Day 1
The
stage is dark when we first see it, with only a couple bangs of something
smacking against a wall, until a scream pierces them. It comes from Cara. The
stage suddenly illuminates to reveal the captives tied up in a cage
Cara:
What
the….hello? Anyone else awake? What happened?
Austin:
Like
we know! Crap, Holly? Robert? Carlos? You okay?
Robert
grunts
Holly:
(Very
calm) I’m here, Austin. It’s okay
Carlos:
Why
can’t I see? WHY CAN’T I SEE?
Austin:
Open
your eyes, moron
Carlos:
I
DID
Cara:
Do
you know what happened? Anyone?
Austin:
Let’s
see….we’re on vacation, party….nope, no clue. We’re dead.
The
group murmurs chaotically. They have no idea where they are or what they’re
doing, but they’re terrified. Suddenly, a voice screams from offstage.
Jango:
ATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTION!
He
giggles maddeningly, and skips onstage. The hostages are silent. Who is this
man, and where were they? Austin breaks the silence.
Austin:
Who
the hell are you?
Jango:
Your
prom date, silly.
He
laughs sickeningly
Austin:
Go
away.
Jango
turns to him, smile gone.
Jango:
Oh,
I’m so sorry, am I interrupting you? Was I bothering you in your time being
LOCKED IN A CAGE? SHUT THE HELL UP YOU DUMBASS. I own you now. Now, I think you
asked what my name is.
He
bows.
Jango:
My
name is Jango, and I’ll be torturing you today. And tomorrow. And a bit longer
after that.
He moves about like his words guide
his actions, dancing like the wind and still maintaining a frightening
disposition.
Jango:
Let’s
see who you are, shall we? Hm? Let’s see. He
pulls a crumpled piece of paper out of his pocket, and begins checking the
names of the teenagers. Uh….Cara, hm, pretty name, pretty face, it works,
it works. Robert. Rather scary. Carlos, who…
Carlos:
Could
you please tell me why I can’t see?
Jango:
He turns to Austin THAT is how you
ask someone a question, you rude little boy. He turns to Carlos, a wicked smile on his face. Well, when we
drugged you, I…oh, we drugged you by the way. ANYWAY, when you passed out your
eyes were open, and you got really stiff, so I couldn’t snap your eyelids shut.
So, I did the logical thing, and ripped out your eyes. Okay?
Carlos
begins rocking back and forth in horror.
Jango:
BACK
TO ROLECALL! Cara Robert Carlos, Mr. Asswipe over there, and his sister
Hoooooooooooooooooooolly.
Austin:
What
do you want? Wh
Holly:
Austin,
calm down. Just listen to him.
Jango:
No,
shut up. I’ll tell you what I want. He
smashes Austin’s cage. I want you to suffer. He smiles, and backs off the cage I’m just here to watch over you.
See, we kidnapped you. You were on vacation, if I am correct, which happens
quite a bit. We’re holding you for ransom, about 5 million dollars each. They pay in five days, you leave. They don’t,
well, whispered you die.
Cara:
What?
Jango:
Explosively YOU
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! He calms
down Sorry. I’ll be calm. Albus would kill me if I didn’t stay calm.
Anyway, I’ll just be going, and…he spots
Robert’s watch. That’s a nice watch, he
walks towards Robert, takes the watch, and examines it. That’s a really
nice watch. Yells to the audience I’M
KEEPING HIS WATCH! He tosses it to the
side and steps on it. I lied. Goodnight. He turns
to a nearby guard and swings at his crotch. He stops short, but the guard
flinches. Gets you every time, man. Exits
stage right.
Cara
and Carlos break down crying, while Robert remains stonefaced and Austin and
Holly grimace. The stage goes black. We then hear two bangs in the dark.
Day 2
The
stage illuminates to a chair, a camera, and Jango appearing proud as a tearful
Carlos leaves the stage, escorted by guards. He is stumbling and confused,
perhaps thanks to the fact that he was recently blinded, but also perhaps he is
confused, taken aback by the whole situation. Cara is pulled onstage by some
guards. Jango walks up to her.
Jango:
(Welcoming
and joyous) Ah, our star is here! Come, come, I have a chair set up for you, I
have a chair. It’s a chair. Yes. He pulls
her along, and she begins to sob. GOOD! Good, you’re crying, you’re getting
into character, feeling the emotions, I like that, good.
