Amazing and Stupendous Powers and THE DEVICE

When Jenn doesn't like what she sees going on in school, she takes matters into her own hands. But when her opposite, Ifer get's in the way, it's all out war.

Jenn sat in the back of the classroom, mouth open in shock and eyes rolling two different directions at once. She couldn’t believe that the teacher had all the rest of the students wrapped around her little finger, making them all believe her no good completely false story!

Knowing that something had to be done, and seeing that this situation was dire and on the way of becoming mentally grim, she had no choice but to use her stupendous, most fantastical and glorious powers. With a blink she vanished, the teacher clueless and unaware that she had disappeared before her very stare. In a burst of lightning quick speed, she appeared upon the desk behind the teachers head. The kids all stared in disbelief and then screamed as with a thought, Jenn whirled the two large dictionaries on the shelf into the air and splattered the teachers head to pulp between them. The bloody spray swirled in the air and wrote in perfect English upon the white board, “Go home, she’s a liar!”

The other class members quickly grabbed their things and ran out the door, shouting out hoots and woots for being let go from class early and singing, “Ding Dong the Wicked B***h is Dead.”

Jenn jumped down off the desk over the fallen body of the dead liar and whipped out her shades, slipping them over her eyes before she sauntered into the hall way, grinning, “Mission accomplished.” With a glorified belly laugh she continue to walk the hallways until she saw the principal running towards her, tears streaking down his cheeks. “Jenn! Jenn!” He called out, “Is it true Ms. Evens is dead?”

Jenn stopped him cold in his tracks as she pointed a finger towards him and freezing him fast into place. “Yes, and you can go back to your wife when you thaw you two timing slime ball.”

Now skipping down the hall with an even larger smile on her face Jenn came across the fearful and timid Ms. Gord, who’s face resembled a pumpkin and smelled of over ripe bananas. “What are you looking at? Hmmmm?” Jenn’s voice spoke softly, as she dropped her shades to peer out over their tops.

“N..N…Nothing Jenn,” The cowardly homeroom teacher quickly squeaked and ran back into the teachers lounge.

“Oh no… I don’t think so.” Jenn shook her head and waggled her finger as Ms. Gord fumbled in trying to get the door closed.

Jenn brought her hands together in a mighty thunderclap of sound and sent a bright ball of blue flame flying towards the coward. In a flash and a scream, the one they called Squash for brains, became overly baked pie.

“What have you done!!!!” Johnny’s voice screamed over Jenn’s shoulder, which he placed his hand upon.

With a blur of motion and precisely landed blows, Johnny fell to the ground dead, the echoing of his bones snapping, still audible. “Don’t ever touch the lucky shoulder.” Jenn’s voice was filled with mirth, as she turned and began whistling, continuing towards the cafeteria.

It was here she saw what she simply couldn’t stand. Stewed beat mash on the menu, and the kids were eating it! Summoning more of her unimaginable super duper great powers, she began to hover, black flames crackling around her. “It’s mash or dash for you!” She bellowed at the workers in the back of the kitchen. In a blur of metal forks and knives which had burst from their trays, the help in the back where minced, diced, and blended into a boiling and twirling mass of goo, which she flung outward with a thought into the bowls of every kid.

Of course, she grinned as they all stopped for a moment, looked up at her and then just as quickly went back to eating the kitchen help slop. “Kids these days, they’ll eat anything.”

Jenn let out another belly laugh and burst through the ceiling and flew into the air over the school. All in a good day’s work, she thought, until she spun and saw HER!, that girl, that arch nemesis who was always ruining her destruction. Ifer, clad in flowing white garments hovered a short distance away.

“Jenn! You have to stop all this! People are getting hurt! Their dying!”

Jenn laughed, through a bolt of blackened lightning at her opposite. “Never! I must cleanse this school of all stupidity! It is my destiny!”

Ifer floated close, having dodged the lighting, “Please, let me join back with you, let me balance you.” Jenn’s opposite asked, in a calm and kind voice.

Jenn sneered, “You must be mad Ifer, why would I let you back inside. My work here isn’t even close to being finished...”

Ifer hung her head in sadness, “You leave me little choice then.” Bringing her gaze back to Jenn, she pulled THE DEVICE, from a pocket.

“NO!” Jenn screamed, throwing up her hands infront of her eyes, “Get it away!”

“You will look into it’s glow Jenn, I will force you if you don’t do it on your own.”

Jenn spun and burst away from Ifer, tossing bolts of black energy behind her as she tried to get away from her opposite self. She angled through the trees, hoping she could lose the white trouble maker. She spun a look back and saw that she was no longer being followed.

“Ha ha! I win!” Jenn shouted triumphantly. Turning back to make her way to the school again she gasped, “NOOOOoooooo!” Ifer popped out from behind a tree and held THE DEVICE right into her gaze.

“I’m sorry, but it must be this way. The destruction must cease.” Ifer held THE DEVICE closer to Jenn who was growing weaker by the second, the blinking red LED lights doing their job.

“No… I’ll be good! I promise.” Jenn gasped out as she no longer had the strength to take her eyes off THE DEVICE.

 

BEEP BEEP BEEP,

 

Jennifer woke with a start, slamming off the alarm clock. She rubbed her eyes and looked around. “Crap… that dang device always gets the best of me.”

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[Admiral Kirk]

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