A Case For Raised Expectations

A Case For Raised Expectations

A Poem by Krista Harris
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Another one of Dave's fabulous dating misadventures....

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 It's the first date, and already, Dave thinks he's found exactly what he's looking for:

Dave: I'm already convinced that I've found exactly what I'm looking for in you. 

Julia: Really? And what's that?

Dave: I just want someone to grow old with. I don't want to die alone, you know!

Julia: Yes, I know. That's why I'm taking you with me.... 

SLICE!

STAB!

CHOMP!

"Waiter! Check please!?! "

© 2009 Krista Harris


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Haha, this is so funny. I got the impression that he murdered her, but then I realized they were eating.

Posted 15 Years Ago


i sputtered my coffee all over my keyboard...

Posted 15 Years Ago


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Added on December 9, 2009
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