Ladies and Gentlemen! Your Attention Please!

I was feeling cynical about humanity, so I thought I'd write a poem. NOTE: I was being facetious; as far as I know, the world is not actually coming to an end.

It’s been confirmed;
World peace is here
Rise up and rejoice
For the end is near.
The end of greed and corruption and strife
As well as the struggles between husband and wife.
Scientists predict a black hole to be headed toward the earth,
Which will leave the Universe in a state of blissful mirth.
Our gods and goddesses shall settle their disputes
For they will no longer have us to look after, we high-maintenance brutes.
So go under cover and say your good byes,
For a mild side effect is that we all must die.
Don’t worry; death is relatively quick;
You’ll just cease to exist by a Universe trick.
So say all your prayers and lock up the farm
But I implore you, please, just don’t be alarmed.