Sharon's a Sharing Girl

Sharon's father is made of money
Her mother's made of wine
Her parents live the American dream
while she dreams of having parents

Sharon's sharing all her tricks
Like a dirty magician
And the whole town knows just how
She does all of them

Sharon tries to live an exciting life
She loves her cocaine
But one day the cops found her body
They called her parents to identify her face
Her father looked at her mother
Her mother looked at the officer
The two shrugged together
Her corpse was carried off with a simple "I guess."

Now Sharon's sharing her tricks
Down at the dreary coast of Acheron
To secure a passage to eternal peace
Sharon shares her tricks with Charon