The Nineteenth Hole

One of the unexpected pleasures found on the golf course

I met her there by the ball washer

She looked to be confused

I’m new to the game, would you show me how

I smiled and acted amused,

 

It really is quite simple

Clean your balls before you play

Then dry them and inspect them

You will enjoy them the rest of the day,

 

She looked quite shocked and flustered

Blushing at what I was talking about

So I unzipped my bag and pulled out a pair

To leave her with out any doubt,

 

She laughed and said; would you like to play a round

For I do not have a partner

When she smiled at me, in her expression I could see

That my game wouldn’t be the same without her,

 

Then to my surprise, just as I started to swing

She bent down to place her T

I could hardly believe what her short skirt revealed

And I shanked it for the whole world to see,

 

Do you golf for fun or should we make this exciting

What would you like to play for?

Well she was game, and she came to win

Because she planned on keeping score,

 

I must admit, she made it quite hard

Each time she tee’d up her ball

I couldn’t help but look, at that hazardous trap

Would we play all the way through after all?

 

But I am no quitter and I made her work

For every hole she got

And in the end she let me win

I scored on the very last shot,

 

A deal is a deal, and she promised to pay

Though I’m quite sure that was her goal

We found our way to a wooded rough

And I drove the nineteenth hole.

Author's Note

Golfing can be so much fun

captcha: sacking

Reviews

[Azifwecare]

Laundry day ? Lol, I'd say she was LEADING you to think she was distracting you from the game only in the end to prove her true intentions ha ha. Must've been a hell of a game for you, no?
: D

[Trace]

If you are going to "play around" might as well break out the big club and drive for the hole.
read moreIf you are going to "play around" might as well break out the big club and drive for the hole.

Thanks for your awesome comments on my naughty poem.

[m.s.early]

Lol. Perfectly atrocious without going over the top. As obvious as it is discrete. Great word play

[Trace]

Thank you for your excellent comments and compliments on this piece. ...
I like to write about my own life experiences.

Trace

[Tiana]

hahaha! So naughty Trace! You just cracked me up lol Enjoyed your poem a lot :))

[Trace]

I can't tell you how much I would love to play a round of golf in Hawaii,
specially with a beautiful Island girl.

Will you meet me by the ball washer?????

Thanks for your way cool compliments,

Trace

[Woody]

absolutely delightful, Trace. right up my alley (but you know that already)
very witty with just the right amount of naughtiness. love it.

[Trace]

Alley is Bowling, isn't it????
How about fairway? or anyway we can get it, right?
So glad you enjoyed my little romp on the golf course.
(Always keep an eye out for opportunities, I say)

Trace

[Woody]

anyway we can get it, buddy.
opportunities? I'm past my sell-by date, Trace :(

[Trace]

That will never stop me, I always go to see all the brand new cars at the annual expo, even though I cant afford to buy. I can still look, and that is half the fun.

[Rita L. Sev]

Your naughty can be so amusing, Trace! Thanks for the smile!

[Trace]

Last time I went golfing a swung so much I dang near knocked the dimples of my balls.

Open for your own interpretation.

HUGGS. Trace

[Lydia Shutter]

OMG...you are so naughty and this is brilliant! Love the play on words and the photo was custom made for this poem! Play through, Trace...or should I say, "FORE" LOL Lydi**

[Trace]

Do you enjoy playing around or are you more of a voyeu........ I mean spectator?

I am so glad you like my naughty humor.

Fore.......Trace

[Lydia Shutter]

:) you truly are a naughty one....and I can almost see your mischievous grin! Lydi**

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Well it's true one could interpret this to be all types of scandalous, I however find it almost ticklish! well done, good read.

[Trace]

I wrote It as I remembered it .
Oh those were the days my friend.

I should get out my clubs and go find a good ball washer.

Thanks for your great comments and compliments.

[ksscampos]

not sure if I'm the one with a dirty mind here, but your poem is full of double meaning phrases. . I literally said "that's what she said" after every verse.. lol thanks for sharing.

[Trace]

What ever do you mean? Lol.

I am glad you found my fore play enjoyable.

Trace

[Matching Socks]

Well none of the golf tournaments I've played ever ended like this.
I've always sucked at golf. :)

[Trace]

Maybe you are not dressing properly for the game?

There are more important things than getting a low score.
it's how you celebrate a good game with a good friend.

Thanks for your great comments and compliments on my poem.

Trace

[Matching Socks]

I see it went right over your head. :)

[Trace]

I didnt miss a thing
I was trying to figure out how to incorporate the words
Fore and play into a response while picturing it in my mind

[Matching Socks]

Ha! It was a bad joke, let it go!

[Trace]

Do you play often?

[Relic's Bare Trees]

Very funny. I played golf only once. Had she been there I'd have learned a lot more about the game. lol

[Trace]

Thanks for reading and commenting on my little quickie.
More to golf than swinging the club.

Trace

[Relic's Bare Trees]

lol, yes there is.