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I took a piss
In S**t's Creek
Then spent a year
In the Devil's backseat.

As he turned the radio up
I ground my teeth to the beat.
 Through sweet fleets of bleeding sheep
Cause I've been losing sleep.

No more memories
Just faded twitpics
Or it didn't happen.
Cleaning up sperm bank donations
With dirty napkins.

What happened?

Burning pages
I want to love her
And just forget
In this order:
Sweat, Sex, Pain
;Regret.

And my heart farts
Cathartic beats
I can't stand this s**t no more.
Wash, rinse, receipt.

Author's Note

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.