Blonde From Above

Some song lyrics.

Verse 1; The weather has been good today,

The Oompa Loompa’s have come to play.

That fresh Nutella look I’ve seen

Everywhere, it’s just obscene.

Taking photos of their mugs,

Whilst giving maties great big hugs.

Will it occur that they’re not cool?

The dirtiest slags within my school?

Chorus; I heard KFC called you,

And they want their bucket back.

You’re not a blonde from above,

Just completely full of cack.

You can reduce you weight by half,

Use a Johnson’s face wipe, quick!

It’s clear you are a man-eater,

Your main food source is dick.

Verse 2; I see you during our maths class,

Showing off your tight round a*s.

I admit, it’s nice to see,

But can’t you have some dignity?

These silly w****s will never learn,

In the game of love, they miss their turn.

Always first to cry and complain,

Never stop to think and use their brain.

Chorus; I heard KFC called you,

And they want their bucket back.

You’re not a blonde from above,

Just completely full of cack.

You can reduce you weight by half,

Use a Johnson’s face wipe, quick!

It’s clear you are a man-eater,

Your main food source is dick.

Verse 3; Your belly's swollen, what happened there?

You're preg* again? No surprise my dear.

My Ballsy friend says you're a sket,

That 'bundle of joy' will drown you in debt.

You're really trampy enough as it is,

By the time you're eighteen, you'll have twenty kids.

The outlook of life for you is bleak,

Just how many guys do you fit in a week?

Chorus; I heard KFC called you,

And they want their bucket back.

You’re not a blonde from above,

Just completely full of cack.

You can reduce you weight by half,

Use a Johnson’s face wipe, quick!

It’s clear you are a man-eater,

Your main food source is dick. x2

Author's Note

*pregnant.. =D

Reviews

[Jake]

soo brilliant i did 2 reviews

[Jake]

Brilliant Just brilliant

[tynamite]

I love how you use the stereotype of a bimbo and put it into a song. Very original. I've favourited this. The chorus is sick!

[Daydreamer54]

Wow... that's kinda of a sterotype though... but i thought it was kinda funny and mean @ the same time.

[jasmine_x]

i like it, yeah, but i think it should be kept as a poem, and not a song, the chorus should be a verse. ygm?
ITS GOOD THOUGH LIKE I SAID BELOW!

[deeps]

This is cute I like this it's very creative and well written

[kayleigh]

this made me laugh! :)
write more like this :D

[Ana_Cristina]

very interesting, I like the humour and everything involved that connects every word you type together. You should carry on with things like this well done... :) x

[Sera]

Hey man i like your swagger and your style this is a really GOOD song almost a hip hop type beat (kina like i write) good job !!

[Marie Harrison]

This is funny Kazz, I laughed as soon as I read it. Loved the KFC line. It's packed with lots of entertainment. Chicken probably looks good to anyone who's pregnant! In enjoyed your lyrics.