Hunger Games (For Ana Sophia)

Little Miss Muffet

Sat on her tuffet

And what a nice tuffet indeed

 

Along came a spider

Sat down beside her

Said, “Hey babe, you’re something I need”

 

She set down her food

And thought, Damn, how rude

This insect thinks he is Prince Charming

 

He crawled to her thigh

With a wink of his eye

Gave a laugh at his thoughts so alarming

 

The closer he got

It became quite hot

His tiny heart rapidly beating

 

With a swipe of her hand

She ended his plan

Yelling, “Get lost, can’t you see I’m eating?”

 

Author's Note

Ana challenged me to write an off beat nursery rhyme. Not my best, but I tried.

Reviews

[just Penny]

Witty and light. I am sure Ance is happy to be your muse. Nice writing. Penny

[willweb]

Thank you Penny for your nice comments.

[MomzillaNC]

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[A. Amos]

Good one...enjoyed the read!

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[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha Will has a naughty streak I see lol.Very nice poem I think miz muffett was right lol

[willweb]

Thank you Vidya, this was a challenge by Ance. Glad it made you laugh.

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are welcome :)

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[Matching Socks]

Haha!!!! I knew you could do it!

It's good!

Now I dare you to write something HAPPY!!

HAPPY
HAPPY
HAPPY

[willweb]

I figured what the hell. Thanks so much Ance. Happy??? That might be a little more difficult. :)

[Matching Socks]

You can do it, c'mon...
You're like the little engine that could...
I think I can, I think I can...

[willweb]

I'll try as long as I don't run out of track first

[Matching Socks]

No worries, it's on a loop....