This Week's Forecast

I wanted to write something dark, but this is just wierd. I mean seriously. I have no idea what this is...

I was playing the piano when it bit me

With little razor sharp teeth

Just like the bug I stepped on last Tuesday

That screamed like the man I murdered on Friday

We had ice cream together

Like penguins!

Are penguins cool or

Cold?

Like the water in Titanic,

A big boat

With a bigger hole

Fire the guy who hit the iceberg

Fire the guy who fired me over the weekend

And on weekdays I play the piano

Author's Note

Sometimes this IS what my week looks like...

Reviews

[Matty Bosox]

Well Alexa I must say that this is definitly one of the most powerful punches in the face, kick in the testicles, elbow in the gut that I have ever read...EVER....At first I thought to myself, well, what is the point of this??? Then I thought to myself...That is whats so great about it...Its true explosive, aggresive, wild, and shouting nature...You use the words razor sharp in your poem and thats exactly what this is...Every single word cuts like a laser sharpened razor!!! Angry, foaming, volcanic, and just simply a BEAST of a poem...Great job!!

[Alexa Tasch]

Well thank you!!!

[Matty Bosox]

No thanks needed...Just think if you wrote something and I gave it a bad review LoL Some have felt that rath...I am no writer of poetry but I do have one big project that I have worked on for about six years now...Its a screenplay/graphic novel if you like reading

[Alexa Tasch]

what is it about?

[Matty Bosox]

Well...Um...Youd have to read it LoL Its called The Gaurdian Angel Project...I have four parts up to read and ALOT more to come

[Alexa Tasch]

lol I'll have to look it up

[:-)]

Was this supposed to be funny? Because I thought it was hilarious. XD

Awesomely written.

[Alexa Tasch]

I honestly don't know what it was supposed to be, but thanks!!

[:-)]

Lol, no problem.

[C.C. Marx]

i love this! thanks for the submission btw :)

[Alexa Tasch]

omg i didn't even notice you were running it :)

[C.C. Marx]

haha ya i wrote a poem for a nonsense contest and was inspired

[Alexa Tasch]

lol nice

[C.C. Marx]

I can't help I have the mentally of a five year old :P

[Alexa Tasch]

that just makes life more interesting

[C.C. Marx]

lifes always more interesting when you think like a kid :)

[Alexa Tasch]

or if you have little voices in your head

[C.C. Marx]

You hear them to?!?!? :)

[Alexa Tasch]

Thank Goodness! Me and the voices aren't alone anymore!!

[C.C. Marx]

Nope I hear them too I thought i was alone

[Alexa Tasch]

with all those voices, you're never alone

[C.C. Marx]

i guess but they are always yelling at me ! ;)

[Alexa Tasch]

maybe you should do what they say. They could have a gun o_0

[C.C. Marx]

Ur probably right oh god im kinda afraid now

[Alexa Tasch]

RUN!!!!

[C.C. Marx]

where? where do i run? they are following me!!!

[Alexa Tasch]

Kill them with fire!

[C.C. Marx]

Nothing that involves me and fire ever turns out good. Ever.

[Alexa Tasch]

lol fire is fun!

[C.C. Marx]

No fire is not fun especially not bonfires

[Alexa Tasch]

fire is fun at the end of the school year when you burn all of your notebooks

[C.C. Marx]

I don't do that, I'm a nerd :P

[Alexa Tasch]

I am too, but I have too many notebooks to take the ones form 10th grade into 11th

[C.C. Marx]

I get attach to some of my past work that i just can't get rid of sighh i can be such a hoarder

[Alexa Tasch]

I have an online porfilio for that

[C.C. Marx]

not all of us are that special Alexa :P

[Alexa Tasch]

lol its a requirement for my school to graduate. it actually kind of sucks

[C.C. Marx]

Hahahaha sucks to sick :p

[C.C. Marx]

*suck

[Alexa Tasch]

:P we have to get graded on the project and them when we submit it it gets graded again on a different rubric

[C.C. Marx]

Thats really weird my school doesn't have anything like that

[Alexa Tasch]

your school sounds fun

[C.C. Marx]

my school is poor correction my town is poor we are finally getting a renovation that shouldve been done years ago

[Alexa Tasch]

I just missed that. They renovated mine when I was in eighth grade so when I can in it was up to par so to speak

[Alexa Tasch]

*came in

[C.C. Marx]

lucky my whole cafeteria has no hot food until january because they are making a new one :/

[Alexa Tasch]

omg i would die!

