Favorite pair

I see her walking

frantically in circles

staring down at the beach

"Is something wrong?" I ask

 

Looking up she answers,

"Oh yes, I lost an earring,

it's my favorite pair. It has to

be here in the sand someplace!"

 

So here I am, searching the beach

with a gorgeous woman

looking for an earring

she lost in the sand

 

When I glance up and

notice something peeking out

from behind the right cup

of her hot pink bikini top

 

As "favorite pair" flashes across

my mind, she catches me looking

when I nervously point, still

unable to turn my eyes away

 

Looking down she exclaims,

"Oh how embarrassing!"

Blushing as she reaches in to get it,

"How can I ever repay you?"

 

I reply, "don't worry about it,"

but walk away thinking...

"You could have let me

get it for you"

 

 

(Hey, I just wanted to help)

 

Author's Note

Just having a little fun with poetry

Reviews

[John the Baptist]

Well, there are pairs and then there are pairs. I think you and the lady were focusing on different pairs.

[Red Brick Keshner]

Got the pair Will, and have lost stuff in the sand as well. An ending worth a comeback but yeah that was probably too quick in the happening.

[willweb]

Thanks so much my friend. Glad you stopped by.

[Neville]

.. you are a very norty boy .. are you sure it was the right cup that almost runneth over .. I reckon it was probably around a hundredth of a second delay that caused you to miss out .. sometimes you just have to dive in regardless .. Neville :)

[willweb]

Yep, I believe you are correct. : )
Thanks Neville

[Neville]

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[The_Ancient_Rock]

Yes... many times we just want to help... a lot... ;)

Great story...

Be in peace.

[willweb]

Thanks so very much. Always helpful...the best way to be

[The_Ancient_Rock]

lol

You are most welcome.

;)

[Dave Brown]

allatime velly funny Ubetcha

[willweb]

Thanks Dave. I know that form of speech but can't put my finger on it right now. An old black and white movie...now this will drive me crazy.

[emmajoygreen]

Um.. well, okay: this is a finely composed poem tinged with metaphorical meaning and is certainly more than heartfelt. Still giggling..

[willweb]

Thanks my friend. Happy this one got a giggle from you. : )

[emmajoygreen]

Now read your poem again, and my world is suddenly brighter! Many thanks, willwebb, sir.

[willweb]

See me smiling : )

[emmajoygreen]

Oh Yes...
need to disappear now.. a bientot.

[light and ashes]

Lol.
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[willweb]

..... : )

[light and ashes]

..laughing.

[1809 Black Plague Decem..]

I see the fun of it.
She sounds kind of Marlyn Monroe kind of girl,
LOL

[willweb]

Yep, she sure could be. : ) Thank you again for your visit.

[1809 Black Plague December]

you are welcome, Willweb. Wowsers, LOL

[FGFRANKLIN]

This was funny and quaint with a tongue in cheek sort of humor. It reminds me of a boss I had who raised Bartlett Pears on his farm. He sent a basket of them around to all of his employees one fall and I was eating one when I was approached by his buxom secretary. She was also eating a pear. I just started smiling. She looked at me like I'd lost my mind. She said, okay, spit it out. I swallowed my bite of pear instead. I said, well I was going to offer you a nice pear but I see you have one already. I can still see her eyes rolling. (laughing)

[willweb]

That's funny. Definitely sounds like something I would have said back in pre-woke America. : ) Thanks so much for your review.

[FGFRANKLIN]

Well, "woke" to me infers that someone has been asleep. I never have been. (laughing) But maybe society and some people could benefit from staying asleep. Hence, the term, "beauty sleep".

[Lorry]

It was always gonna be either the guys favourite pair or the guy thinking of his favourite pair of lady bits, with a title like that! Have I been cancelled yet? I've decided to take all those annoying minellium sayings and use them, in the hope old people make them uncool. You know the ones, like my fave singers new song has just dropped, like the term is out is too exhausting for them, or anything else those pesky but perky young uns say. Blah! 😊
I don't know how I missed this one before, but most likely glitches or I was in a " wasn't the Internet meant to make things easier" rant! No wait, they're both the same thing.
I best go now before I get cancelled, whatever that means, or before a young un calls me old, Daddy O 😊

[willweb]

I believe it is alike a TV show being cancelled, the actors move to another show getting paid more than the previous show. You mean things like "hot minute" or 'Genderizer" or LMSAOWROAFWANHWRFW (Laughing my stupid a*s off while rolling on a floor with a new hand-woven carpet from Wayfair)? Just checking.

[Lorry]

Yes, or ROFLWSSMTT! ( ROLLINH ON FLOOR LAUGHING WHILE SOMEHOW STILL MANAGING TO TYPE)
The most infuriating thing I ever heard from those darn younguns was "lol" Actually saying lol instead of laughing.
It made me want to say "NELI" to them (not even laughing inwardly.)
I tell ya, with this bunch I hope a war doesn't start or were screwed...but then again, the other side would be choc full of them too! 😊

[willweb]

NELI, I like that and will probably use it at some time or the other.

[Lorry]

It works to best effect after you've been "lol'd" 😊