Lock the doors

Did you check the doors?

Did you make sure they were locked?

The windows too?

Even the basement cellar?

Don't forget the windows in the attic.

Wait...did you hear that squeak?

Is it just your dog?

You place your head on the pillow to sleep.

Your significant other turns over and kisses you goodnight

You feel happy and calm.

But then you feel panic settling in

You don't have a significant other