[C.C. Marx]

Its utterly depressing

[Alexa Tasch]

I'm so sorry

[C.C. Marx]

thx u for your sympathy, hopefully the wait will be worth it

[Alexa Tasch]

hopefully

[C.C. Marx]

We are also getting new science rooms and i knew girls locker room too and that im grateful for

[Alexa Tasch]

are they getting you bigger lockers? biggers lockers sound nice like one you can fit your shoes and clothes into without effort

[C.C. Marx]

I hope so! they ripped out a whole wall of them

[Alexa Tasch]

sounds expensive

[C.C. Marx]

It took along time to get it passed but it needed to be done

[Alexa Tasch]

Yeah, but a new school sounds nice

[C.C. Marx]

Honestly, the school was built in the '70's it needed an update

[Alexa Tasch]

sounds like it. thats old

[C.C. Marx]

Yep our middle school is bigger than our high school, but the stupid old people in town kept voting no for it ughh

[Alexa Tasch]

stupid old people!!! they need to break a hip or something! Teach them a lesson

[C.C. Marx]

Haha that would be interesting....I wonder what I will be like when I'm old :)

[Alexa Tasch]

I'll probably be in a mental institution

[C.C. Marx]

My friend said I would probably be a creepy cougar lady who hits on waiters.....I'm not looking forward to old age if that's my future

[Alexa Tasch]

That would be funny to see

[C.C. Marx]

Ya cuz I have a thing for pretty boys and my friend has a taste for older looking guys lol she's gonna be the one with a million cats

[Alexa Tasch]

I love cats, but not that much

[C.C. Marx]

I could see you more of as the old lafy chucking fruit cups at people in the nursing home and hitting people with your scooter.....just a guess :)

[C.C. Marx]

*lady

[Alexa Tasch]

lol that is spot on.

[C.C. Marx]

I'm genius what can I say? :P

[Alexa Tasch]

I think your friend was right, except instead of waiters its hot soccer players on tv and you dont really care how the game is, just about the hot players

[C.C. Marx]

I do that anyways, I was at my schools varsity boys soccer game at me and my friend were rating the other team and there butts...we were sitting next to a group of moms from the other team :)

[Alexa Tasch]

i love it when the guys at my school take off their shirts for no reason while playing soccer in gym class

[C.C. Marx]

Wooo haha in my gym class, this senior took off his shirt and god he has nice abs but hes kinda short and unattractive so I decided If you block out the face, the view would be a lot better :)

[Alexa Tasch]

thats how it is with most high school guys but mmmm the sexy tummys

[C.C. Marx]

Yep except there is this gorgeous senior and he is the total package and honestly, i will admit to staring at there butts.....if they are walking in public they are asking for it!!!

[Alexa Tasch]

lol how dare they walk in public

[C.C. Marx]

Well since they are walking in public they can't complain if someone stares are their butt

[Alexa Tasch]

you've got a point

[C.C. Marx]

I know so you should never feel bad for doing it because remember, they asked for it :)

[Alexa Tasch]

and they probably like it too

[C.C. Marx]

Probably haha there is this girl in my school who claimed these guys were staring at her butt but the thing is, she wears yoga pants but has NO BUTT and so that seems highly unlikely to me

[Alexa Tasch]

someone sounds like a w***e

[C.C. Marx]

Only one prob with that...she is wicked shy and no guy would tap that...whoops that was rude

[Alexa Tasch]

lol its ok. its good to be rude every now and then or else we'll go crazy

[C.C. Marx]

We obviously think alot alike...R u sure we aren't twins? jk but bitchiness is one of my best qualities :)

[Alexa Tasch]

all of my qualities are my best qualities! mostly modesty ;) lol but no I already have a twin, a biological one

[C.C. Marx]

