Burt RambleA Story by WillHBIIIBurt walked out of the
office into the hall where the bathrooms are. He felt nervous but didn’t know
why. A feeling had started to creep over him as the day began and by now it was
all over him. The feeling was strange and familiar. Despair, relief, the need
to cry and the over powering urge to vomit had climbed their way up his back
and were sitting upon his head and shoulders now as he was leaving for lunch. In the hall there was a
well dressed black kid at the snack machine; he was in a black suit, black tie
and nice shiny black dress shoes. ‘I never saw that guy
before, must be the new intern’ Burt thought, as he entered the men’s room. Burt headed to the
handicap stall, pushed on the door, it was locked. “Occupied”, said the
occupant grunting. The bathroom door
opened behind Burt. It was the well dressed black kid. His shoes clapped on the
floor as he headed to the urinal closest to the entrance. Burt nodded to him
politely and entered a vacant stall and locked the door. He pulled an envelope
from his back pocket, unbuckled his belt and trousers letting them drop to his
ankles, the belt buckle clanking as it hit the floor. He sat down to do his
business. As he opened the
envelope the toilet in the handicap stall flushed. Burt could hear the jingling
of loose change or keys and the zipping of his neighbor’s fly. Burt looked at the contents of the envelope
and smiled. The Deep voice from the
handicap stall said “Hey Burt, so what are you going to do with all that
money?” The handicap stall door slammed open. Burt could hear the well dressed
black kid’s shoes clap against the tiles of the bathroom floor, walking toward
him. “What money? Hey, do
you mind. I’m trying to take a s**t in peace!” Burt yelled. The horrible
feeling on top of Burt began to enter his body forcefully in the form of an
excruciating migraine; he felt the gravity of a black hole inside his chest
sucking the vile feeling and intuition,
he had been carrying, from his shoulders and head into his soul and beneath it.
A vacuum of pain, involved with Burt’s birth, birthed a thought into Burt’s
fracturing mind. ‘There is no pain in nonexistence’, the epiphany brought with it
a slim promising moment. He had no idea about what was happening, only that it
was bad and in some way his fault. “You’re about to s**t
mother f****r” boomed the deep voice exiting the handicapped stall. Burt’s stall door
crashed open with a loud kick. Time slowed, the stall door lock burst into
metal and wood shrapnel. As the sharp speeding projectiles slowly trekked
toward Burt’s face he began to scream. Loud and unnaturally low his screams were
cut short by the only thing in the universe that had maintained the laws of
space and time, a very large red man and his fist. Burt tried to wake, as if struggling to be
free from a horrible rim sleep nightmare; he can’t move his body or open his
eyes. Panic crept up slow at first but struck with the speed of a cobra when
his efforts went unrewarded. He began to hear a faint voice. Burt slowly
realized that he was awake, tied to a chair, blindfolded, and gagged. He
struggled to no avail. The painful anxiety he felt before was gone. But the
feeling that a black hole had taken up residence in the pit of his soul was
present and growing. His heart empty or AWAL, either way a dark sucking void
lived now in the center of his chest. “Mr. Ramble, can you
hear me Mr. Ramble?” Burt heard the voice of an old man speaking to him. “We
are going to remove your gag very soon, please be calm while I explain the
situation to you”, toned the voice of the old man, who continued speaking. “You have been brought here because you are a
very special person. Words upon the blowing wind have, in their wisdom, whispered
into my ear your reason for being. A great liberating warrior, the chief of the
fire nation came to me burning bright in my vision of the battles that initiate
your transformation, how to prepare you to survive them, and the places you
must enter in them. I was visited by sages from yonder stream and from the
stone nation with wisdom and visions; key to your survival in these coming
trials .Grandmother earth has taught me the proper method of nurturing which
will unlock the divine power within you needed on your quest, she is wisest in
the ways of nurturing. Grandfather Sky has blessed me in my task of preparing
you for yours. I have seen deep into the seven chambered furnace of love and
spoken to the angel of your heart, you are the one. You are the one, the only one who can fulfill
this task and save yourself and all of your brothers and sisters. This is all I can tell you, the rest you must
be shown.” “Hey Burt, you remember
me”? Burt knew that voice to
be the Indian who knocked him out earlier. Burt could feel a cold hand on the
back of his neck untying his gag. The gag fell. “I remember that you’re
the scum f**k whose going to prison for assault and kidnapping.” Burt said
trying not to sound afraid. “I understand your
feelings of anger Burt. I was just as angry when I was brought in, but in a few
days you will be grateful. My name is Murdock Running Deer, and this is Wallace
Black Elk” He removed Burt’s blindfold, revealing an old Indian dressed like a
