I'll be there

     I may not be perfect, but at least it's true,

     When you need me, I'm here for you.

     Know me or not,

     I've been in your spot.

     The blows hurt, and they don't stop,

     I'll pick you up, won't let you drop.

     If you need my help,

     Just give a yelp.

     People are jerks,

     But on me, the jokes don't work.