Modesty is a good one and I think you told me about your sister but are you sure we aren't triplets lol :) jk

[Alexa Tasch]

idk do you have brown hair and hazel/green eyes

[C.C. Marx]

I have light brown hair and blue eyes lol so I guess not

[Alexa Tasch]

aw darn! oh well it was worth a shot

[C.C. Marx]

Maybe we just have very similar personalities

[Alexa Tasch]

most likely

[C.C. Marx]

hmm you don't strike me as the sporty type though...maybe you are but I'm not sure

[Alexa Tasch]

lol no im not. I hate doing things out doors. I prefer to say inside and read or write or cook

[C.C. Marx]

Well reading an baking are things I'm ok with but my life is pretty much revolved around sports

[Alexa Tasch]

I hate participating in any sport but figure skating and occasionally soccer and I can't watch anything but hockey

[C.C. Marx]

Well at least ur active I mean I know people who have total couch potato syndrome

[Alexa Tasch]

I would if I wasn't so hyper. I cant sit still for too long

[C.C. Marx]

ADHD much? nah jk but im the same way I probably have like ADD

[Alexa Tasch]

lol probably, like I cant sit and read for an hour straight without getting up to clean or cook or watch tv or listen to music or have some kind of break in the middle

[C.C. Marx]

I can read for an hr cuz I'm a unnaturally fast reader but when it comes to hw everything distracts me

[Alexa Tasch]

I'm just easily distracted and impulsive

[C.C. Marx]

Impulsive is a word I would definitely use to describe me lol are you sure we aren't related?

[Alexa Tasch]

maybe we are. that would make for a great story

[C.C. Marx]

Haha my memoir title "The day I met my psycho long lost sister online" that would be great :)

[Alexa Tasch]

That would be amazing!

[C.C. Marx]

Haha ya maybe I will write a story about that and it can be a collaboration hehe

[Alexa Tasch]

maybe, only if its a collab. then it needs a different title

[C.C. Marx]

true true and ya it would definitely be a collab :)

[Alexa Tasch]

We could call it C.C. and Alexa's magical Journer through life until they found their long lost twins (eachother!) and it became more magicaler

[Alexa Tasch]

*journey

[C.C. Marx]

Haha thats awesome maybe a tad long but awesome

[Alexa Tasch]

but its the length that makes it unique

[C.C. Marx]

true true and we are both unique people who happen to be a lot alike....does that make us less unique?

[Alexa Tasch]

coming from a person who has a real twin, no it does not except in the eyes of the most naive people in society

[C.C. Marx]

So true some people and well you can be my writers cafe sister for now since most people wouldn't believe me if I told them I had a twin

[Alexa Tasch]

A long lost twin

[C.C. Marx]

But still I'm pretty sure my parents would be kinda confused lol

[Alexa Tasch]

lol I told my parents and they're like "are you sure shes not a pervert? or a 50 year old man? or a stalker?" and they were totally serious and I was like "guys I think after the conversations we've had I'm pretty sure she is who she says she is." they can't trust anyone

[C.C. Marx]

Haha trust me I'm no perv I might b younger than u andmy parents would say the same things but seriously I'm not creative enough to make this all up :p

[Alexa Tasch]

right? everything we are talking about is way to complex to make up. and even if we were creepers, why would we go through this much trouble?

[C.C. Marx]

exactly I mean if I was a perv I wouldn't be that smart or creative the truth is I'm really lazy

[Alexa Tasch]

I'm lazy too! Parents are just wierd

[C.C. Marx]

Agreed all the way I mean just cause I don't post pictures of myself doesn't mean I'm a perv people! lol :P

[Alexa Tasch]

lol well "people can find pictures of people they are pretending to be anywhere online!"

[C.C. Marx]

Exactly and honestly I wouldnt want to break anyone's computer screen :P

[Alexa Tasch]

I'm not sure I follow?

[C.C. Marx]

a picture of me might break the computer screen (ugly joke) lol ohh Alexa

[Alexa Tasch]

oh sorry I'm kind of slow :) but I doubt that would happen I bet you're super pretty!!!