He
sits her down in the chair.
Jango:
Now,
what I want you to do is from here on out I want you to say exactly what I say
what I whisper okay. Okay? Cara nods,
tearful and horrified. From here until the next day, Cara repeats anything
Jango whispers. He gets behind the camera.
Jango:
Whispered Momma?
Daddy? He gives a pause after every
whisper to give Cara time to respond. I love you Momma, I really do, and
Daddy…. She bursts into hysterics. He
turns to a normal tone of voice Cut that out, okay, you’re sad, not
hysterical. God. Whispered I miss you
guys so much, and I really want to come home. So please pay the ransom. Okay?
I….
A
guard walks in speaking a language the audience doesn’t understand. Jango explodes.
Jango:
WHY
THE HELL ARE YOU INTERRUPTING ME! GET THE F**K OUT OF HERE YOU PIECE OF S**T!
The
guard continues rambling until Jango runs up and snaps his neck. The guard
falls to the ground dead.
Jango:
NOBODY.
Nobody interrupts my performances.
Cara
bursts into tears
Jango:
You
see? Even in the afterlife you screw things up. You turn my artists against me.
He spits on the man’s corpse. Good
riddance. NOW claps where were we,
where were we, where, where, whe OH! YES OF COURSE silly me. Turns back to Cara You’ve done very good
so far, okay? I’m very proud of you, pretty girl. He goes up to her and kisses her forehead. She cries. Loving the
tears. Now repeat after me. Mommy, daddy….
The
stage slowly goes dark. 3 bangs in the dark
Day 3
We’re
back in the cages, with Austin, Holly, Carlos, and Cara in their cages. Robert
is absent. The captives are worried about their friend, and worried that
whatever happened to him might be what happens to them.
Cara:
Carlos?
How’re you holding up?
Carlos:
Not
gonna lie, I’ve been better. I’m scared, and I’d really like it if I got my
eyes back sometime soon.
Austin:
No
kidding. I don’t even know what part of the island we’re on, and I’ve been here
every year since….how many times Holly?
Holly:
Since
we were four.
Austin:
Yeah,
right. Thanks. Point is, we’ve been here ages, and we have no idea where we
are!
Carlos:
An
island.
Austin:
Thank
you, oh wise one. Look, we need to get out of here, and…
Cara:
Out of pure, built up rage,
Cara interrupts and explodes at Austin I KNOW! We need to get out
of here! But complaining isn’t gonna help, and I think our first priority is to
find out where the hell Robert went!
Holly:
Cara’s
right, brother. We can’t do anything now, we just have to pray.
Austin:
He pauses for a moment, before
a bitter quip. Praying never helps. He sighs Alright. I’m sorry guys. I’ve just…been on edge.
Just
as they go silent, Jango comes on stage with Robert. Robert willingly goes back
to the cage, where Jango leaves him untied. That will prove to be a costly
mistake. Jango turns to Austin and Holly and grins.
Jango:
Congratulations,
little ones! You’re free to go. Your parents paid your ransom.
Holly:
What?
Why didn’t they pay for our friends too?
Jango:
They
offered, but I couldn’t possibly accept payment for something that is not
theirs! It would seem rude, and uncivilized, and seeing as I am the pure
definition of class,that, that would be bad, yes? Yes.
Austin:
You’re
a monster.
Jango:
I’m
aware. And I do know that monsters like to eat children. So hush your mouth, or
I’ll be up a meal, and those nice folks at home will be down a child, got it
a*****e? Austin opens his mouth to
respond, but Jango interrupts him. Nonononononononononononono, don’t
answer. I don’t want to hear your whiny jackly voice. Is that a word? Eh, I
don’t care. Point is, you’re free. Now LEAVE BEFORE I GUT YOU! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Jango
opens the cage that Austin and Holly share, unties their hands, and points them
the right way. Austin and Holly begin to walk away nervously.
Holly:
I’m
sorry guys. Good luck, and may God be with you.
They
leave the stage, never to be seen again. Jango turns to the remaining captives.
