There's a magical place,
Not far from here.
Where there's a magical unicorn,
That I killed with a spear.
It snorted and cried,
It lept up in fear.
It crapped out it's Skittles
And it's hatred was clear.
I killed that unicorn,
And now I regret.
But what I have done,
Is killed someone's pet.
It was all set in stone,
And I started to flee.
I laughed and I grinned,
Hoping no one would see.
The carcus moaned in protest,
And I felt the fun twinge in my veins.
The sun started to bleed,
And I cried out "Why yes! I am insane!"