cowboy sitting at a picnic table. “I don’t give a f**k
who you are or who he is, just let me go”! Burt insisted. “We will let you go
very soon Mr. Ramble”, nodded Black Elk. “But first, we eat.” “I’m sorry I hit you
Burt, though you may not realize it but I’ve owed you one for some time now. I
need you to have a look around Burt, we’re in the middle of the wilderness
“Murdock said, pointing panoramically. Burt looked around; in
front of him was a small grouping of evergreen trees and the picnic table where
the old man sat warmed by a small fire between the table and the trees. He
looked to the left, to the right and behind himself to see that he was on top
of a mountain. He looked at Murdock, a large and tall physically fit looking
middle aged man. Then he saw the black kid approaching from behind the trees
still dressed in a suite but now in hiking boots. He was carrying firewood. “Can I untie you now Burt?” asked Murdock Burt knew he’d never
get away by running and if he did he would probably die out here given his
physical condition, being a fat over the hill smoker with no outdoor survival
skills. He’d have to hold out for a better opportunity to escape. Best to gain
their trust now he thought and escape later. “Untie me, I won’t run” Burt
submitted. Murdock untied Burt and
invited him to sit at the picnic table along with the well dressed black kid
and Black Elk. Black Elk began to
speak gazing deep into Burt’s lost grey eyes. “I’ve heard you, Mr. Ramble, speak
of entitlement. I’ve wondered about entitlement and I’ve come to understand
that there are two things that we are entitled to. One is birth. The other is
death. There is an interesting thing about becoming life, Mr. Ramble, it only
happened once. All life after that first birth comes from life married to life.
We are all one life Mr. Ramble, but this life that we are has experienced many
little deaths. Your death will be as little a death as that of a blade of
grass”. Fear exploded through
Burt’s veins. “Please don’t kill me. Please I’ll do whatever you say”, he
begged leaning forward bowing his head and locking his hands together, fingers
clinched holding on for dear life. “We are not going to
kill you Burt” interrupted Murdock, putting his hand on Burt’s shoulder softly.
This made Burt feel calm, unafraid and loved and he wondered why for a moment.
Then his attention was pulled back to Black Elk. Black Elk continued,
“The little deaths we all experience, from the moment of birth onward, grow
until final death. Our little life becomes our personal nonexistence. The big
life, whose mother and father are one and none, is coming to a crossroad. One
path leads comfortably to final death. On this path life itself will pass into
nonexistence. This is the path easiest to follow for it is paved with
familiarity, though paved well it is winding and ends abruptly around a final
blind curve. The other path is an
old one - rough and overgrown with fear and darkness. This path has been scarcely
traveled in recent times therefore it has been naturally reclaimed by the
weeds, briers and forgotten demons of life’s lost history. This path leads to
hope. It is our little lives who must choose which path our mother will ride.” Black Elk went silent
and turned to look at the fire. Murdock walked to the edge of the mountain and
sat cross-legged facing away from Burt and the rest, looking out over the
clouds. The well dressed black kid was tending the fire in quiet contemplation.
Burt becoming more
aware of his surroundings began to notice that the air carried a strange cozy
comfort, and the light of the noon sun, un-obscured by trees or clouds, was
unnaturally mild in color, like dull yellow-orange autumn foliage just before
floating softly in death to the cool forest floor. There was no wind, no birds,
no sound but the crackling and tending to of the fire. “Ok, so you want me to
recycle? I have a hard time believing that’s why you brought me here. What do
you want from me? Show me what you need to show me so I can go home!” Burt said
raising his voice incrementally in frustration. “I’m not buying your bullshit”!
, said Burt, now almost yelling in panic. There was no reply. Not
even a reactionary movement. Neither from his captors nor from any beasts of
nature, not even an echo, followed his outburst. He got up and screamed “listen
to me”! Only silence and stillness in reply, the fire though healthy and
burning became silent as well. The movements of the well dressed black kid, as
he began preparing what appeared to be food, were the only sounds now. It was
as if the entire world had stopped participating in Burt’s existence, all
things in nature with the exceptions of a soundless fire and its mute
tender. Burt moved to explore
his wide open prison. He began rushing around looking for a way to get down
from the impossible towering reformatory which confused him so. He found
himself on the far side of the trees revealing bald stone grey mountaintop
overlooking motionless clouds. No safe path of escape to be found only steep
downward grades obscured by white fog. He began to cry. “The white clouds of
darkness”, said a soft effeminate voice. Burt turned to see the
speaker. He saw no one. “The
truth is, Mr. Ramble, the hidden world is, the world as it is, only unexplored.
