Colored Balls

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Colored Balls

 

“There comes a time,

In every man’s life,

When he has “that discussion”

With his ever loving wife,

 

When she says:  “We’re done

Our family is big enough”,

I think you need to go see the doc,

Then we won’t need to use the glove,

 

So it’s off to see the specialist,

And he tells me what to expect,

But when he told me about the process,

My boys thought twice about it,

 

Well, we decided it was worthwhile,

Loving “au natural”, will be great,

No more worrying about little swimmers,

Or her dreadfully saying:  “I’M LATE”.

 

So here I lay a wondering,

If the clipping was worth the trouble,

Though the aching and swelling I’m sure will pass,

Right now, I’m bent over double,

 

Yes, pain killers and ice kinda help,

But that freezing  chills me to the core,

Yet If I’d have known the many colors they would turn,

I might have thought twice about dropping my drawers.

Reviews

[Donna]

With all the pain us women go through giving birth, I think it's right for the man to do that. I loved the poem!

[MsJewel]

LOL...Well, at least you haven't lost your sense of humor! Hugs, J

[Trace]

Nope, but my guys weren't very happy with me for quite a while. I think I still walk with a limp. Lol

Hope you got a little chuckle out of my discomfort.

Trace

[Audrey M.]

Poor guy, sounds painful. But hey he lives to tell. Glad to see someone make a good thing out of a bad. Great poem, Trace

[Trace]

Hey, life events are not always wine and roses, but should still be documented....lol
It's a good thinh I didnt elaborate more on this. In the end, it had its rewards...
Thanks for reading and the wonderful comments.

Trace

[Poetic Beauty]

This adds comedy into a not so pleasant procedure.

[Trace]

They should show educational videos before the process just to get you ready for what's to come. (No pun intended)

Thank you for your great comments
Trace

[Poetic Beauty]

You are welcome