[C.C. Marx]

Haha it happens and ehh I'm not ugly but I don't think I'm pretty....a lot of people say I have pretty eyes but that's it to me

[Alexa Tasch]

ah you're probably selling yourself short

[C.C. Marx]

Well I am short but honestly who really thinks there pretty these days? Someone once told me you are 5 times less attractive than you see yourself as

[Alexa Tasch]

what? thats sounds so mean!

[C.C. Marx]

I know but who knows and well since I don't think I'm pretty chances are I'm not

[Alexa Tasch]

but you probaby are! Pretty is just a trivial term warped by today's society to boost the self esteem of our uneducated and increasingly shallow youth

[Alexa Tasch]

But you are the real definition of pretty! Like what they uses in Shakespeare's time!

[C.C. Marx]

Alright Alright at the most I'm decently cute, I'm like 5'2'' and done going and I have the name of an proper british snob

[C.C. Marx]

*growing

[Alexa Tasch]

..... I am 5' 2"!! The similarities keep coming!! I I love the british! Therefore I love your name if thats the case!

[C.C. Marx]

OMG thats too funny and its not really british but my whole name together sounds like it.....PM if you wanna know lol :P

[Alexa Tasch]

I my name doesn't sound british, but apparently I have a british accent because I have a poropper grasp on the english language

[C.C. Marx]

Hmm well British accents are fun to imitate

[Alexa Tasch]

they are. and they're sexy

[C.C. Marx]

Haha ya and I heard that British people find our accents just as attractive as we find theres

[Alexa Tasch]

god I hope so! Then it'd be easier to get one! ( a british guy i mean)

[C.C. Marx]

Haha YESSS TOM DALEY XD

[Alexa Tasch]

oh he's cute!

[C.C. Marx]

I know hes like a cute little puppy lol with nice abbbbbs

[Alexa Tasch]

nice tan abbs!

[C.C. Marx]

exactly the are ABBsolutely wonderful :P

[Alexa Tasch]

lol i see what you did there

[C.C. Marx]

I know pretty clever right :)

[Alexa Tasch]

See? clever. you'll get good grades

[C.C. Marx]

I got my report grade it was quite goood

[Alexa Tasch]

woo! what'd you get?

[C.C. Marx]

Two A+ and four A's

[Alexa Tasch]

you're too smart!!! why were you worried?

[C.C. Marx]

I dunnO i didnt get a great grade on my english essay so i was like ahhh im screwed

[Alexa Tasch]

Yeah essays can be a pain

[C.C. Marx]

Ya and my teachers way to picky lol

[Alexa Tasch]

my enlgish teacher this year grades us as if we are in the AP class instead of honors. I feel bad for the AP kids

[C.C. Marx]

I know! I stayed after with him and I was like are you serious? He took off points for the most ridiculous things

[Alexa Tasch]

like what?

[C.C. Marx]

like I stupid quote formatting things that no other teacher has problems with but him and he never said he did -_-

[Alexa Tasch]

what a butt

[C.C. Marx]

Ya but sadly, he is an attractive butt which is weird to say but so true

[Alexa Tasch]

i wouldn't care how attractive. I would hate his slimey guts

[C.C. Marx]

Awes but I cant hate him he is attractive and nice but a horrid grade

[Alexa Tasch]

is his calss at least interesting?

[C.C. Marx]

OMG yes he is the drama teacher to sooooo haha definitely yes he has a scary good elmo impression

[Alexa Tasch]

i'd ask why he is doing elmo impressions, but my drama teacher can be just as wierd

[C.C. Marx]

Ya its not something u can easilly explain

[Alexa Tasch]

drama teachers are a breed of their own

[C.C. Marx]

Your absolutely right lol hes also a running fanatic

[Alexa Tasch]

thats wierd

[C.C. Marx]

I know he runs in marathons its ridiculous

[Jesse Jacques]

o.O mind-blowing.

[Alexa Tasch]

haha thanks bambi

[Grace Catherine C.]

dude, this makes zero sense and I absolutely love it, well done darling, well done

[Alex Vidmar]

this is hilarious! love it!

[Whales]

It's like...Wonderful and insane decided to have the most beautiful kid ever.