Little Jimmy

Once I came upon an app where writers added continual comedian paragraphs or short storys. Little jimmy was in the category where it offered topic choice. You can add or read as what i come to do here

Little Jimmy asleep on the day Satin planned to awake him during his afternoon snooze.
Satin called for Little Jimmy, even the sound of him foreshadowed his mind to alarm it.
"Get thee, the far f**k away from me satin."
Jimmy resisted much as taught as a general lesson learned
but then gave in when Satin was making him a deal
that wouldn't have any consequential endings at all, "not even in after life,"
Satin repeated, "No Jimmy, my time has nearly come to an end, I need those cr, I need you Jimmy, So is that a deal?"
"Sure,"
THERE it was. Crystal Lake was in the encircling lot, specifically behind the church, of a christian team
and members that built and established the holy
area for 100% Godliness and 0% Foolishness. Who was he kidding
little Jimmy says to himself in his mind. The devil is a lie.
Like jesus written; the thief comes in the back door, well attempts to.
Finally, in the Crystal Lake Collesium, built like
A presidential place just enough space to vote
and elect and get back out. In this case, little Jimmy
standing aside from Satin, staring at room 1, he says,
"Well, its only 5 doors, and 5 crystal balls," Satin adds angrily excited,
"Yes, all you have to do is just get them out of here and away
from the balls, I will tell you what to say. Things they
wouldnt air out of their coffins, things you shouldn't know,
just enough to make them SQUIRM." "OK, Satin, when do I get the keys?"
"When you reached the last door," "ok."
Jimmy walked in door 1, "I know your real name Ed,
head over hills now f*g boy, I know everything, get out while you can
before I tell your wife and your three kids, and oh, the pastors and the Christians around here too.
You used to wear turtle necks and get called fat boy, been bullied to
A all time high as that it made you kiss a fellow hero
A long time ago fatty, and you should go, porky."
Ed responded, "ill leave it in gods hands and ran out the room."
The same in room 2, 3, and four, "ill leave it in gods hands and then out the room they went."
Before little Jimmy would even think about going through the last door, he opens palm,
"I'm not finishing until the power is all mines."
Satin touched his hands, he went inside and then came out
clustered, as this man in room 5 sat still even after Jimmy was breaking balls. "Well that's one brave Christian fella there,"
Satin questions anxiously, "what happened? Did you say exactly everything I told you?"
"Yup, everything. Nothing really. They're just ordered by the law of god and made a promise to the Members that they wasn't
to leave or forsaken their high heavens I call it no matter what."
Satin responds, "so why did the other four run out?"
The other four slowly started to come back and brushes passed
Little Jimmy to finish gloating in their high heavens.
"Oh, they went to the bathroom. They couldn't take the
you know, the dirty laundry I suddenly threw at them. I don't know, weak
stomachs. They had nearly shitted themselves if not vomitted."
Alrighty Satin, see you around." Satin looks into room 5 and the man eyes satin
as if he was waiting all along, "ill leave it in Gods hands,"
Satin saw god on his shoulder and then ran out the collesium
after little Jimmy, "jimmy. Give me back the key," he screams.
Little Jimmy with his around 2 hotties rebukes Satin
as taught, "Satin get thee, far the f**k away from me," he snaps his fingers and the devil was extinct forever.