When I Write for Fun

Mwahaha, hehe, ahahaha...! @_@

Looking left and looking right,
I came across a VCR.
I grabbed it and I sped off fast
In my snazzy, yellow car.

I brought it home and turned it on
And guess what was inside?!
A certain, special kind of tape...
It was an... *interesting* find.

I sat numbly on my comfy couch,
And started choking on my juice.
I reached and quickly turned it off;
My face a *lovely* shade of puce.

Needless to say, I drove on back
To where I'd found the VCR.
I kicked it out the window, hard
And sped off in my car.

I don't know why I picked it up,
Or where the thing came from...
Just that these things *always* happen
when I try to write for fun.