You are here to explore, Mr. Ramble, the world behind the white clouds of
darkness. Follow me” whispered the wind. The well dressed black kid stepped from the wood
and motioned for Burt to follow. They walked to the edge and stopped for a
moment. The well dressed black kid then grabbed Burt firmly around the waist
and forced him over the edge, falling together through white clouds, forgotten
desire, and memories of death and worse, memories of meaninglessness realized
in broken hearted regret. Burning with immense windless speed, penetrating the
mystery in conjoined discomfort, they fell into the pit. Burt tried to scream
but he had no voice. He tried to be free from the hold of the youthful warden,
but found that he had no power. The strangeness of this happening devoured Burt’s
sensibility. He felt the incredible magnitude of pace, but no physical symptoms
of their apparent decent. No sound at all, no gust blowing his hair, he could
see nothing, yet he knew he was at maximum velocity falling in the grip of his
captor, the last remnant of physics. Burt closed and reopened his eyes rapidly
and repeatedly. Trying to wake up from this freakish dream, but only awakening
to it every moment more and more intensely, eventually he stopped blinking but
could no longer discern if his eyes where open or closed. All sensation melted
away as his cognitive function shutdown and Burt Ramble was born, in reverse,
to nothingness. They arrived at the end of existence only to discover finality is
a cruel illusion, a perfect reflection of all that is real. The
well dressed black kid released Burt and the pitch black dissolved revealing
the world. Burt,
trembling, eyes in empty gaze, whispered, “What was that? What just happened?”
Raising his voice slightly he questioned the stone beneath his feet, “What the
f**k is happening?” “Don’t
worry my friend, you will understand soon enough” said Murdock soothingly, as
he appeared from behind the trees, “But now we eat”. Burt
looked around confused and amazed. Having landed on the exact spot from which
he had fallen, Burt stood still momentarily recalling the experience. As he
fell, nearly an infinite number of emotions and strangely unique truths
bombarded his being continually until the fall dissolved into nonbeing. However
as Burt’s nonbeing scattered, giving way to the world as it now appears to him,
he was left with only a vague intuition equivalent to having, at least, touched
every volume in the Library of Babel. Lunch
is served While
everyone was having lunch, Murdock, between bites, professed. “Black Elk has
had visions, Burt, of the future and of you.” “Wallace
Black Elk is dead, I don’t know who this guy is but unless he is a zombie or
this is the afterlife, he is not Wallace Black Elk,” interrupted Burt. “Good,
Burt” said Black Elk, “but what you fail to realize is that there is no
afterlife, I am Wallace Black Elk free from the cocoon of the apparent world. I
am, we are, your spirit guides.” “So,
I’m dead? Or I’m not dead? What?” chuckled Burt, mockingly. “No, you’re not dead Burt,” said Murdock, “we
have brought you into the real world.” “Okay,
I’m here in the real world, now what? I’m listening, but somehow I have a hard
time believing that this is the real world. This is a dream, maybe I’m in a coma,
but in the real world, I and mute boy over there would have died at the point
of impact when we went over the edge of that cliff!” Burt began raising his
voice laughing at the absurdity of the situation. “But
no! There was no impact and really I’m not even sure that whatever that was
could even be called a fall. I neither felt nor heard the wind. Once through
the clouds I saw nothing, and time simultaneously stood still and accelerated,
and all indication of the world evaporated. Whatever this place is, it is not
the real world! And when the nothing that engulfed our fall…” Burt, now
standing, and yell hysterically, “dissolved away, I felt as if, during my
absence of being, I’d experienced all possibility! How is this real? This place
is not even remotely possible!” Murdock
smiling laughs, “Very well Burt now that you’ve got that off your chest, sit
eat, and listen”. Everyone
was smiling at Burt in comforting friendly way. This helped Burt calm down. He
did as Murdock suggested and sat. His
face was hot, and his heart racing. He noticed that his surroundings had not
changed, it was like a movie set, permanently noon. He didn’t know how long he
had been there but he did know that it was long enough to have noticed some
change in the position of the sun. There was no such change. Murdock
cleared his throat, “The world, Burt, is as it seems, and more. The world you
call real is real but it is not all that is real. We are aspects of the real
which you cannot fully perceive, myself, Wallace Black Elk and the well dressed
black kid are more specifically living extensions of your consciousness,
connected to the greater life of the universe.” Burt
listened as he ate his stew. He had decided to just go with the flow at this
point, realizing he had no choice in the matter. The stew was tasteless with
unidentifiable chunks of soft root, and maybe mushrooms. The food satisfied
warming Burt’s core while increasing his self-awareness somehow and enhancing
his calm. Murdock’s
voice slowly fading from Burt’s consciousness, continued. “We are here to show
you what life is…” Murdock’s words melted away, their void filled by Black
Elk’s Drum and song. Burt watched Murdock’s mouth as it continued to exercise,
oblivious to the futility of its efforts. A soft bubble engulfed Black Elk as
he drummed and sang. The sphere of vibrating
light lifted Black Elk up and to the left, leaving a negative sphere in its
