having to write english essays and i have seen over the years the detrimental effects having to write such essays is having on our youth.

When you are forced to write too many essays and especially when the creative juices aren't flowing, it can lead to severe frustration and many students are lead into the twisted world of narcotics because of this. Drugs like cocaine, heroin, marijuana and sleeping pills are prevalent in our society and it has become endemic in our schools and universities. day by day, due to the increasing number of essays written the number of students joining the ranks of the addicted are growing at an alarming rate. Many of my friends, even the boys sitting next to me in English class right now are addicted to narcotics  due to the frustration you get from writing too many essays.

Another effect of writing too many essays is the harm it is doing to our environment. every time an essay is being written in class,at least 40 pages are being used and these pages are made from trees and wood pulp and so in a way having to write so many essays is contributing to increasing global deforestation. This deforestation in turn will lead to global warming, increasing the average surface temperature of the earth and the temperature of the oceans. this will lead to increasing sea levels and many parts of the world, including Bangladesh will be permanently underwater.

Finally one more effect of writing too many essays is  social alienation. Students are forced to sit at home, writing essays and this may hamper a childs normal social growth. Studies show that children who wrote too many essays growing up are reclusive and socially awkward in later years. Studies even show that, in some extreme cases students are prone to sociopathic tendencies like arson and theft.

Thusly, though some say that writing essays is beneficial to learning I feel it does more harm than good and so it would be better if children rather watch tv instead

Author's Note

this essay was written in class.

Reviews

[CoraZanini]

hah, one of the best thing i have read here.

[Zubier_abd]

@barbara she ended up giving me a B on the course :)
and thank you for all the wonderful comments. they are really inspiring :)

[Barbara Walker]

Great write! Has your English teacher seen it? I would hope he/she had a sense of humor!

[DarknessPeering]

Hahahaa...this made me giggle. I've been there. When I was in school we had to write and I wrote an entire couple of pages about not caring to write. Needless to say my teacher was not amused. I thought it was hilarious...the things kids do when their bored in school. lol. :)