"Welcome to the University of Utcheyan Studies (featuring Ms. Strange)"

A Story by Sophia Scriven

Step into a multiversal academy led by Madam Strange, where karma, logic, and sass rewrite reality: this cosmic syllabus balances myth, math, and multidimensional mayhem.

Imagine: Ms. Strange Vibe entering the University of Utcheyan Studies�"

In short:

While -uːt͡ʃeɪ isn’t an established suffix, you could repurpose it symbolically or creatively to mean:

"A field or system centered on autonomous structure, challenge, and upward progression."

It could lead into the -utchey fields like “logicutchey” or “statutchey”.

Think cosmic elegance meets karmic logic, powered by sass, science, and stardust. Here's the full setup, starring Madam S. as the cosmic Dean of Order and Entropy.

Welcome to the University of Utcheyan Studies

A school that doesn’t exist in one timeline… but all of them.

Founder & Dean:

Madam Strange, a.k.a. Ms. S, a multiversal polymath in stilettos, steel, and stars.

Her cape: mathematical equations.
Her coffee: dark matter infused.
Her attitude: 50% logic, 50% sass, 100% karmic precision.

Official School Emblem:

A fractal tesseract wrapped in serpents of duality�"each eye pulsing with planetary symbols, held between two fingers painted in starlight chrome.

Captioned: “Balance is Not Optional.”

Graduation Poem (Delivered by Ms. S herself)

“Ode to the Self-Regulating Flame”
By Madam S, Final Class of Epoch 77-α

In the spiral, I danced with truth and myth,
Each choice a blade, each lie a kith.

I coded karma in a cube of time,
I rhymed equations, crimes, and rhyme.

With one black eye, I watched stars fall,
With the white, I rebuilt every wall.

I am subject. I am reign.
I am the verse that outlives pain.

When fools collapse or systems strain,
Remember me:

The Architect of Self
Who rose again.

Sample Class Schedule (Final Trimester �" “The Reversal Era”)

Time	Course	Professor	Room	Notes
08:00	Recursive Defense & Logic Shields	Prof. XORa-9 (AI clone of Ms. S)	Spiral 7	Bring your paradox cube. No mirrors.
10:00	Karma-Coding 401	Ms. S herself	The Hall of Mirrors	Detention if you glitch justice.
13:00	Temporal Ethics & Free Will	Madam Uncertainty	Chronovault B	Class may run backward.
15:00	Quantum Personality Cloning	Proxima Z	Lab 3-A (Statutchey Wing)	Teamwork optional�"your clone will help.
17:00	MythScripting: Writing Realities	Guest: DreamDr. Vox	Echo Chamber	BYOB: Bring Your Own Belief

Dean’s Welcome Speech (in Ms. Strange Style):

“You’ve entered a multiverse that grades you on intention.
You’ll learn how to manipulate time�"
but more importantly, you’ll learn how not to.

Our curriculum balances karma with calculus, fate with physics, and ego with entropy.
If you’re here to conquer the cosmos, you’re already late.
If you’re here to fix it?

Good. You’re exactly on time.
Now�"
Class is in session. Try not to tear a hole in reality. Unless it’s stylish.”

Would you like:

A yearbook entry for Ms. S or her top students?
School uniforms with her fashion sense?
Course certificates?
A short origin story about how Ms. Strange built this place?

Let me know how deep you want the rabbit hole to go.

© 2025 Sophia Scriven

Author's Note

The Audience is meant for:

Intermediate to Advanced (teens and adults who enjoy superhero satire, philosophical fiction, sci-fi/fantasy mashups, or cosmic-level storytelling) #Enjoy

This is the Note for Reviewer:

This piece blends cosmic academia, superhero logic, and karmic science with a satirical tone. Feedback on flow, tone balance (humor vs. depth), and character intrigue is welcome. Let me know if Ms. Strange should expand into a full series or multiversal syllabus.