Jango:
Now
that the insufferable pest that is Austeeeeeeeeeeeen is gone, now we can have
some fun. You like that, right? You like fun, you like being entertained, and
it would appear I have failed to entertain you, yes? Of course, I’m being
foolish, silly me, silly me He slaps
himself SHUT UP
Carlos:
But we didn’t…
Jango:
Oh
hush you. SPEAKING OF, I have a present for yoooooooooooooou. Jango pulls a firecracker out of his
pocket, and lights it by running the fuse along the ground. A hiss pierces the
night. You like these? Hm?
He
approaches Carlos, a sick smile twisting on his face.
Robert:
Leave
him alone.
Jango:
You
can talk? I’m shocked! And uncaring. Carlos buddy, could you hold this for me?
He
puts the firecracker in his mouth, and duct tapes it in. Carlos muffles
something
Jango:
Hm?
Do you have something to share with the class? Hm? No? Then shut up. I’ll just
be going now. Have fun you guys!
Cara
screams, and Robert struggles with the walls of the cage. Carlos sits
horrified, and the stage goes dark. We hear four bangs amidst a sound of
popping. Suddenly, we hear a tumbling sound.
Day 4
The
stage suddenly illuminates, and Robert is standing, and untying Cara’s
restraints.
Cara:
What?
How did you escape?
Robert:
I
don’t know. The cage was dismantled when I woke up. I think I was kicking at it
in my sleep. I’ll take any chance I can get.
Cara:
Wait!
What about Carlo…
Robert
shakes his head. The look on Cara’s face is grim, but Robert pulls her along. Cara
and Robert escape into the audience, and soon find themselves back on stage.
They begin to move off stage when suddenly Albus, followed by several guards,
burst out and push them to the ground.
Albus:
Really?
You tried to escape? I’ll admit I’m impressed, idiots like you don’t get this
far normally. You’re still screwed. IF you get paid for, which I doubt, your
parents will probably be saddened by your lack of arms. Ah well. Men, take them
back to their cages. No, scratch that, take them to new ones.
The
guards begin to drag them away. Robert puts up a struggle, but Albus comes over
and hits him.
Albus:
Don’t
do that again.
Robert
attacks him again out of spite, which causes Albus to hit him again.
Albus:
That’s
it. Cara, Robert, enjoy your last few hours, because tomorrow morning, I’m
arranging a firing squad, and you two will be shot until you’re nothing but
mush. He pauses. Actually no, that’s
what’ll happen to Cara. YOU, Robert, are staying with me after she dies.
Cara
shakes in fear, and Robert scowls angrily. Jango, who is in the group of
guards, seems worried, and walks off stage slowly with the rest of the guards. The
stage goes black once again.
Day 5
Cara
is crying in her cell, and Robert is trying to comfort her. Jango comes over,
and gets looks of worry from the remaining teenagers. However, he surprises
them by opening the cage.
Jango:
Hi
there.
Robert
and Cara stand there in shock. They remain silent.
Jango:
Half
a mile to the East is the coast, and I have a boat set up. Food, water,
aluminum foil, it has everything and anything you might need. Now get.
They
sit there apprehensively.
Jango:
Why?
I’ll tell you. You remember what Albus was talking about? I do. I remember
plenty, plenty, yes uhuh yes. I know what he means. He’s gonna make you a
monster, just like me. He has a strict regiment of heroin, alcohol, torture,
and cable TV lined up to turn you into a mindless animal. Like me.
Cara:
But
how are you…how can you know what you’re doing now?
Jango:
He snickers. It
didn’t work. Well, it did, but sometimes, I get myself back. I remember all the
things I did. All the horrible, horrible things. I’ve hit women. I’ve shot
kids. I’ve raped, murdered, stolen, and much, much worse. Please… let me redeem
myself.
Cara
and Robert get up nervously, and leave the cage.
Jango:
Run.
Sorry about the watch, Robert. Good luck
Robert:
Thank….thank
you
Cara
and Robert run off.
Jango:
SORRY
ABOUT THE WATCH! Heeheeee…now, one more thing to do…….Jango pulls out a walkie talkie Albus, meet me by the cage. I need
to talk to you about something.
He
sits down on the ground, pulls out a knife, and turns to the audience
Jango:
Who the hell are you people? Are you….nevermind. Yeah, I know. I’m going to die
now, mostly likely. If Albus doesn’t kill me, then one of his other slaves
will. But you know, someone has to stand up to him. Someone has to stand up to
evil, despicable men like this.
He
sighs
Jango:
Besides.
I think some rest would do me some good.
The
stage goes dark for the last time.