The Bunny Funny

Random Ink

I shall establish a cliché okay

It was indeed a dark and stormy night

Was it alright, that night, when the rains did blow

No…Something was a foot, the color of soot

Shrouded in fur with long floppy ears

It stood five feet tall and elicited fears

Twas a bunny, who wasn’t funny

From the Grand Mesa it had come

Twas hungry for carrots, for it had none

Dear lord the people did cry

This shan’t be any fun!

Run!

 

Hop, Splop, Moosh and Goosh

The sounds that echoed through the storm

From the stampeding hungry bunny that wasn’t the norm

But it’s bounce…

It had good form

 

They called in the tanks

And the national guard

The banged and they boomed throughout the night

But were flattened in the yard, by dawns early light

Such was the power

This Mesa Bunnies might

The media…This just ain’t right!

 

The farmers hatched an idea

An egg of a plan

Throughout the next day all the trains and trucks ran

To gather the countries carrots, small, medium and large

Giving them up to the Army, to a man called Sarge

 

And in one fell swoop, a bomber did dive

Delivering the orange bomb, as if it were bird

Pooping and alive

It landed right outside this little town’s gate

Everyone watched, wondering their fate.

Then with no more than sniff and twitch of an eye

That ole giant bunny

Which had made so many die

Sat down real calm

Then he ate

Till there was nothing left but an empty steel plate

 

When the sun had set, the big bunny was gone

Just in time, for the small town mayor to yawn

Reviews

[Admiral Kirk]

For some reason, the line "Which had made so many die" cracked me up... It's like saying at a funeral "He died of murder". I dunno lol. :) ANYWAYS, this reminds me of that time a giant bunny came into town and didn't stop until we fed it a massive carrot. That was one strange day...

[Wolfwind]

Thank you! I'm grateful for your comments! =D

[Admiral Kirk]

You're welcome!!! :D

[PurpleQuartz]

This was such a fun read! I enjoyed it all the way through!

[Wolfwind]

Thanks! Just me flexing my imagination a we bit. lol

[Lina Grey]

LOL this is cute :) I like the narration and the descriptions and the rhyming. I always think it's funny in these sorts of stories when they can't figure out what to do. Like here, it's a giant bunny, and it's hungry. Why not give it a giant carrot? that farmer was one sharp cookie, i'd say :) great write hun

[Wolfwind]

Thank you very much for your review! I really appreciate it! =)

[Lina Grey]

my pleasure :) I do love bunnies...

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I remember you stating on a review that your mind works in strange ways. This is proof :)
I loved reading this. It gave me a wonderful laugh.
Thank you, dear man, for such a joyous read this afternoon.

[Wolfwind]

Thanks! I'm glad it got a giggle or two. =D