place. Burt was the only one to notice these strange happenings. Murdock’s
mouth moved soundlessly as he gazed at Burt, and the well dressed black kid,
eating head down, took no apparent notice. The
heartbeat of the universe from Black Elk’s pounding drum and vessel of light, vibrating
its mantra mesmerizing and compelling spoke to Burt. “Thump thump, thump thump,
dance in your heart with love, a memory, thump thump, thump thump.” A
woman dressed in fair skin emerged from the void sphere. Burt’s eyes fixated
and astounded clung to her slightest move as she stepped into full view. “Thump
thump, thump thump, search your heart and tell me, where has love gone, thump
thump, thump thump?” The universal drumming heart gave voice. Burt
looked into her eyes they seemed to say, “I am the world, do you love me in my
beauty?” He replied, “I do.” She
reached out to touch Burt’s hand. “Thump
thump, thump thump” Sang the drum. Black Elk sang along in a language
unidentifiable to Burt. Though the words seemed to vibrate meaningfully, the
message, “Why has love forsaken thee? Because you have forsaken love. When will
love come back to thee? When you come back to love.” As
she made contact, Burt’s senses exploded, all objects began to glow brighter
and brighter each with its unique color, texture and temperature. The separate
in their glowing growth merged becoming the inseparable. The world had been
transformed into pure white light. The drumming stopped, all was silent. Maybe
it was for a moment or maybe a million years. Burt was one with the light and
in that time utterly content. There was a loud popping sound, and then it was
all gone. He was again sitting at the picnic table, Black Elk was eating, no
sign of a drum. The well dressed black kid had not budged, and as if nothing
had happened, Murdock preached on. “…here
to show you what life needs you to know so that she may survive you and you may
survive her. This world is our mother, she gives birth to all life, but she
does not control her children, and can only delicately communicate with us. We
have brought you here to communicate with her.” “Wait
a minute; did any of you just see that?” Burt calmly interrupted. Black Elk smiled at Burt then turned to
Murdock and said, “It has begun, we must let him go now.” “Tell
me, what happened after that, did you wake up?” asked Dr. Freud, while puffing
his pipe. Burt
looked over to see Sigmund Freud looking back at him through a plume of grey
smoke. Suppressing panic and confusion, Burt decided to play along. Again he
realized that he really had no choice in the matter. Although Burt was not sure
what the Doctor was asking about, he began speaking. “It’s
like remembering a dream that had not yet happened with perfect clarity. I
stood and walked onto the path. Dirt and grass below my feet, below that a mist
of clouds and the fall of eternal return. I walk slowly, in a daze, into the
dark canopy of evergreens an open mouth of untold nature. The light of high
noon, as mellow and plastic as it was, shriveled dimmer and dimmer until the
forest closed behind me. I am a confused morsel and not more. The wind at my back forced my body down the
hollow throat of trees. Is my fate digestion in the belly of the beast, or
perhaps to be nurtured in the womb of the mother? I knew that there must be
some detail in these trees, but I could not find any. I knew that there must be
a sky beyond the umbrella of green but no evidence existed. A vague fuzzy
reconstruction of reality like a strange muddy dream, the world I walked meant
nothing to me. I felt that I would soon find out what I meant to it. Something
compelled me to sit, and I did. I longed for warm sunshine and it appeared I
wished to be back in the real world and nothing happened. A
voice or some force of persuasion beckoned me to stillness, to silence and to
peace, winning over my actions and intentions. Following the suggestion of
this, perhaps divine inclination, this power beyond my observation, I fell into
comfort, mindful of all in judgment of none. If
time must pass, it did pass, although without petitioning me for awareness.” “That
is very interesting Burt. Tell me how old were you when you first wanted to
make love to your mother”? queried Sigmund as he broke apart like glass and
slowly fell to the floor, leaving sharp shards of his being in a neat pile. However,
the pile of Freud continued speaking. “Please continue, as you were saying.” Burt
felt his lips moving and heard words coming out of his mouth though he had no
control over what was actually being said. “I realized that I need
to get out more when normal anxiety-free conversation with an
actual person became one of my most fantastic and apparently
unrealistic fantasies. I have normal fantasies still, of course,
about almost every woman that crosses my path but they aren't
as fantastic as they used to be. I wonder if hookers charge less if
you just want to talk?” The world began
swirling, the furniture, books, sharp bits of Sigmund Freud, Burt and an
apparition that had spontaneously appeared who look identical to Woody Allen,
all spiraling together. The apparition seemed confused. Burt wondered if it was
actually Woody Allen. Maybe somehow Woody was having as weird a day as Burt. As
the swirling reality clinched tighter and a black hole formed in the center and
at a moderate pace all the world was sucked into non being. Burt recognized
this feeling which he had felt when falling with the well dressed back kid
earlier, and was not as worried as the apparition of Woody Allen appeared to
be. Eventually there was only black nothing complete void a vacuum of
space. © 2010 WillHBIII |
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